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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1745096 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12675 on: July 23, 2017, 03:49:18 PM »
Trump tweets about president's 'complete power' to pardon.

I guess he has nothing to hide, NOT!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12676 on: July 23, 2017, 04:48:35 PM »
Trump tweets about president's 'complete power' to pardon.

I guess he has nothing to hide, NOT!!!
New week, new bs story that nobody cares about.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12677 on: July 23, 2017, 05:19:24 PM »
New week, new bs story that nobody cares about.
No it is 100% accurate and even his own clan cares.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12678 on: July 23, 2017, 09:16:31 PM »
Trump picked a real winner in this new guy.

@cda0519 I am not a partisan. For Gay Marriage, against the death penalty, and Pro Choice. I am for social inclusion, fiscal responsibility
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12680 on: July 25, 2017, 08:50:34 AM »
Wow! What a morning! JS out before weeks over?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12681 on: July 25, 2017, 08:54:09 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12682 on: July 25, 2017, 08:58:50 AM »
JS out before weeks over?
You know what comes after that?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12683 on: July 25, 2017, 09:10:21 AM »
You know what comes after that?
Giuliani? Cruz?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12684 on: July 25, 2017, 09:12:43 AM »
Giuliani? Cruz?
...but after that. Who is he really after?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12685 on: July 25, 2017, 09:15:35 AM »
...but after that. Who is he really after?
Jared? Jason?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12686 on: July 25, 2017, 09:18:39 AM »
Jared? Jason?
Stop joking around.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12687 on: July 25, 2017, 09:21:55 AM »
Stop joking around.
Does RM help?  :)
I think everyone here misunderstood what you meant by this
You know what comes after that?
to mean who will be AG after.

Of course that is who he is after. I think that if JS would limit the IC's scope from unlimited anything to investigating one very specific thing it would help. It should be done anyhow and if JS doesn't do that then he SHOULD go.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12688 on: July 25, 2017, 09:23:59 AM »
I think everyone here misunderstood what you meant by this
Is everyone living under a rock. He has to get rid of the SP. He is scared to death of him.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12689 on: July 25, 2017, 09:28:10 AM »
Is everyone living under a rock. He has to get rid of the SP. He is scared to death of him.
The way it is set up now it really is an unlimited witch hunt. To have a special office to just investigate the POTUS for anything and everything is ridiculous. How will they justify all the millions which will have been wasted if they find nothing? They have to find something even if ti doesn't exist.
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