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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3851457 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11060 on: February 13, 2017, 12:10:35 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on February 13, 2017, 12:09:04 PM
I think they want more info before he starts tweeting, it may be something serious that can't be done away with tweets.
It seems pretty simple. If he lied to the WH (pres/vicepres) he has to go.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11061 on: February 13, 2017, 12:11:21 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on February 13, 2017, 12:09:41 PM
I think Trump needs to put a break on his tweeting unless it's important, it's not normal the amount he's tweeting lately
Then what will JTZ do ?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11062 on: February 13, 2017, 12:13:45 PM »
Quote from: TimT on February 13, 2017, 12:11:21 PM
Then what will JTZ do ?
Search his past Howard Stern interviews.  :P
You see the one where DJT, daughter and son could not do simple math?  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11063 on: February 13, 2017, 05:54:53 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11064 on: February 13, 2017, 06:03:17 PM »
I don't read news. What's the Flynn scandal?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11065 on: February 13, 2017, 06:08:10 PM »
Quote from: aygart on February 13, 2017, 05:54:53 PM
http://observer.com/2017/02/aclu-defends-breitbart-milo-yiannopoulos-free-speech/

Took the ACLU just 10 days to acknowledge the breach of free speech, and this is the same org that funds free speech lawsuits for actual KKK/Nazis.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11066 on: February 13, 2017, 06:16:15 PM »
Quote from: yuneeq on February 13, 2017, 06:08:10 PM
Took the ACLU just 10 days to acknowledge the breach of free speech, and this is the same org that funds free speech lawsuits for actual KKK/Nazis.
They do not need to comment on everything. It was not a lawsuit.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11067 on: February 13, 2017, 06:28:13 PM »
Quote from: aygart on February 13, 2017, 06:16:15 PM
They do not need to comment on everything. It was not a lawsuit.

They comment on every national news story involving free speech, and no there wasn't a lawsuit, but there should be one, started by them. Stop pretending to be so dumb. We all hear from the ACLU every chance they get.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11068 on: February 13, 2017, 07:41:19 PM »
Quote from: yuneeq on February 13, 2017, 06:28:13 PM
They comment on every national news story involving free speech, and no there wasn't a lawsuit, but there should be one, started by them. Stop pretending to be so dumb. We all hear from the ACLU every chance they get.

Correct.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11069 on: February 13, 2017, 09:32:33 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on February 13, 2017, 06:03:17 PM
I don't read news. What's the Flynn scandal?
He talked to Russia about lifting sanctions before Trump took office and then lies about it. He made the VP look foolish because he assured everyone Flynn had no talks about it to Russia.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11070 on: February 13, 2017, 09:34:25 PM »
Flynn needs to go. The President said they have a statement to release, me thinks them waiting so long to release it means he's not getting rid of him just yet. YOU DON'T LIE TO THE VP.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11071 on: February 13, 2017, 09:37:04 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on February 13, 2017, 09:34:25 PM
Flynn needs to go. The President said they have a statement to release, me thinks them waiting so long to release it means he's not getting rid of him just yet. YOU DON'T LIE TO THE VP.
KAC just said this afternoon on MSNBC that the president has 100% confidence in Flynn.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11072 on: February 13, 2017, 09:38:29 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on February 13, 2017, 09:37:04 PM
KAC just said this afternoon on MSNBC that the president has 100% confidence in Flynn.
It seems he may have changed his tune. Also I don't trust everything she says, I think she needs to go back to her polling job as well.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11073 on: February 13, 2017, 09:40:21 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on February 13, 2017, 09:38:29 PM
It seems he may have changed his tune. Also I don't trust everything she says, I think she needs to go back to her polling job as well.
She was great during the campaign but this isn't her cup of tea.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11074 on: February 13, 2017, 09:51:02 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on February 13, 2017, 09:37:04 PM
KAC just said this afternoon on MSNBC that the president has 100% confidence in Flynn.
Maybe those are alternate facts.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11075 on: February 13, 2017, 09:52:35 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on February 13, 2017, 09:40:21 PM
She was great during the campaign but this isn't her cup of tea.
Exactly! He's putting ametuers (in the government field) in too many positions of power.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11076 on: February 13, 2017, 09:53:28 PM »
Quote from: aygart on February 13, 2017, 09:51:02 PM
Maybe those are alternate facts.
He needs to make a Korban after his rocky start especially with the roll out of immigration.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11077 on: February 13, 2017, 09:57:02 PM »
I wonder if he knows how to tell someone they're fired.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11078 on: February 13, 2017, 10:01:15 PM »
Quote from: Freddie on February 13, 2017, 09:57:02 PM
I wonder if he knows how to tell someone they're fired.
Ever watched the Apprentice?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11079 on: February 13, 2017, 10:03:31 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on February 13, 2017, 10:01:15 PM
Ever watched the Apprentice?
Going to guess Freddie's question was rhetorical.  ;)
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