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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3857646 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12000 on: May 09, 2017, 07:54:19 PM »
Will be ironic when his replacement does investigate Trump.
Lol.. This will be a mess
money doesn't talk......      it SCREAMS !

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12001 on: May 09, 2017, 08:12:47 PM »
Lol.. This will be a mess
Oh my! (Like when he said Mexicans where r@pists 8))

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12002 on: May 09, 2017, 08:15:23 PM »
Suddenly the dems love him
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12003 on: May 09, 2017, 08:18:06 PM »
Suddenly the dems love him
Aren't they happy he's gone ? I seem to recall them calling for his head.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12004 on: May 09, 2017, 08:19:11 PM »
Aren't they happy he's gone ? I seem to recall them calling for his head.
That was ages ago, like yesterday.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12005 on: May 09, 2017, 08:19:24 PM »
Aren't they happy he's gone ? I seem to recall them calling for his head.
He's like Cruz.
Everyone hated him.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12006 on: May 09, 2017, 08:20:12 PM »
Everyone hated him.
His own doing

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12007 on: May 09, 2017, 08:22:07 PM »
He's like Cruz.
Everyone hated him.
Which makes the Dems look like even bigger fools for crying wolf. They fall for the same stupid trap every time. This would have been a great opportunity for them to gain credibility by agreeing with the Donald.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12008 on: May 09, 2017, 08:26:55 PM »
This would have been a great opportunity for them to gain credibility by agreeing with the Donald.
What are you smoking?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12009 on: May 09, 2017, 08:29:59 PM »
What are you smoking?
Plastic forks.

Seriously, these guys are way too predictable.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12010 on: May 09, 2017, 08:35:21 PM »
Seriously, these guys are way too predictable.
True but they can't agree with Trump.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12011 on: May 09, 2017, 08:37:27 PM »
This is precious.

Here is the actual CNN headline:
"Podesta lobby group did not disclose extent of work for Ukrainian campaign advised by Paul Manafort"

Now here is a translation into CNN Republican News dialect:
"[Podesta lobby group] Clinton Campaign [did not disclose extent of] Lied About [work for] Collusion With [Ukrainian campaign] Russian Operatives [advised by Paul Manafort]"

In other words, they finally cover the story weeks after Trump tweeted about it, they actually headline "did not disclose extent of" when the article is quite clear that they almost completely omitted it. AND THEY INCLUDE MANAFORT'S NAME IN THE HEADLINE!!


http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/09/politics/podesta-manafort-lobbying/
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12012 on: May 09, 2017, 10:35:17 PM »
What are you smoking?
Plastic forks.
See CM's signature....you guys were made for each other lol!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12013 on: May 09, 2017, 10:43:29 PM »
See CM's signature....you guys were made for each other lol!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12014 on: May 09, 2017, 10:44:09 PM »
PSA: Smoke from forks is hazardous to your health!
Not where I live!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12015 on: May 09, 2017, 10:59:04 PM »
One of the big questions is why suddenly now? This seems plausible and i haven't seen anything else which does.
http://www.breitbart.com/big-government/2017/05/09/james-comey-simple-explanation/amp/
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12016 on: May 09, 2017, 11:00:45 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12018 on: May 10, 2017, 09:45:32 AM »
This is precious.

Here is the actual CNN headline:
"Podesta lobby group did not disclose extent of work for Ukrainian campaign advised by Paul Manafort"

Now here is a translation into CNN Republican News dialect:
"[Podesta lobby group] Clinton Campaign [did not disclose extent of] Lied About [work for] Collusion With [Ukrainian campaign] Russian Operatives [advised by Paul Manafort]"

In other words, they finally cover the story weeks after Trump tweeted about it, they actually headline "did not disclose extent of" when the article is quite clear that they almost completely omitted it. AND THEY INCLUDE MANAFORT'S NAME IN THE HEADLINE!!


http://www.cnn.com/2017/05/09/politics/podesta-manafort-lobbying/

Its infuriating isnt it? You start to wonder what the end of this will be. Will this kinda stuff be going on for the next 3.5 years? What if Trump gets reelected. Will they shut up then? (of course this is all assuming that trump doesnt get impeached or something. But that would be irrelevant of these twisted "news" stories that make even them look foolish)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12019 on: May 10, 2017, 11:58:49 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts