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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3839867 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12500 on: July 05, 2017, 11:01:14 PM »
We should start poll on who goes first, Trump or CNN.  :)
CNN is a dictatorship. No voting them in or out

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12501 on: July 05, 2017, 11:04:21 PM »
CNN is a dictatorship. No voting them in or out
Like Bill O'Reilly?  :)
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12503 on: July 05, 2017, 11:06:11 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12504 on: July 06, 2017, 12:37:36 AM »
We should start poll on who goes first, Trump or CNN.  :)
trump won the election on DDF (see wiki). So I guess CNN will end first.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12505 on: July 06, 2017, 07:45:01 AM »
I guess I missed the blackmail part. The guy should file a report with the proper authorities.

What is the likely hood that his name gets out there if he does?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12506 on: July 09, 2017, 02:37:18 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12508 on: July 09, 2017, 09:04:32 PM »
https://vid.me/JHjbH
At least put a smiley face or something indicating you know it's a fake/joke.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12509 on: July 09, 2017, 09:17:08 PM »
The Trumpsters create fake news then hope the main stream media will run with it.
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12510 on: July 09, 2017, 09:26:29 PM »


The Trumpsters create fake news knowing the main stream media will run with it.
FTFY
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12511 on: July 09, 2017, 09:48:01 PM »
The Trumpsters create fake news then hope the main stream media will run with it.
I know. It's so much fun to watch :D

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12512 on: July 09, 2017, 10:10:43 PM »
I know. It's so much fun to watch :D
dragging this country down is so much fun to watch.
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12513 on: July 09, 2017, 10:16:28 PM »
dragging this country down is so much fun to watch.
Exposing CNN or NYT for who they really are is hardly dragging this country down.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12514 on: July 09, 2017, 10:21:15 PM »
dragging this country down is so much fun to watch.

It's called a meme, and I love it.
Best way to spread the truth while also getting a chuckle out of it.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12515 on: July 09, 2017, 10:22:04 PM »
dragging this country down is so much fun to watch.
Unfortunately the previous administration dragged this country down to the bottom so now it could and is only getting better.
America lost its power now we are finally getting it back!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12516 on: July 09, 2017, 10:25:22 PM »
Can someone delete this thread

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12517 on: July 09, 2017, 10:27:38 PM »
Can someone delete this thread
Why ? This thread still has 7 & 1/2 years of life left to it. :)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12518 on: July 09, 2017, 11:14:34 PM »
Why ? This thread still has 7 & 1/2 years of life left to it. :)
And depending who wins in 2020 maybe even more...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12519 on: July 09, 2017, 11:21:47 PM »
And depending who wins in 2020 maybe even more...
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