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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3844564 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12021 on: May 10, 2017, 12:12:17 PM »
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12023 on: May 10, 2017, 12:13:44 PM »
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12024 on: May 10, 2017, 01:29:58 PM »
I am speechless!  :)
Then it was all worth it :)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12025 on: May 10, 2017, 01:40:06 PM »
Sorry Trumpkins. You've been played.
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/229412
Noooo, you don't understand

"Recently, both governments agreed that this would not be the best time to move the Embassy"

Just not right now....

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12027 on: May 10, 2017, 02:13:57 PM »
Sorry Trumpkins. You've been played.
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/229412
I think at this point that if weve learned anything about Trump its that you never know who is running circles around whom.  Trump had no chance of becoming president either, right?
This may be a strategic maneuver on trumps part for negotiations later. You dont know whats really going on

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12029 on: May 10, 2017, 07:18:30 PM »
Sorry Trumpkins. You've been played.
http://www.israelnationalnews.com/News/News.aspx/229412
Seems like you've been played, according to the same source they're quoting they're also quoting that it was upon israels request. Secondly Sanders said today that the president still has not made up his mind.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12030 on: May 10, 2017, 07:43:17 PM »
Even if it's still in TLV in 2020, you'll never hear a Trumpkin give an iota of blame.
Save your time, I don't answer PM. Post it in the forum and a dedicated DDF'er will get back to you as soon as possible.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12031 on: May 10, 2017, 07:44:01 PM »
Seems like you've been played, according to the same source they're quoting they're also quoting that it was upon israels request. Secondly Sanders said today that the president still has not made up his mind.
Sorry Trumpkins. You've been played.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12032 on: May 10, 2017, 08:11:23 PM »
You're probably mad that he fired Comey to, except that until yesterday morning everyone wanted him out

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12033 on: May 10, 2017, 08:19:31 PM »
And Trump tweets...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12034 on: May 10, 2017, 08:23:26 PM »
You're probably mad that he fired Comey to,
I only get mad about things that affect me like Staples.  >:(
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12035 on: May 10, 2017, 08:29:36 PM »
You're probably mad that he fired Comey to, except that until yesterday morning everyone wanted him out
I agree that Comey deserved it. He lost his credibility (Bigly ).

 But Trump  broke a campaign promise to move the embassy. He's just another president to add to the embassy change list.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12036 on: May 10, 2017, 08:39:36 PM »
I agree that Comey deserved it. He lost his credibility (Bigly ).

 But Trump  broke a campaign promise to move the embassy. He's just another president to add to the embassy change list.
So what are the big skeletons with the embassy move ? If there was a president who couldn't care less what people think of his decisions it's Trump. So what's stopping him ? Certainly not upsetting Muslims.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12037 on: May 10, 2017, 08:54:56 PM »
If there was a president who couldn't care less what people think of his decisions it's Trump. So what's stopping him ?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12038 on: May 10, 2017, 09:02:00 PM »
So what are the big skeletons with the embassy move ? If there was a president who couldn't care less what people think of his decisions it's Trump. So what's stopping him ? Certainly not upsetting Muslims.
1. He seems to want a good relationship with Muslim countries. ( Egypt, Saudi Arabia )

2. He really wants to prove that he can make a deal between Israel and the pals.

3. He wants a coalition of Arab countries to fight isis

4. He wants to create a counter alliance to the Iran

5. With Russia shoring up it's influence in the Middle East, he doesn't want to lose friends.

6. And finally I believe that he will use it in the negotiations to get a concession from Israel.

Did I miss something...?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12039 on: May 10, 2017, 09:12:01 PM »
1. He seems to want a good relationship with Muslim countries. ( Egypt, Saudi Arabia )

2. He really wants to prove that he can make a deal between Israel and the pals.

3. He wants a coalition of Arab countries to fight isis

4. He wants to create a counter alliance to the Iran

5. With Russia shoring up it's influence in the Middle East, he doesn't want to lose friends.

6. And finally I believe that he will use it in the negotiations to get a concession from Israel.

Did I miss something...?
he wants to use the threat to get concessions from the Arabs
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