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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3997382 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10900 on: February 05, 2017, 11:25:31 PM »
Could've put this on a whole bunch of threads...

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10901 on: February 06, 2017, 07:00:03 AM »
What does Air France have to do with ANYTHING?!
When you figure that one out then you can start on the UPS method.  :P
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10903 on: February 06, 2017, 12:24:12 PM »
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/politics-news/trump-challenged-about-putin-says-our-country-s-so-innocent-n716906?cid=par-xfinity_20170206
ridiculous comment. not sure if he is trying to butter putin up for the war on ISIS or something else but it is just a strange comment to make.
that said, I dont see it as that big a deal in the grand scheme of things. 

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10904 on: February 06, 2017, 12:26:13 PM »
I dont see it as that big a deal in the grand scheme of things.
Do you realize who you just said this to ?? :)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10905 on: February 06, 2017, 12:31:29 PM »
Do you realize who you just said this to ?? :)
See signature.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10906 on: February 06, 2017, 12:57:21 PM »
How can anyone argue with this one?

Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10907 on: February 06, 2017, 01:05:00 PM »
How can anyone argue with this one?
"Any negative polls are fake news..."
Guess who said that?  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10908 on: February 06, 2017, 01:18:40 PM »
"Any negative polls are fake news..."
Guess who said that?  :)
Let me guess, someone who doesn't like the results of the polls.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10909 on: February 06, 2017, 01:19:21 PM »
Let me guess, someone who doesn't like the results of the polls.
No (partly correct), guess again.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10910 on: February 06, 2017, 01:20:47 PM »
No (partly correct), guess again.
It is someone who likes the results of the polls? Why would they say that?

Also, what does it have to do with the picture? She is correct whether she is right or wrong about Trump.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10911 on: February 06, 2017, 01:22:56 PM »
It is someone who likes the results of the polls?
No. Three tries for a quarter.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10912 on: February 06, 2017, 01:25:32 PM »
Anyone watching Trump with the military? One thing you can't take away from this guy is he knows how to work a room.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10913 on: February 06, 2017, 01:40:01 PM »
No. Three tries for a quarter.  :)
Someone who likes the results of some polls but not others?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10914 on: February 06, 2017, 01:58:02 PM »
Anyone watching Trump with the military? One thing you can't take away from this guy is he knows how to work a room.

If the office of POTUS were a Vegas show, DJT would be Elvis.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10915 on: February 06, 2017, 02:06:10 PM »
Anyone watching Trump with the military? One thing you can't take away from this guy is he knows how to work a room.
isn't that the top of the list of qualifications for the office?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10916 on: February 06, 2017, 02:09:02 PM »
If the office of POTUS were a Vegas show, DJT would be Elvis.
I would give Elvis to Obama and Trump gets Sinatra.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10917 on: February 06, 2017, 02:09:43 PM »
isn't that the top of the list of qualifications for the office?
They have let Nixon in on that one.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10918 on: February 06, 2017, 02:10:55 PM »
They have let Nixon in on that one.
But that was before the internet so it doesn't count.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10919 on: February 06, 2017, 02:28:13 PM »
@jtz I will say I don't really agree with Trump saying US is remotely close to the stuff Putin committed...