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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3852377 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11180 on: February 16, 2017, 11:23:01 AM »
Quote from: Dan on February 16, 2017, 10:32:18 AM
http://www.cnn.com/2017/02/16/living/jcc-bomb-threats-anti-semitism/index.html
The premise that these have anything to do with the election is ridiculous even though the rise in anti-semitism is real. It has been rising in Europe for years now. It seems to be mostly correlated with the influx of Muslims. If that is the cause then Trump's "muslim ban" has done more to prevent anti-semitism in America than anything any president has done in recent years.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11181 on: February 16, 2017, 11:25:14 AM »
Quote from: aygart on February 16, 2017, 11:23:01 AM
The premise that these have anything to do with the election is ridiculous even though the rise in anti-semitism is real. It has been rising in Europe for years now. It seems to be mostly correlated with the influx of Muslims. If that is the cause then Trump's "muslim ban" has done more to prevent anti-semitism in America than anything any president has done in recent years.
Are you suggesting that the perpetrators were Muslim? Otherwise, there's some tortured logic behind that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11182 on: February 16, 2017, 11:27:29 AM »
Quote from: skyguy918 on February 16, 2017, 11:25:14 AM
Are you suggesting that the perpetrators were Muslim? Otherwise, there's some tortured logic behind that.
There is a good chance of that, but either way I am not referring only to this specific case but the discussion surrounding it about a rise in anti-semitism in general.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11183 on: February 16, 2017, 11:34:56 AM »
Quote from: aygart on February 16, 2017, 11:27:29 AM
There is a good chance of that, but either way I am not referring only to this specific case but the discussion surrounding it about a rise in anti-semitism in general.
Okay, let's kick the can down the road a bit then. Are you saying that the rise in anti-semitic acts is being driven by Muslim perpetrators? Or are you saying that the influx of Muslims is creating a backlash from 'regular' Americans, and Jews are being caught in that backlash?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11184 on: February 16, 2017, 11:43:49 AM »
Quote from: skyguy918 on February 16, 2017, 11:34:56 AM
Okay, let's kick the can down the road a bit then. Are you saying that the rise in anti-semitic acts is being driven by Muslim perpetrators? Or are you saying that the influx of Muslims is creating a backlash from 'regular' Americans, and Jews are being caught in that backlash?
I am not sure that there is a real rise in anti-semitism in the US, but the worldwide rise is driven by Muslims.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11185 on: February 16, 2017, 11:46:54 AM »
Quote from: aygart on February 16, 2017, 11:43:49 AM
I am not sure that there is a real rise in anti-semitism in the US, but the worldwide rise is driven by Muslims.
Lol, way to stay on topic. I have no problem with you disputing the claim about anti-semitism in North America, but don't muddy the issue with some nonsense about Muslim immigration - unless you want to claim that there is a rise in North America and it's primarily perpetrated by Muslims, which would bring me back to my original question.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11186 on: February 16, 2017, 01:47:11 PM »
His press conference is hilarious! Legit comedy!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11187 on: February 16, 2017, 01:57:35 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on February 16, 2017, 01:47:11 PM
His press conference is hilarious! Legit comedy!

Just came with the intention of using this word.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11188 on: February 16, 2017, 01:58:11 PM »
BBC another beauty!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11189 on: February 16, 2017, 02:04:34 PM »
Jake Turx got up there and Trump got so pissed at him
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11190 on: February 16, 2017, 02:04:48 PM »
Did anyone else hear the question from the AMI reporter. I'm not sure how that was a difficult question. There were bomb threats to a large number of Jewish Centers over the past few weeks.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11191 on: February 16, 2017, 02:04:55 PM »
What in the world? DJT totally misunderstood Turx!!?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11192 on: February 16, 2017, 02:05:18 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on February 16, 2017, 02:04:34 PM
Jake Turx got up there and Trump got so pissed at him

What was his Q?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11193 on: February 16, 2017, 02:05:54 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on February 16, 2017, 01:47:11 PM
His press conference is hilarious! Legit comedy!
anything specific you can relate?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11194 on: February 16, 2017, 02:06:28 PM »
Quote from: mgarfin on February 16, 2017, 02:05:18 PM
What was his Q?
To comment on the bomb threats at jewish centers across the country.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11195 on: February 16, 2017, 02:07:05 PM »
Quote from: springles on February 16, 2017, 02:05:54 PM
anything specific you can relate?
"Super" Fake News. He went off on CNN.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11196 on: February 16, 2017, 02:08:04 PM »
Quote from: Mountain Man on February 16, 2017, 02:07:05 PM
"Very" Fake News. He went off on CNN.

Is this not what he said?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11197 on: February 16, 2017, 02:08:50 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11198 on: February 16, 2017, 02:16:05 PM »
Anyone have a clip of the turx interaction
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11199 on: February 16, 2017, 02:19:37 PM »
Quote from: Baruch on February 16, 2017, 02:04:55 PM
What in the world? DJT totally misunderstood Turx!!?
What is the surprise?
He sees everything as a personal attack on him. No different than any 5 year old child. Which is fine for a 5 year old, but look how pathetic it is on a 70 year old man(child)!
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