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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3845570 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12520 on: July 10, 2017, 09:08:11 AM »
Quote from: BP16 on July 09, 2017, 10:22:04 PM
Unfortunately the previous administration dragged this country down to the bottom so now it could and is only getting better.
America lost its power now we are finally getting it back!
we are now on par with NK. Something to be proud of?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12521 on: July 10, 2017, 09:58:57 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on July 10, 2017, 09:08:11 AM
we are now on par with NK. Something to be proud of?
I don't even know what you mean by that but at least we have a president trying to undo the pathetic apology tour that O took.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12522 on: July 10, 2017, 10:08:46 AM »
Quote from: Super Speed on July 10, 2017, 09:58:57 AM
I don't even know what you mean by that but at least we have a president trying to undo the pathetic apology tour that O took.
You mean when Obama apologized for killing OBL or apologizing for the market more than doubling under his watch?
Being on par with NK is comparing the leaders.
Now it is time to invoke the "H" word. Can you imagine if Hitler was alive and Trump pressed him if the Holocaust really happened? I guess he would take his word over the rest of the world and our own intelligence agencies.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12523 on: July 10, 2017, 10:11:53 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on July 10, 2017, 10:08:46 AM
You mean when Obama apologized for killing OBL

Do you mean the endless bragging about making the "gutsy" call to have the Navy SEALS kill the most wanted terrorist in the world? Must've been a really tough decision to make.
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Being on par with NK is comparing the leaders.
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on July 10, 2017, 09:08:11 AM
we are now on par with NK. Something to be proud of?

Hyperbole much? Just wow.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12524 on: July 10, 2017, 10:20:37 AM »
Quote from: yuneeq on July 10, 2017, 10:11:53 AM
Do you mean the endless bragging about making the "gutsy" call to have the Navy SEALS kill the most wanted terrorist in the world? Must've been a really tough decision to make.
Its called creating an environment where the best intelligence agencies in the world can do their job instead of constantly tearing them down.
Quote from: yuneeq on July 10, 2017, 10:11:53 AM
Hyperbole much? Just wow.
When they both live in their own fantasy fish bowls, no.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12525 on: July 10, 2017, 10:23:32 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on July 10, 2017, 10:20:37 AM
When they both live in their own fantasy fish bowls, no.

And BO is literally Hitler because they both used toilets.
What a stupid thing to say, seriously.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12526 on: July 10, 2017, 10:34:31 AM »
Quote from: yuneeq on July 10, 2017, 10:23:32 AM
And BO is literally Hitler because they both used toilets.
What a stupid thing to say, seriously.
You really have a reading comprehension problem.
Trump is not living in the real world. He has one way of looking at things, his own.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12527 on: July 10, 2017, 10:39:39 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on July 10, 2017, 10:34:31 AM
You really have a reading comprehension problem.

It's sad I have to spell this out for you, but most people here can tell the difference between a ruthless dictator and a dumb politician.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12528 on: July 10, 2017, 10:45:10 AM »
Quote from: yuneeq on July 10, 2017, 10:39:39 AM
It's sad I have to spell this out for you, but most people here can tell the difference between a ruthless dictator and a dumb politician.
Now if only Trump could tell the difference, AKA Putin.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12529 on: July 10, 2017, 10:45:50 AM »
Hold on. I'm going to get the popcorn. I'll be right back.
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« Reply #12530 on: July 10, 2017, 10:51:03 AM »
Quote from: Sammy82 on July 10, 2017, 10:45:50 AM
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Let me know when you are ready.  :)
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« Reply #12531 on: July 10, 2017, 11:15:04 AM »
Quote from: Sammy82 on July 10, 2017, 10:45:50 AM
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Make sure the popcorn is as stale as the subject matter.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12532 on: July 10, 2017, 12:41:38 PM »


Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on July 10, 2017, 10:08:46 AM
You mean when Obama apologized for killing OBL or apologizing for the market more than doubling under his watch?
Being on par with NK is comparing the leaders.
Now it is time to invoke the "H" word. Can you imagine if Hitler was alive and Trump pressed him if the Holocaust really happened? I guess he would take his word over the rest of the world and our own intelligence agencies.

Read up a bit on the story with him actually calling the hit on OBL wasn't like he jumped on it.
Oh so now he's a dictator?
You're assuming he trusted Putin?
I thought you were more intelligent than this...
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12533 on: July 10, 2017, 12:55:17 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on July 10, 2017, 12:41:38 PM
Oh so now he's a dictator?
No, just someone that lives in his own little world.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12534 on: July 10, 2017, 03:23:33 PM »
The biggest accomplishment of the Trump presidency will be when CNN goes under 🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12535 on: July 10, 2017, 03:28:17 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on July 10, 2017, 03:23:33 PM
The biggest accomplishment of the Trump presidency will be when CNN goes under 🤣🤣🤣🤣
They were here before him and will still be around when he is gone. I am taking all and any bets on this. I expect as always I will be able to hear a pin drop.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12536 on: July 10, 2017, 03:31:16 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on July 10, 2017, 03:28:17 PM
They were here before him and will still be around when he is gone. I am taking all and any bets on this. I expect as always I will be able to hear a pin drop. 
PM me but they will be no longer by 2020 unless there is some massive shake up
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12537 on: July 10, 2017, 03:40:51 PM »
Quote from: Super Speed on July 10, 2017, 03:23:33 PM
The biggest accomplishment of the Trump presidency will be when CNN goes under 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Quote from: Super Speed on July 10, 2017, 03:31:16 PM
PM me but they will be no longer by 2020 unless there is some massive shake up
What do you think is going to happen? They're gonna go bankrupt? They're most likely doing better than ever, if for no other reason than drama and controversy are good for business. Worst case for them, their viewership becomes polarized. How does that put them any worse off than Fox?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12538 on: July 10, 2017, 03:44:11 PM »
Quote from: skyguy918 on July 10, 2017, 03:40:51 PM
What do you think is going to happen? They're gonna go bankrupt? They're most likely doing better than ever, if for no other reason than drama and controversy are good for business. Worst case for them, their viewership becomes polarized. How does that put them any worse off than Fox?
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One thing we saw from the O'Keefe videos was that this garbage is doing great with ratings.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12539 on: July 10, 2017, 03:46:41 PM »
Quote from: skyguy918 on July 10, 2017, 03:40:51 PM
What do you think is going to happen? They're gonna go bankrupt? They're most likely doing better than ever, if for no other reason than drama and controversy are good for business. Worst case for them, their viewership becomes polarized. How does that put them any worse off than Fox?
They are not going anywhere. Would we be better off without CNN and FOX, I think not.
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