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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Johnson
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3858067 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12960 on: August 10, 2017, 10:12:00 AM »
Of course not they wouldn't trust them about it
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12962 on: August 10, 2017, 10:58:54 AM »
You really need to get your head out of the sand. His exact words were: North Korea best not make any more threats to the United States.

That lasted a few hours before they then threatened Guam a US territory. I guess that doesn't count.

If you want to rag on BO, HRC or any other D go right ahead. Just don't use it to justify what this lunatic says.
Thanks for taking his words out of context again. Where did he say that if they make threats he will attack them. Pls bring facts.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12963 on: August 10, 2017, 11:00:33 AM »
Have you heard of Vietnam?  ::)
Of course a war has consequences. But to make it sound that the US has no way to win a war with NK without killing millions of SKs is total non sense.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12964 on: August 10, 2017, 11:22:12 AM »
Thanks for taking his words out of context again. Where did he say that if they make threats he will attack them. Pls bring facts.
Are you kidding me?
First you claim it was fake news that he never said that. I posted the exact words. You just keep digging the whole deeper and deeper.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12965 on: August 10, 2017, 11:26:23 AM »
Of course a war has consequences. But to make it sound that the US has no way to win a war with NK without killing millions of SKs is total non sense.
How do you stop an attack on Seoul which would result in mass casualties? Would you be saying the same thing if NK bordered Israel?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12966 on: August 10, 2017, 02:41:59 PM »
What are appropriate grounds to begin investigating something? The standard the Dems promote regarding voter fraud or the one they promote regarding collusion?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12968 on: August 10, 2017, 05:23:02 PM »
Are you kidding me?
First you claim it was fake news that he never said that. I posted the exact words. You just keep digging the whole deeper and deeper.
First I said? I still say. And with all the fancy talk you still did show me where he put the red line that the next time NK threats us we will attack them with fire and fury.

Btw in case you are not updated the president showing again he will not be let down by the MSM said that fire and fury were not tough enough.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12969 on: August 10, 2017, 05:33:30 PM »
How do you stop an attack on Seoul which would result in mass casualties? Would you be saying the same thing if NK bordered Israel?
No body said that it's a good option. All I said is that if it comes to a stage where NK poses an immediate threat to the US the president WILL take action to protect us. Not because it's fun at all but because it's his duty as president.

Now the point I made was that I do believe the American military has several strategies in taking out the NK military in the matter of a short time to prevent a counterattack. Again of course there are many scenarios which may end up happening. I'm just pointing out that the US is not as slow as you may wanna think.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12973 on: August 10, 2017, 10:17:10 PM »
First I said? I still say. And with all the fancy talk you still did show me where he put the red line that the next time NK threats us we will attack them with fire and fury.
You just won't take your head out of the sand, will you?

"North Korea best not make any more threats to the United States. They will be met with fire and fury, like the world has never seen."
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12975 on: August 11, 2017, 12:00:06 AM »
You just won't take your head out of the sand, will you?

"North Korea best not make any more threats to the United States. They will be met with fire and fury, like the world has never seen."

They will be met with fire and fury, like the world has never seen if they do what? Is there more to the context than just this, because this is very weak.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12976 on: August 11, 2017, 12:31:38 AM »
You just won't take your head out of the sand, will you?

"North Korea best not make any more threats to the United States. They will be met with fire and fury, like the world has never seen."

So as you know (because afaik you are smart) for the 4th time you are trying to take the President's word out of context. The president never said he will send fire if he makes threats. What everyone including you understood was that if they will be a physical immediate threat to the US we will respond forcefully. And the MSM is in full hysteria mode how come Trump is not following the failed appeasement policy which we had the past 25 years. So they try to twist his words. And you seem to help them. Thanks for trying.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12977 on: August 11, 2017, 01:04:27 AM »
So as you know (because afaik you are smart) for the 4th time you are trying to take the President's word out of context. The president never said he will send fire if he makes threats. What everyone including you understood was that if they will be a physical immediate threat to the US we will respond forcefully. And the MSM is in full hysteria mode how come Trump is not following the failed appeasement policy which we had the past 25 years. So they try to twist his words. And you seem to help them. Thanks for trying.
Just to be clear, he's not twisting Trump's words. The way his statement was constructed it reads most coherently in the way CM is interpreting it. And yet, I completely agree with you about what Trump was trying to say. But that's the problem - while he may 'have the best words', he struggles to string them together properly.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12978 on: August 11, 2017, 01:23:39 AM »
So as you know (because afaik you are smart) for the 4th time you are trying to take the President's word out of context. The president never said he will send fire if he makes threats. What everyone including you understood was that if they will be a physical immediate threat to the US we will respond forcefully. And the MSM is in full hysteria mode how come Trump is not following the failed appeasement policy which we had the past 25 years. So they try to twist his words. And you seem to help them. Thanks for trying.
Typical Trumpster response. I didn't twist anything. That was an exact quote, word for word. That's what happens when this idiot thinks for himself. He says idiotic things just like his lunatic counterpart.

Why is it ever time he says stupid things like this you (Trumpsters) have to explain what he meant? Why not just admit he is an idiot and be done with it?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #12979 on: August 11, 2017, 01:33:27 AM »
Typical Trumpster response. I didn't twist anything. That was an exact quote, word for word. That's what happens when this idiot thinks for himself. He says idiotic things just like his lunatic counterpart.

Why is it ever time he says stupid things like this you (Trumpsters) have to explain what he meant? Why not just admit he is an idiot and be done with it?
Okay for the final time. I am about to give up. Where did he say that Fire and fury will be a direct response to the next threat?
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