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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3983549 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10920 on: February 06, 2017, 02:58:00 PM »
@jtz I will say I don't really agree with Trump saying US is remotely close to the stuff Putin committed...
"don't really agree" I guess that is a start.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10921 on: February 06, 2017, 03:03:12 PM »
"don't really agree" I guess that is a start.  :)
If you were ever buried in sand you'll know it's not that easy to get your head out so quickly 😂😂

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10922 on: February 06, 2017, 03:05:18 PM »
If you were ever buried in sand you'll know it's not that easy to get your head out so quickly 😂😂
Been buried but never my head. I will take your word for it. Maybe you can help some of the other members get their head out as they still seem stuck.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10923 on: February 06, 2017, 03:10:56 PM »
Been buried but never my head. I will take your word for it. Maybe you can help some of the other members get their head out as they still seem stuck.  :)
Being buried in sand is much better than being buried in Twitter Bird droppings.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10927 on: February 06, 2017, 04:33:53 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10928 on: February 06, 2017, 04:34:50 PM »
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10929 on: February 06, 2017, 05:03:24 PM »
You feeling OK today?
Still hungover from last night but mostly 😂

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10930 on: February 06, 2017, 05:20:28 PM »
You feeling OK today?
They're all trying to move to the center/compromise/reach out. Your turn :)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10931 on: February 06, 2017, 05:22:13 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10932 on: February 06, 2017, 07:18:26 PM »
http://www.businessinsider.com/google-chrome-extension-trump-steve-bannon-2017-2

Lets make it that people don't read anything negative about Trump. How could anything go wrong with that?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10933 on: February 06, 2017, 08:57:41 PM »
@JTZ i think you asked earlier if there were any terrorists from the 7 countries in the US.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10934 on: February 06, 2017, 11:02:39 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10935 on: February 06, 2017, 11:47:43 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10936 on: February 07, 2017, 05:02:23 AM »
Democratic Senator from CT speaking now on the floor of the Senate, invoking Sandyhook as a reason why guns should not be allowed in schools.

CMIIW but I thought the discussion of whether or not guns should be allowed in schools is whether or not designated security officers should be allowed or mandated to carry guns in schools.  If anything Sandyhook is a reason why they should.

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« Reply #10937 on: February 07, 2017, 07:30:59 AM »
Democratic Senator from CT speaking now on the floor of the Senate, invoking Sandyhook as a reason why guns should not be allowed in schools.

CMIIW but I thought the discussion of whether or not guns should be allowed in schools is whether or not designated security officers should be allowed or mandated to carry guns in schools.  If anything Sandyhook is a reason why they should.
How many shootings were there in schools done by designated security officers?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10938 on: February 07, 2017, 09:40:20 AM »
LOL

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #10939 on: February 07, 2017, 09:53:52 AM »
Trump says terrorism acts ignored. Evidence?

I can think of a recent one, the Bowling Green Massacre.  :)
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