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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1736251 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12735 on: July 28, 2017, 04:09:32 PM »
Scaramooch Scaramooch
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12736 on: July 28, 2017, 04:58:29 PM »
Another one bites the dust....
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12737 on: July 28, 2017, 05:09:28 PM »
Becoming more unhinged by the day.

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« Reply #12738 on: July 28, 2017, 05:10:36 PM »
Becoming more unhinged by the day.
Which one?
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« Reply #12739 on: July 28, 2017, 05:19:55 PM »
Another one bites the dust....
Is that a report on Priebus or another queen reference? Or both?
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12740 on: July 28, 2017, 05:21:21 PM »
Is that a report on Priebus or another queen reference? Or both?
The two are one and the same
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Another one bites the dust....
...this almost as good as Big Brother!!!
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« Reply #12742 on: July 28, 2017, 05:52:34 PM »
...this almost as good as Big Brother!!!
Just don't meet in the Ob....ministry of love
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12743 on: July 28, 2017, 06:15:35 PM »
Where are all the Trumpkins? Are any of you,  at this point, ready to acknowledge you were wrong?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12744 on: July 28, 2017, 06:39:00 PM »
Where are all the Trumpkins? Are any of you,  at this point, ready to acknowledge you were wrong?
Do pigs fly?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12745 on: July 28, 2017, 06:39:31 PM »
Where are all the Trumpkins? Are any of you,  at this point, ready to acknowledge you were wrong?
They will always say "still better than Hillary," and since Gorsuch was confirmed, there is literally nothing that will ever change that.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12746 on: July 28, 2017, 06:41:59 PM »
They will always say "still better than Hillary," and since Gorsuch was confirmed, there is literally nothing that will ever change that.
Even if/when Gorsuch changes as he gets older?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12747 on: July 28, 2017, 06:43:13 PM »
Even if/when Gorsuch changes as he gets older?
"can you imagine if it would have been a Hilary appointee?"
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« Reply #12748 on: July 28, 2017, 06:44:22 PM »
They will always say "still better than Hillary," and since Gorsuch was confirmed, there is literally nothing that will ever change that.
Thats fine and perhaps  a valid argument. But there were some that thought he'd be the best president since Lincoln.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12749 on: July 28, 2017, 06:54:47 PM »
There's a tweet for everything

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