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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1736339 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12705 on: July 25, 2017, 06:41:56 PM »
John McCain just gave one of the best political speeches in recent memory.
The guy is a goon and a huge embarrassment to the Republican party.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12706 on: July 25, 2017, 06:43:05 PM »
The guy is a goon and a huge embarrassment to the Republican party.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12707 on: July 25, 2017, 10:29:25 PM »
Rex Tillerson, next to go?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12708 on: July 26, 2017, 12:29:25 AM »
There's no way even a republican Senate will start confirming replacement cabinet secretaries...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12709 on: July 26, 2017, 12:41:52 AM »
Giuliani? Cruz?
I doubt they'd want to work for an adminstration with such issues
Rex Tillerson, next to go?
Would be devastating to Trump
There's no way even a republican Senate will start confirming replacement cabinet secretaries...
What choice would they have?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12711 on: July 26, 2017, 08:44:16 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12712 on: July 26, 2017, 09:12:59 AM »
Let's all go to Twitter now for a breaking policy announcement!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12713 on: July 26, 2017, 09:15:44 AM »
Can someone please explain coherently what the issue is that some have with Trump's speech to the Bay Scouts? Is it just that he brought in politics?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12714 on: July 26, 2017, 09:22:21 AM »
Can someone please explain coherently what the issue is that some have with Trump's speech to the Bay Scouts? Is it just that he brought in politics?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12715 on: July 26, 2017, 09:29:02 AM »
Yes.
Which question does that answer, the first or second?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12716 on: July 26, 2017, 09:45:38 AM »
Which question does that answer, the first or second?
If I was trying to be funny the first but I wasn't.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12717 on: July 26, 2017, 09:47:11 AM »
If I was trying to be funny the first but I wasn't.
So that is what they are comparing to the Hitler Youth?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12718 on: July 26, 2017, 09:48:40 AM »
So that is what they are comparing to the Hitler Youth?
Didn't see anything about that but we don't use that word around here unless it is Friday.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12719 on: July 26, 2017, 12:19:36 PM »
Talk about a three ring circus!!!

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