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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1735672 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12720 on: July 26, 2017, 12:37:56 PM »
Talk about a three ring circus!!!

White House purge: ‘I’m going to fire everybody,’ says Scaramucci
Don't you want everybody out ? :)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12721 on: July 26, 2017, 12:47:14 PM »
Talk about a three ring circus!!!

White House purge: ‘I’m going to fire everybody,’ says Scaramucci
Your a few days late....

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12722 on: July 26, 2017, 12:51:53 PM »
Don't you want everybody out ? :)
No, just one.  ;)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12723 on: July 26, 2017, 12:52:16 PM »
Your a few days late....
...are they all gone?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12724 on: July 26, 2017, 12:54:17 PM »
No, just one.  ;)
Trump is trying to please you. He's just not sure which "one" you're referring to. :)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12726 on: July 26, 2017, 01:03:04 PM »
Trump is trying to please you. He's just not sure which "one" you're referring to. :)
Does he own a mirror?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12727 on: July 26, 2017, 09:33:43 PM »
“It harkens back to the notion of a banana republic,” Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., said of what he called Trump’s “inappropriate” calls for investigations into Clinton. “It’s what dictators do, they look to punish their enemies.”
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12728 on: July 26, 2017, 09:41:48 PM »
“It harkens back to the notion of a banana republic,” Sen. Lindsey Graham, R-S.C., said of what he called Trump’s “inappropriate” calls for investigations into Clinton. “It’s what dictators do, they look to punish their enemies.”
It is also what sore losers do
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12729 on: July 27, 2017, 04:35:26 PM »
Talk about a three ring circus!!!

White House purge: ‘I’m going to fire everybody,’ says Scaramucci
...and the hits just keep on coming!!!

"You'd think someone with the title of White House communications director would know better than to quote Joe Paterno in 2017"
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12732 on: July 27, 2017, 07:36:44 PM »
Talk about a three ring circus!!!

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And no one predicted that he meant ( trying to go after Priebus ).

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12733 on: July 28, 2017, 09:03:44 AM »
https://www.wsj.com/articles/who-paid-for-the-trump-dossier-1501193386

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If Special Counsel Robert Mueller, Democrats and the media really want answers about Russian meddling, this is a far deeper well than the so-far scant case against Mr. Trump. If they refuse to dive into the story, we’ll know that the truth about Russia and the election was never what they were after.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12734 on: July 28, 2017, 03:42:28 PM »
Talk about a three ring circus!!!

White House purge: ‘I’m going to fire everybody,’ says Scaramucci
Queen of hearts?
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