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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3768585 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13060 on: August 15, 2017, 04:27:57 PM »
ag man, this is just like the bad old days with the AWB and MK (ANCs' umkhonto we sizwe)
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Not necessarily a bad comparison, except the blacks were legitimately fighting for freedom, and so some might excuse the terrorism. But they made some awful alliances and some terrible choices at times. (This was just published last week, see the concluding story: http://myencounterblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/08/01-Eikev-2017)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13061 on: August 15, 2017, 04:30:01 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13063 on: August 15, 2017, 04:33:06 PM »
@Yehuda57 would you have been okay with him calling out white supremacists but not antifa?
Many have no clue just how dangerous antifa has become. They think it's just some bored youth. They're becoming like the terror groups of the 70's & 80's

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13064 on: August 15, 2017, 04:34:29 PM »
Many have no clue just how dangerous antifa has become. They think it's just some bored youth. They're becoming like the terror groups of the 70's & 80's
and the MSM will never tell them
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13065 on: August 15, 2017, 04:36:08 PM »
Many have no clue just how dangerous antifa has become. They think it's just some bored youth. They're becoming like the terror groups of the 70's & 80's

Here is the difference between ANTIFA and Neo-Nazis.

If I was in a dark alley with the latter, they would beat or kill me just because I'm Jewish, no questions asked.

If I was in a dark alley with ANTIFA, they would beat or kill me ONLY if I said that I don't have to bake a cake for a gay couple. (or if I was wearing a "Make America Great Again" hat)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13066 on: August 15, 2017, 04:44:54 PM »
Here is the difference between ANTIFA and Neo-Nazis.

If I was in a dark alley with the latter, they would beat or kill me just because I'm Jewish, no questions asked.

If I was in a dark alley with ANTIFA, they would beat or kill me ONLY if I said that I don't have to bake a cake for a gay couple. (or if I was wearing a "Make America Great Again" hat)


You think they have no problem with Jews? They would kill someone for being a zionist (even if they are NK)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13067 on: August 15, 2017, 04:59:39 PM »
If I was in a dark alley with ANTIFA, they would beat or kill me ONLY if I said that I don't have to bake a cake for a gay couple. (or if I was wearing a "Make America Great Again" hat)
Or if you're wearing a Rush cap, or holding an Ann Coulter book. And they hate all religions

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13068 on: August 15, 2017, 05:09:12 PM »
When was China not backing NK?
Just the other day they went on record as saying they will defend NK if attacked by the US. That was because of our presidents childish remarks. The Trumpsters take this as a win. Talk about head buried in the sand.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13069 on: August 15, 2017, 05:29:55 PM »
David Duke thanks the president for his honesty. You can't make this stuff up.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13070 on: August 15, 2017, 05:40:15 PM »
David Duke thanks the president for his honesty. You can't make this stuff up.
You do know he's of little relevance anymore, right ? Other than CM & MSM nobody really cares much about him anymore. But he really appreciates the attention y'all give him.

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« Reply #13071 on: August 15, 2017, 05:42:30 PM »
You do know he's of little relevance anymore, right ? Other than CM & MSM nobody really cares much about him anymore. But he really appreciates the attention y'all give him.
I guess people who still vote for him don't matter. Keep your head buried in the sand.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13072 on: August 15, 2017, 05:54:33 PM »
I guess people who still vote for him don't matter. Keep your head buried in the sand.
Thanks to all the cameras in his face he'll have twice or 3 times the voters next time.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13073 on: August 15, 2017, 05:59:00 PM »
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Fun!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13074 on: August 15, 2017, 06:01:13 PM »
David Duke thanks the president for his honesty. You can't make this stuff up.

Unless you had a problem with Farrakhan supporting Obama, I don't think you should have a problem with Duke supporting Trump. I for one understand that Obama didn't ask Farrakhan for his support, just like Trump didn't ask Duke.

Trump is an idiot in many ways, but he is not responsible for Nazis that choose to support him. If you want to take the approach that he is responsible, then make sure to also hold Obama responsible for the massacre of six police officers in Dallas, instigated by Black Lives Matter whom Obama hosted at the White House.


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13075 on: August 15, 2017, 06:10:58 PM »
I guess people who still vote for him don't matter. Keep your head buried in the sand.
In 2016 (senate) he got 3% of the Louisiana vote, about 58k.
In 1996 (senate) he got 11.5%, about 141,000.
In 1991 (governor) he got 32%, about 490,000 (38% in the general, about 670,000).

So yes, he is slipping into oblivion and irrelevance.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13076 on: August 15, 2017, 06:24:33 PM »
You might want to read what China has said and you will have your answer.

Wow!!! Do listen to anything except FIX news? Read what China said then get back to me.
Just Google news'd NK and have no idea what your referring to.

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« Reply #13077 on: August 15, 2017, 06:31:32 PM »
Just Google news'd NK and have no idea what your referring to.
I think he's referring to China saying they would not back NK if they strike first. Which is of course also a credit to Trump which CM will not acknowledge.
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« Reply #13078 on: August 15, 2017, 06:32:46 PM »
In 2016 (senate) he got 3% of the Louisiana vote, about 58k.
In 1996 (senate) he got 11.5%, about 141,000.
In 1991 (governor) he got 32%, about 490,000 (38% in the general, about 670,000).

So yes, he is slipping into oblivion and irrelevance.
In one state he gets 58k nutcases voting for him.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13079 on: August 15, 2017, 06:33:54 PM »
I think he's referring to China saying they would not back NK if they strike first. Which is of course also a credit to Trump which CM will not acknowledge.
You are to funny. You leave out the critical part as all Trumpsters do.
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