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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3854330 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11220 on: February 16, 2017, 03:08:35 PM »
Quote from: Dan on February 16, 2017, 02:52:30 PM
Trump even says thanks after Jake said that nobody is saying he's anti-semitic. I have no idea how people continue to defend him.
He said thanks to being a zayde.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11221 on: February 16, 2017, 03:10:50 PM »
Quote from: jj1000 on February 16, 2017, 02:39:42 PM


If this goes viral enough maybe Trux will get a sit down.
Maybe post it on the main site  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11222 on: February 16, 2017, 03:13:00 PM »
Quote from: username on February 16, 2017, 03:10:50 PM
Maybe post it on the main site  :)
It would be great, but otoh we'd probably get a lot of backlash to stick to deals no matter how we spin it.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11223 on: February 16, 2017, 03:14:39 PM »
Quote from: jj1000 on February 16, 2017, 03:13:00 PM
It would be great, but otoh we'd probably get a lot of backlash to stick to deals no matter how we spin it.
Maybe work out an AMI subscription deal?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11224 on: February 16, 2017, 03:18:30 PM »
Quote from: yuneeq on February 16, 2017, 02:59:48 PM
Probably understood it like-
"I don't mean to insult you but you are so ugly"
Definitely. Still a problem though bec he doesn't even listen to questions then tells him to sit down I understand your question and then gets it all wrong. Really instills confidence in his ability to listen....
OTOH contrary to what the forward thinks this is the best thing that could've happensed to turx
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11225 on: February 16, 2017, 03:33:36 PM »


Transcript.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11226 on: February 16, 2017, 03:57:54 PM »
Quote from: jj1000 on February 16, 2017, 03:33:36 PM


Transcript.

Can't wait for the Kelly Anne Spin
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11227 on: February 16, 2017, 04:01:23 PM »
Quote from: Boruch999 on February 16, 2017, 03:57:54 PM
Can't wait for the Kelly Anne Spin
It won't be necessary
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11228 on: February 16, 2017, 04:03:25 PM »
WOW! Jake T scored the first Presidential Apology !!!!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11229 on: February 16, 2017, 04:04:20 PM »
Quote from: Boruch999 on February 16, 2017, 04:03:25 PM
WOW! Jake T scored the first Presidential Apology !!!!
It's fake news
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11230 on: February 16, 2017, 04:04:28 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on February 16, 2017, 02:27:34 PM
I think he took as an accusation and therefore answered the way he did but he clearly misunderstood Mr Turx
The problem is he hears what he wants to hear. Like this 80% he keeps repeating about the 9th circuit. The truth is over 90% (actually way higher) of their decisions are never overturned.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11231 on: February 16, 2017, 04:06:02 PM »
There's a reason that Chazal allowed those Jews who interacted with Malchus Romi (the Roman Empire) on behalf of the Jewish nation to learn chochmas yivonis and wear a "bluryis" hair style, both of which are issurim. Someone who wants to represent Klal Yisrael in that capacity MUST have the ability to clearly articulate his positions and interact with the political class in a refined way. He must be able to accurately take into account the context, the nature of the person being questioned, the various associations a word or phrase may mistakenly convey, and numerous other calculations. Let this be a hard lesson learned. This is not a game or a way to drum up a little sensation for a magazine. It is in fact a dangerous game to play at the expense of world Jewry. The fact that the question was clearly misunderstood is not an excuse it is a part of the problem.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11232 on: February 16, 2017, 04:06:19 PM »
Quote from: Boruch999 on February 16, 2017, 03:57:54 PM
Can't wait for the Kelly Anne Spin
Quote from: Super Speed on February 16, 2017, 04:01:23 PM
It won't be necessary
You have to admit it would have been fun.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11233 on: February 16, 2017, 04:07:23 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on February 16, 2017, 04:06:19 PM
You have to admit it would have been fun.  :)
It will still be fun that tweet is FAKE NEWS
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11234 on: February 16, 2017, 04:09:29 PM »
Quote from: cmey on February 16, 2017, 04:06:02 PM
The fact that the question was clearly misunderstood is not an excuse it is a part of the problem.
The fact is Trump is the only one who misunderstood the question. So if one out of millions misunderstood the question the problem is not what you describe.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11235 on: February 16, 2017, 04:10:03 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on February 16, 2017, 04:07:23 PM
It will still be fun that tweet is FAKE NEWS
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11236 on: February 16, 2017, 04:10:23 PM »
Quote from: Boruch999 on February 16, 2017, 04:03:25 PM
WOW! Jake T scored the first Presidential Apology !!!!
Quote from: Super Speed on February 16, 2017, 04:07:23 PM
It will still be fun that tweet is FAKE NEWS
Yup. Apologize (or with the 's', not sure what's with the British spelling) shows up a ton - since he tells others to apologize. But best as I can tell, he's never apologized on twitter (who knows, maybe even in real life).
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11237 on: February 16, 2017, 04:13:11 PM »
Quote from: skyguy918 on February 16, 2017, 04:10:23 PM
Yup. Apologize (or with the 's', not sure what's with the British spelling) shows up a ton - since he tells others to apologize. But best as I can tell, he's never apologized on twitter (who knows, maybe even in real life).
He actually apologized when that video from 2005 came out
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11238 on: February 16, 2017, 04:13:25 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on February 16, 2017, 04:06:19 PM
You have to admit it would have been fun.  :)
You really like fantasies, don't you?  :)

However, I must say that Trump must have been right about Jeb Bush - low energy. Just keeping up with everything going on in Washington and in the media, requires lots of energy these days (including following up with this thread). ESPECIALLY since a lot of this energy is simply wasted, as it has no chance of making one bit of a difference.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11239 on: February 16, 2017, 04:18:31 PM »
Quote from: ExGingi on February 16, 2017, 04:13:25 PM
You really like fantasies, don't you?  :)
If don't fantasize you have one boring life.
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