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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3770217 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11080 on: February 13, 2017, 10:05:40 PM »
Going to guess Freddie's question was rhetorical.  ;)

100% serious. Why? Is there some inside joke I'm not getting.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11081 on: February 13, 2017, 10:06:54 PM »
100% serious. Why? Is there some inside joke I'm not getting.
Trump's famous for the saying "You're Fired"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11082 on: February 13, 2017, 10:07:07 PM »
Google "Trump You're Fired"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11083 on: February 13, 2017, 10:08:11 PM »
Trump's famous for the saying "You're Fired"

I thought he was famous for saying bad hombres.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11084 on: February 13, 2017, 10:10:13 PM »
100% serious.
...and here I thought you were hip.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11085 on: February 13, 2017, 10:23:06 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11086 on: February 13, 2017, 10:30:49 PM »
He washes last tho

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11087 on: February 13, 2017, 10:51:27 PM »
...and here I thought you were hip.

Sending PM.  ;)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11088 on: February 13, 2017, 11:02:47 PM »
FLYNN RESIGNED

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11089 on: February 13, 2017, 11:05:07 PM »
FLYNN RESIGNED
OK I have to give Trump credit on this one.
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11090 on: February 13, 2017, 11:07:52 PM »
FLYNN RESIGNED


Wow. I'm happy Trump didn't defend him and make Pence look foolish

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11091 on: February 13, 2017, 11:10:53 PM »
this political BS is getting old.  >:(
nuff said.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11092 on: February 13, 2017, 11:18:36 PM »
Thank God! Crazy man Flynn is gone!!!


(was the most dangerous man in America IMHO)

Betsey's in. Flynn's gone. I'm lovin' it!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11093 on: February 13, 2017, 11:25:27 PM »
Patreus taking over?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11094 on: February 13, 2017, 11:27:05 PM »
The Daily Edge ‏@TheDailyEdge 
 BREAKING: Vladimir Putin has accepted General Michael Flynn's resignation

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11095 on: February 14, 2017, 12:24:44 AM »
The Daily Edge ‏@TheDailyEdge 
 BREAKING: Vladimir Putin has accepted General Michael Flynn's resignation
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"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11096 on: February 14, 2017, 09:32:14 AM »
Now will hear "what did he know and when did he know it".
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11097 on: February 14, 2017, 12:32:00 PM »
What's the over/under on when DJT will be impeached and indicted so that Pence can become President?
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11098 on: February 14, 2017, 12:46:42 PM »
What's the over/under on when DJT will be impeached and indicted so that Pence can become President?
8 years
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11099 on: February 14, 2017, 12:58:00 PM »
What's the over/under on when DJT will be impeached and indicted so that Pence can become President?
What makes you ask that now and on that grounds?
Also it'll be a bit hard with Congress and Senate controlled by Republicans.