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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3828159 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12761 on: July 30, 2017, 12:05:00 PM »
Disclaimer: I do not agree with all aspects of this graphic, but the point is the same.

Another similar list with the same disclaimer

https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/63nxsn/update_i_was_tired_of_liberals_saying_trump_hasnt/
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This is a running list of the promises President Trump made on the campaign trail, and has kept in his First 100 Days in office. Barely any of them have been reported on because of this bullshit Russia conspiracy theory that is swallowing the MSM. He has literally "Done more in 97days than Obama did in 8 years." This is not only a running list of promises he has kept so far, but also things he has done that weren't even promised on the campaign trail. MAGA. (I will be updating this as much as I can, whenever a new initiative comes to light)
PROMISES MADE AND KEPT SO FAR:
Campaign Promise 1: To replace Antonin Scalia with a like-minded justice from a list of 20
 
  • Trump replaced Antonin Scalia with Neil Gorsuch, an incredibly qualified and Constitution-abiding justice
Campaign Promise 2: To suspend immigration from terror-prone countries
 
  • Trump has attempted to enact a Travel Ban that is 100% CONSTITUTIONAL AND is made from the seven (six, now) "countries of concern" outlined by the Obama Administration. This has been blocked by an extremely liberal Hawaiian judge who was appointed by Obama. (The blocking of this travel ban might piss me off more than anything that has happened during his presidency, because judges should be blind to politics, but that is proving to be false.) Hopefully this will go to the Supreme Court and be overturned quickly.
Campaign Promise 3: To defund and crack down on sanctuary cities
 
  • Trump has implemented a YUGE crackdown on sanctuary cities, threatening to defund them
Campaign Promise 4: To revive the Keystone Pipeline and Dakota Access Pipeline
  Campaign Promise 5: To pull the US out of the TPP, an Obama-era trade deal detrimental to the US
 
  • Trump pulled us out of the TPP which would have been absolutely disastrous for the US
Campaign Promise 6: DONALD TRUMP LOVES WOMEN AND WANTS TO HELP WOMEN!
 
  • Trump has signed an Executive Order promoting women in STEM jobs (careers real feminists strive for, not "dance therapy" feminists)
  • Trump has Launched a Council empowering female leaders and female entrepreneurs
Campaign Promise 7: To renegotiate, or pull out of Bill Clinton's terrible trade deal, NAFTA
 
  • Trump met with Justin Trudeau (what a joke) to discuss the tweaking of NAFTA to benefit the US more, after he threatens to leave it
Campaign Promise 8: To undo ridiculous Obama-era federal agency regulations
  Campaign Promise 9: To rollback Obama-era regulations on small businesses
 
  • Trump has rolled back ridiculous Obama-era regulations that have made it nearly impossible for small businesses to hire employees
  • Trump has already saved taxpayers $86 Billion by cutting regulations
Campaign Promise 10: To help America's inner-cities deeply in need of rebuilding
 
  • Trump has signed an Executive Order to give major funding to "Historically Black Colleges and Universities," helping out inner-cities immensely
Campaign Promise 11: To protect our policemen, the true everyday heroes
  Campaign Promise 12: To crackdown on illegal immigration and to BUILD A WALL
  Campaign Promise 13: To bolster our depleted military
 
  • Trump has increased our military budget because we don't want to use our military, but want to be prepared to use it
Campaign Promise 14: To enact a five year lobbying ban on government Officials after they leave office
  Campaign Promise 15: To crackdown on drug cartels and illegal drugs crossing the border
  Campaign Promise 16: To revitalize the dying coal industry in the US
  Campaign Promise 17: To create American JOBS and bring companies back to America
 
  • Trump negotiated a deal with Carrier promising to bring manufacturing and jobs back to the US.
  • Trump has met with CEOs from huge companies to work on bringing jobs back to America
  • There was an increase of 298,000 jobs in February alone (liberals will say that counts in Obama's fiscal year, but we know the truth)
  • Trump met with Intel CEO who promised $7 Billion investment and over 3,000 high paying (not "shovel ready" bullshit jobs) in America
  • Trump met with the CEO of Softbank who has promised 50,000 more American jobs and has already fulfilled 3,000 of those jobs
  • Kroger has promised over 10,000 new jobs in the era of Trump
  • The month of March yielded 263,000 new jobs, which passes the month's estimated 185,000 Big League
Campaign Promise 18: Pushing NATO allies to pay their fair share or face the reality of the US possibly leaving
 
  • Trump has put major pressure on the members of NATO to pay their fair and equal share because there are only a handful of countries in NATO who currently pay as much as agreed upon
Campaign Promise 19: To make America energy independent, relieving us from our dependence on foreign entities, such as OPEC
  Campaign Promise 20: To enact a hiring freeze on government employees to help stop corruption
 
  • Trump enacted a hiring freeze to all federal employees, cutting down on the over-bloated bureaucracy
Campaign Promise 21: Trump could be the president that takes us to Mars!
 
  • Trump signed a Bill allowing NASA funding, including an exploration to Mars
Campaign Promise 22: To undo many of Obama's unconstitutional Executive Orders
  Campaign Promise 23: The repeal and replacement of Obamacare. The recent GOP fallout of AHCA Plan was no fault of Trump's. The blame solely belongs to Speaker Ryan. He created a shit bill and couldn't even capitalize to get enough votes. Obamacare will crash in 2017 when individual mandates kick in and Democrats will be to blame. That is when Trump will truly work to Repeal and Replace it with a plan he promised us.
 
  • Trump got rid of the idiotic penalty in Obamacare that fines you if you choose not to participate in the program
Campaign Promise 24: To "Bomb the shit out of ISIS"
 
  • A few days ago, Trump dropped the YUGE MOAB on a group of ISIS militants, killing 90+ terrorists and causing damage to underground tunnels and technology
  • He called for a drone strike in Afghanistan killing Qari Yasin, a Pakistani Al-Qaeda leader
Campaign Promise 25: To not take a salary as President
  Campaign Promise 26: To reform the VA and make it easier for Vets to get more healthcare opportunities
 
  • He signed A Bill allowing veterans to seek healthcare outside of the broken VA system
  • Trump has created the Accountability Office at the VA, making it incredibly easy to oust incompetent VA employees
Campaign Promise 27: To create a much needed tax reform
 
  • Trump has laid out an extremely concise, yet effective Tax Reform Plan to lower taxes for Americans and end things like inheritance tax, and to cut corporate tax rates down to 15%
Campaign Promise 28 (Scroll down to see "School Choice and Education Act"): To fix our country's incredibly broken education system
 
  • Trump has signed an Executive Order giving the power of our country's education back to state and local authorities
ACTIONS NOT PROMISED ON THE CAMPAIGN TRAIL, BUT HAVE BEEN PUT IN EFFECT:
  https://imgur.com/a/xdqw1
All edits will be: More examples of MAGAing
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12762 on: July 30, 2017, 02:44:24 PM »
including himself, apparently. The most presidential for sure
I still believe he'll be one of the best presidents of all time. Time will tell.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12763 on: July 30, 2017, 03:50:17 PM »
I was really wondering what congress was thinking with their move on Russia.

They should be required to get some serious game theory training before being allowed to vote on anything related to foreign affairs.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-07-30/putin-says-u-s-must-cut-755-russia-staff-in-sanctions-reprisal
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12764 on: July 30, 2017, 03:53:07 PM »
I was really wondering what congress was thinking with their move on Russia.

They should be required to get some serious game theory training before being allowed to vote on anything related to foreign affairs.

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-07-30/putin-says-u-s-must-cut-755-russia-staff-in-sanctions-reprisal
Why? There is only one calculation in their minds. Winning the next election.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12765 on: July 30, 2017, 03:55:49 PM »
Why? There is only one calculation in their minds. Winning the next election.
Game theory might help them with that too.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12766 on: July 30, 2017, 04:16:18 PM »
Game theory might help them with that too.
Them we are better off not teaching them
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12767 on: July 30, 2017, 04:18:21 PM »
Them we are better off not teaching them
In theory you might be right. But someone will end up in those seats one way or another, at least let's try to minimize the harm they do.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12768 on: July 30, 2017, 04:19:00 PM »
In theory you might be right. But someone will end up in those seats one way or another, at least let's try to minimize the harm they do.
It is called high turnover
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12769 on: July 30, 2017, 10:17:49 PM »
I still believe he'll be one of the best presidents of all time. Time will tell.
He can hopefully only go up from here.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12770 on: July 31, 2017, 10:14:28 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12771 on: July 31, 2017, 10:21:41 AM »

Wasn't Hitler a spineless individual?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12773 on: July 31, 2017, 02:50:51 PM »
I wonder if that ddfer is still getting his free white house tour for the twitter account?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12774 on: July 31, 2017, 02:55:08 PM »
I wonder if that ddfer is still getting his free white house tour for the twitter account?
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=13937.msg1781241#msg1781241
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12775 on: July 31, 2017, 02:55:37 PM »
wait... did I read that correctly..?
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/07/31/us/politics/anthony-scaramucci-white-house.html
this has moved well past a joke. we just need to pray that Kelly pulls off the impossible

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12776 on: July 31, 2017, 02:55:47 PM »
Hires the best people!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12777 on: July 31, 2017, 02:58:44 PM »
this has moved well past a joke. we just need to pray that Kelly pulls off the impossible
What makes you think Kelly will last more than a month?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12778 on: July 31, 2017, 02:59:53 PM »
http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=13937.msg1781241#msg1781241

"Dave tells TLS he has plans on going to the White House in the coming weeks for the tour promised by the White House Communications Director."

Dave, better go ASAP. What's the chance he's still in there in a few weeks ? :)

Good call TimT. 10 days is nuts. It's like he was brought in solely to get rid of Spicer and Priebus (and his own wife?)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12779 on: July 31, 2017, 03:00:28 PM »
What makes you think Kelly will last more than a month?
nothing.  that's why I said pray