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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1179363 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13185 on: August 16, 2017, 11:14:58 AM »
Did they bomb a church or something during his presidency or did I miss something?

ETA: What terrorist acts did the KKK commit while BO was in office?
They stabbed counter protesters. Similar to ramming with a car.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/27/us/kkk-rally-in-anaheim-violence/index.html
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13186 on: August 16, 2017, 11:40:18 AM »
They stabbed counter protesters. Similar to ramming with a car.
http://www.cnn.com/2016/02/27/us/kkk-rally-in-anaheim-violence/index.html
People were stabbed on both sides. I am talking about a one-sided terrorist/hate attack.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13187 on: August 16, 2017, 11:44:52 AM »
People were stabbed on both sides. I am talking about a one-sided terrorist/hate attack.
Here too the counter protesters were violent.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13188 on: August 16, 2017, 12:03:57 PM »
Here too the counter protesters were violent.
Counter protesters ran them over with a car? Killed someone? What am I missing?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13189 on: August 16, 2017, 12:06:12 PM »
Counter protesters ran them over with a car? Killed someone? What am I missing?
Beat with clubs.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13190 on: August 16, 2017, 12:09:18 PM »
Counter protesters ran them over with a car? Killed someone? What am I missing?
Violated their civil rights. Attempted murder. Terrorists on both sides

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13191 on: August 16, 2017, 02:13:49 PM »
Queen, knight and pawn all have him in check at the same time. Not possible in chess.

Kim Jong don't play by the rules, yet still loses.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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« Reply #13193 on: August 16, 2017, 02:18:34 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13197 on: August 16, 2017, 03:56:19 PM »
Can someone please explain to me how Birtherism is racist.

Why is it always called a racist accusation?
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« Reply #13198 on: August 16, 2017, 04:01:56 PM »
Can someone please explain to me how Birtherism is racist.

Why is it always called a racist accusation?
Always look at the skin color

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