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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3847345 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12920 on: August 08, 2017, 12:50:47 PM »
We know it is almost 50% based on the last election.  :)
didnt she get over 50%? :P

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12921 on: August 08, 2017, 02:12:58 PM »
didnt she get over 50%?
I think that's what he meant

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12923 on: August 08, 2017, 02:43:38 PM »
I think that's what he meant
NOT!  >:(

On a lighter note it is nice to see Trump keeping his word on NK.  ::) ::) ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12924 on: August 08, 2017, 02:51:05 PM »
NOT!  >:(

On a lighter note it is nice to see Trump keeping his word on NK.  ::) ::) ::)
He's gonna nuke Neturei Karta ? Bout time :)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12925 on: August 08, 2017, 03:04:22 PM »
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-touts-news-report-based-anonymous-sources-n790666
Asked about the report Tuesday morning on Fox, Nikki Haley, the U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, said she couldn't comment on classified information, but said, "if that's in the newspaper, that's a shame."

Maybe someone should let her know her boss retweeted it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12926 on: August 08, 2017, 03:23:16 PM »
http://www.nbcnews.com/politics/white-house/trump-touts-news-report-based-anonymous-sources-n790666
Asked about the report Tuesday morning on Fox, Nikki Haley, the U.S. ambassador to the United Nations, said she couldn't comment on classified information, but said, "if that's in the newspaper, that's a shame."

Maybe someone should let her know her boss retweeted it.
What is the relevance once it is out there?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12927 on: August 08, 2017, 05:08:47 PM »
CNN poll: 6 in 10 don't consider honest and trustworthy. Who are these 4 in 10 idiots?
Is there anyone here that considers Trump honest and trustworthy?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12928 on: August 08, 2017, 10:56:49 PM »
Now what is Trump going to do after his idiotic statement? Does this guy even have a half of a brain?

N.Korea says considering strike on Guam after Trump warns of 'fire and fury'.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12929 on: August 08, 2017, 11:03:38 PM »
Earlier this week they threatened to use nukes. This statement was also aimed at China.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12930 on: August 08, 2017, 11:06:06 PM »
Earlier this week they threatened to use nukes. This statement was also aimed at China.
It could be aimed at Mickey Mouse for all we know. The question is now what is the idiot going to do after they just called his bluff?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12931 on: August 08, 2017, 11:30:19 PM »
It could be aimed at Mickey Mouse for all we know. The question is now what is the idiot going to do after they just called his bluff?
hell probably ask BHO for advice how he dealt with syria ;D

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12932 on: August 09, 2017, 01:15:39 AM »
It could be aimed at Mickey Mouse for all we know. The question is now what is the idiot going to do after they just called his bluff?
Why do you assume he's bluffing?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12933 on: August 09, 2017, 05:39:05 AM »
Why do you assume he's bluffing?
Basing it on past experience with bullies.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12935 on: August 09, 2017, 09:42:37 AM »
It could be aimed at Mickey Mouse for all we know. The question is now what is the idiot going to do after they just called his bluff?
He actually is calling their bluff also.. hope it works out

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12936 on: August 09, 2017, 09:52:58 AM »
He actually is calling their bluff also.. hope it works out
As I said earlier in this thread he is now on par with that lunatic. Now we know why so many are embarrassed by this president.

Since they just threatened Guam his bluff was called.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12937 on: August 09, 2017, 01:37:43 PM »
As I said earlier in this thread he is now on par with that lunatic. Now we know why so many are embarrassed by this president.

Since they just threatened Guam his bluff was called.
I'm not a huge fan of trump but putting him on the same level as Kim jong un is just overreaching. And I don't think this talk has anything to do with why people are embarrassed by trump

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12939 on: August 09, 2017, 05:21:38 PM »
As I said earlier in this thread he is now on par with that lunatic. Now we know why so many are embarrassed by this president.

Since they just threatened Guam his bluff was called.
While I don't think it's his strategy, making everyone nervous is a way of getting China to do something, and Russia to stop enjoying poking the US about NK, and being so cool with the situation.

About Kimmy, he will never attack Guam. The min he does, he's toast/roast. He wants nukes to assure the continuation of his regime. ( Iraq, Libya )