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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3830949 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11200 on: February 16, 2017, 02:23:58 PM »
C'mon where are the Trump apologists hiding out?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11201 on: February 16, 2017, 02:24:01 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11202 on: February 16, 2017, 02:26:54 PM »
Jewish Reporter: "I don't think you're anti-Semitic and I've not heard anyone in my community call you anti-Semitic, but there has been a significant increase in anti-Semitic hate crimes, what are you going to do about it?"

Trump: "Very unfair question. I'm not anti-Semitic. I am the least anti semitic person you have ever seen in your entire life. I am the least racist person you have ever know."
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11203 on: February 16, 2017, 02:27:04 PM »
The comment on winning the most electoral college since Reagan, and backtracking by someone giving me this info, was a real miss.
That's too easy to miss.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11204 on: February 16, 2017, 02:27:31 PM »
This should make all the night talk shows.

I can see the SNL skit already:

Trux: Mr. president I heard you are awesome.
Trump: That is false, sit down, I see where this is going. The rumors I false, I actually don't even know Putin.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11205 on: February 16, 2017, 02:27:34 PM »
I think he took as an accusation and therefore answered the way he did but he clearly misunderstood Mr Turx
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11206 on: February 16, 2017, 02:29:10 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on February 16, 2017, 02:27:34 PM
I think he took as an accusation and therefore answered the way he did but he clearly misunderstood Mr Turx
Which is what Dan is saying he always does. Because he can't take criticism he assumes everything is criticism .
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11207 on: February 16, 2017, 02:36:44 PM »
Rightfully so, with all the media hating on him.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11209 on: February 16, 2017, 02:38:13 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on February 16, 2017, 02:27:34 PM
I think he took as an accusation and therefore answered the way he did but he clearly misunderstood Mr Turx
I think DJT owes Turx an apology. It was a friendly question and it is a real issue that isn't being discussed.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Quote from: Mountain Man on February 16, 2017, 02:38:13 PM
I think DJT owes Turx an apology. It was a friendly question and it is a real issue that isn't being discussed.
He owes a lot of people apologies, never going to happen. \

If this goes viral enough maybe Trux will get a sit down.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Quote from: Dan on February 16, 2017, 02:52:30 PM
Trump even says thanks after Jake said that nobody is saying he's anti-semitic. I have no idea how people continue to defend him.

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Quote from: mgarfin on February 16, 2017, 02:27:04 PM
The comment on winning the most electoral college since Reagan, and backtracking by someone giving me this info, was a real miss.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11216 on: February 16, 2017, 03:01:04 PM »
Seems like a missed a good one but no sweat as there are more to come, unfortunately.  :-[
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Seems like a missed a good one but no sweat as there are more to come, unfortunately.  :-[

Still watchable
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