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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1736282 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12615 on: July 13, 2017, 10:41:54 AM »
Didn't say that.  :)
Trump has just to many enemies (D's, R's and I's) to know. This is the most attacked president in modern time and maybe ever. IMHO for good reason.
But where is the indignation about publishing private emails?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12616 on: July 13, 2017, 10:44:39 AM »
But where is the indignation about publishing private emails?
I guess you are talking about the HRC emails? Wasn't the outrage that it was the Russians?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12617 on: July 13, 2017, 11:15:31 AM »



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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12618 on: July 13, 2017, 11:26:32 AM »

Been mostly debunked already, based on his own statements in interviews. If anyone got 'scooped' it's the writers from the NYT piece.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12619 on: July 13, 2017, 11:27:32 AM »
Been mostly debunked already, based on his own statements in interviews. If anyone got 'scooped' it's the writers from the NYT piece.
Still looks like he's have a midlife crises because of it..

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12620 on: July 13, 2017, 11:31:33 AM »
Still looks like he's have a midlife crises because of it..
Read the interviews he's done since. He's trying to sell a book, drum up interest in his journalism.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12621 on: July 13, 2017, 11:51:22 AM »
Never heard of the guy. Guess that is a good thing.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12622 on: July 13, 2017, 05:42:08 PM »
I'm Jewish. I presume you are too. Stop being afraid. Call me. Or give me your number and I will call you. I already know where you live, I'm on you. You might as well call me. You will see me. I promise. Bro.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12623 on: July 13, 2017, 07:15:47 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12624 on: July 13, 2017, 07:21:29 PM »
oh-kaaaaay
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12628 on: July 14, 2017, 12:03:32 PM »
http://www.cnbc.com/2017/07/14/jpms-jamie-dimon-blows-up-at-washington-on-earnings-call.html

Ummm, maybe had you not given your support to all of the regulations which came from the previous administration it would be different.
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