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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11660 on: March 05, 2017, 11:19:10 PM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11662 on: March 06, 2017, 07:07:05 AM »
What a joke of an administration.

Unpresidented (spelling is OK)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11663 on: March 06, 2017, 07:48:23 AM »
Quote from: churnbabychurn on March 06, 2017, 07:07:05 AM
What a joke of an administration.

Unpresidented (spelling is OK)
Somewhere upthread is an eloquent rant by some woman which ends by saying we got the king we deserved.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11664 on: March 06, 2017, 08:41:49 AM »
http://time.com/4691425/donald-trump-russia-obama-fbi/?xid=gonewsedit&google_editors_picks=true

It's about time (pun intended) that everyone here reads and internalizes this, especially the last sentence. Just get used to it.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11665 on: March 06, 2017, 09:37:48 AM »
Quote from: ExGingi on March 06, 2017, 08:41:49 AM
http://time.com/4691425/donald-trump-russia-obama-fbi/?xid=gonewsedit&google_editors_picks=true

It's about time (pun intended) that everyone here reads and internalizes this, especially the last sentence. Just get used to it.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11666 on: March 06, 2017, 09:37:59 AM »
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11667 on: March 06, 2017, 10:14:02 AM »
Quote from: aygart on March 06, 2017, 09:37:59 AM

Lol, could easily make the exact opposite cartoon, as is probably the case in most political commentary at this point.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11668 on: March 06, 2017, 10:16:16 AM »
Quote from: skyguy918 on March 06, 2017, 10:14:02 AM
Lol, could easily make the exact opposite cartoon, as is probably the case in most political commentary at this point.
agreed
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11669 on: March 06, 2017, 10:43:01 AM »


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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11670 on: March 06, 2017, 01:05:10 PM »
We got a new travel ban. One of the reasons the old travel ban went into effect the same day was to not give terrorist an opportunity to get into the US before the ban went into effect. This ban doesn't go into effect until the 16th. I guess then are no longer worried about terrorist. What a three ring circus they are running.

http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/president-trump-signs-new-immigration-executive-order-n724276
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11671 on: March 06, 2017, 01:24:26 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on March 06, 2017, 01:05:10 PM
What a three ring circus they are running.

Quote from: ExGingi on March 06, 2017, 08:41:49 AM
http://time.com/4691425/donald-trump-russia-obama-fbi/?xid=gonewsedit&google_editors_picks=true

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11672 on: March 06, 2017, 01:32:41 PM »
Quote from: ExGingi on March 06, 2017, 01:24:26 PM

History has taught us the biggest mistake one can make is "Just get used to it".
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11673 on: March 06, 2017, 01:32:59 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on March 06, 2017, 01:05:10 PM
We got a new travel ban. One of the reasons the old travel ban went into effect the same day was to not give terrorist an opportunity to get into the US before the ban went into effect. This ban doesn't go into effect until the 16th. I guess then are no longer worried about terrorist. What a three ring circus they are running.

http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/president-trump-signs-new-immigration-executive-order-n724276
The left will never be pacified.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11674 on: March 06, 2017, 01:34:20 PM »
Quote from: Emkay on March 06, 2017, 01:32:59 PM
The left will never be pacified.
Forget about the left/right.
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Quote from: JTZ on March 06, 2017, 01:34:20 PM
Forget about the left/right.
I'm trying to but they are screaming in my ear.
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« Reply #11676 on: March 06, 2017, 01:35:55 PM »
They should cancel each other out.  :)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #11678 on: March 06, 2017, 02:26:56 PM »
Quote from: JTZ on March 06, 2017, 01:05:10 PM
We got a new travel ban. One of the reasons the old travel ban went into effect the same day was to not give terrorist an opportunity to get into the US before the ban went into effect. This ban doesn't go into effect until the 16th. I guess then are no longer worried about terrorist. What a three ring circus they are running.

http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/president-trump-signs-new-immigration-executive-order-n724276

Seriously??

The fact that he created a travel ban shows his determination to stop terrorism...

Regarding why it will only go into effect on March 16 is an interesting question, which he was most probably advised to do for whatever reason (it seems as if a lot of preparation went into this EO...) It would be safe to assume he would've liked to have this go into effect immediately as well.
 
He happened to have been right regarding his decision to implement the previous ban immediately, as there was a rush to get into the USA from those countries..

"72% of refugees admitted into U.S. (2/3 -2/11) during COURT BREAKDOWN are from 7 countries: SYRIA, IRAQ, SOMALIA, IRAN, SUDAN, LIBYA & YEMEN"
 

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