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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769352 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12540 on: July 11, 2017, 12:14:12 PM »




« Last Edit: July 11, 2017, 12:19:50 PM by aygart »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12541 on: July 11, 2017, 12:22:54 PM »
^^^Note the "Shabbos Lock"
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12542 on: July 11, 2017, 02:17:54 PM »
Now Trump Jr gets caught in his lies. Who is left?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12543 on: July 11, 2017, 02:36:11 PM »
Now Trump Jr gets caught in his lies. Who is left?
Only us on DDF
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12544 on: July 11, 2017, 03:00:13 PM »
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12545 on: July 11, 2017, 03:34:00 PM »
Haven't dropped by this thread in a bit. Anything happening in the politics world?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12546 on: July 11, 2017, 04:32:50 PM »
Haven't dropped by this thread in a bit. Anything happening in the politics world?
Besides Jr getting his hand caught in the cookie jar and Sr being silent about it?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12548 on: July 11, 2017, 05:03:39 PM »
Honest Abe :)
Lies! I clicked the link in his post and it does not exist.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12549 on: July 11, 2017, 07:44:28 PM »
Media is having a field day with the little Trumpster, even FOX.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12550 on: July 11, 2017, 07:55:36 PM »
Lies! I clicked the link in his post and it does not exist.  :)
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Works but only if your honest. Maybe incognito it will work for you.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12551 on: July 11, 2017, 11:03:52 PM »
http://nypost.com/2017/07/11/joe-scarborough-announces-hes-leaving-the-republican-party/

Oh no! He doesn't realize that being a Republican but fighting against them was his whole appeal to MSNBC. THey will need to find someone else now.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12552 on: July 11, 2017, 11:14:54 PM »
independent? Now that is funny.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12553 on: July 11, 2017, 11:22:06 PM »
Why are republicans not actually accomplishing anything?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12554 on: July 11, 2017, 11:54:09 PM »
independent? Now that is funny.
if in his state of residence independents can choose a primary each year then it makes sense.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12555 on: July 11, 2017, 11:58:14 PM »
I hated Trump for the way he talked for his impulsiveness... I was scared when he won.

But when I listen to CNN I have mercy on him.  They go on and on about old things, blowing things out of proportion.
Instead of tackling him on policies or performance they are busy with old nonrelevant things in a very on side way.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12556 on: July 12, 2017, 02:05:51 AM »
Besides Jr getting his hand caught in the cookie jar and Sr being silent about it?  :)
I can't understand what happened..why in the world did he release the email chain??

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12557 on: July 12, 2017, 02:08:09 AM »
I can't understand what happened..why in the world did he release the email chain??

The prisoner's dilemma?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12558 on: July 12, 2017, 02:10:36 AM »
The prisoner's dilemma?
He has a lawyer. How do you do something like that w/o consulting??

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12559 on: July 12, 2017, 02:12:16 AM »
I can't understand what happened..why in the world did he release the email chain??

The NYT had them all, He was at least trying to be the one to give it out.