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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1268085 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13275 on: August 17, 2017, 09:10:31 PM »
Eh. My reading of trump is he says what he thinks,  absolutely disregarding what the msm will twist it as. 

Its what attracted his voters, and it's what he's doing.

Anyone with a brain can see that both sides were equally wrong to turn a us city into a battlefield.  What they were firing over is just not relevant.
I am not disagreeing with what you are saying but take it from someone that knows he is a "good old white boy".
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13276 on: August 17, 2017, 09:35:12 PM »
I am not disagreeing with what you are saying but take it from someone that knows he is a "good old white boy".

Could be.  I'm jewish. The good ol white boys don't usually open up around me

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13277 on: August 17, 2017, 09:36:11 PM »
Could be.  I'm jewish. The good ol white boys don't usually open up around me
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13278 on: August 18, 2017, 08:53:35 AM »
"All the News Fit to Print"

http://www.newsday.com/news/new-york/new-york-times-editor-testifies-in-sarah-palin-defamation-suit-1.14064283

The New York Times editor responsible for a June 14 editorial linking a Sarah Palin political ad to “incitement” of the 2011 shooting of Rep. Gaby Giffords testified in Palin’s libel suit Wednesday that he read no clips on the shooting before making the claim.

Editorial page editor James Bennet also said in a Manhattan federal court hearing he never looked at the Palin ad which the Times mistakenly said put crosshairs over Giffords herself, and wasn’t “reporting” when he retooled a draft of the editorial on Rep. Steve Scalise’s shooting in Virginia.

“It was late in the day and our deadlines were looming,” Bennet testified at the hearing before U.S. District Judge Jed Rakoff. “I wound up just plunging in and effectively rewriting the piece.”
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13279 on: August 18, 2017, 08:56:59 AM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13281 on: August 18, 2017, 09:19:35 AM »
btw to me the most disturbing part of trumps press conference was not the moral equivicating. it was when he thanked the mother of the killed woman for praising his statement

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13282 on: August 18, 2017, 09:35:19 AM »
it was when he thanked the mother of the killed woman for praising his statement
I hope this isn't another Boy Scott fiasco where he just makes things up that never happened.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13283 on: August 18, 2017, 10:24:57 AM »
btw to me the most disturbing part of trumps press conference was not the moral equivicating. it was when he thanked the mother of the killed woman for praising his statement

Oh shut up. They were absolutely morally equivalent. They both came to fight.


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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13284 on: August 18, 2017, 10:26:45 AM »
They both came to fight.
...but didn't one side murdered someone?

Did another Trumpster just out himself?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13285 on: August 18, 2017, 10:39:55 AM »
...but didn't one side murdered someone?

Did another Trumpster just out himself?  :)

That is sometime more of a measure of success (or failure) than intent. Also, if the only difference is how far it went we need to measure if all protesters would have gone that far or if it is only one who went overboard from the "regular reasonable" beatings.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13287 on: August 18, 2017, 10:53:08 AM »
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I will dispense for now from discussion of the moral character of the president's Charlottesville statements. Whether he intended to or not, what he communicated caused racists to rejoice, minorities to weep, and the vast heart of America to mourn. His apologists strain to explain that he didn't mean what we heard. But what we heard is now the reality, and unless it is addressed by the president as such, with unprecedented candor and strength, there may commence an unraveling of our national fabric.

Let it be from a teleprompter or what ever, but do it. Then make it clear that you will no longer be taking questions and shut up about this topic.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13288 on: August 18, 2017, 10:55:03 AM »
...but didn't one side murdered someone?

Did another Trumpster just out himself?  :)
if 2 rival gangs show up to a gun fight but only one side ends up killing someone, would that make the other gang less evil?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13289 on: August 18, 2017, 10:56:25 AM »
https://www.facebook.com/mittromney/posts/10154652303536121
Has he announced his candidacy for 2020 yet ? "Our allies around the world are stunned" What a load of bs. You mean our allies which have a way higher anti semitism rate & do absolutely nothing about it ? (Other than hold candles & flowers afterwards)