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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1204707 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13335 on: August 18, 2017, 12:39:59 PM »
Black, see how easy that was?
Who hired him ?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13336 on: August 18, 2017, 12:41:38 PM »
And..... out goes Banon. The clown-show continues.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13337 on: August 18, 2017, 12:43:12 PM »
Who hired him ?
Trump. See that didn't hurt.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13338 on: August 18, 2017, 12:46:33 PM »
And..... out goes Banon. The clown-show continues.
No info anywhere...only drudge without link to article

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13339 on: August 18, 2017, 12:47:02 PM »
And..... out goes Banon. The clown-show continues.
He claims he hires nothing but the best. So we either have second tier candidates now or he is clueless with what is the best.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13340 on: August 18, 2017, 12:47:10 PM »
Trump. See that didn't hurt.  :)
Safe to assume he doesn't hate blacks ? Or is there a magic number he must hire first ? Bush employed quite a few & was still accused of murdering blacks.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13341 on: August 18, 2017, 12:48:52 PM »
Speaking of Carson, his home was vandalized with anti-trump rhetoric & Maxine Waters thinks he's a white nationalist.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13343 on: August 18, 2017, 12:50:59 PM »
https://www.nytimes.com/2017/08/18/us/politics/steve-bannon-trump-white-house.html
Ya..seems to be linked now

"As of Friday morning, the two men were still discussing Mr. Bannonís future, the officials said. A person close to Mr. Bannon insisted the parting of ways was his idea, and that he had submitted his resignation to the president on Aug. 7, to be announced at the start of this week, but it was delayed in the wake of the racial unrest in Charlottesville, Va."

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13344 on: August 18, 2017, 12:51:48 PM »
Ya..seems to be linked now

He got his scoop by a couple of minutes ;)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13345 on: August 18, 2017, 12:53:58 PM »
Thanks for that FYI. Would you like to answer the question?


How would I know the answer?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13346 on: August 18, 2017, 01:15:15 PM »
How would I know the answer?
Fair enough.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13347 on: August 18, 2017, 01:16:32 PM »
Safe to assume he doesn't hate blacks ? Or is there a magic number he must hire first ? Bush employed quite a few & was still accused of murdering blacks.
You keep drawing conclusions from the question I asked without answering the question. Try answering the question first.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13348 on: August 18, 2017, 01:25:41 PM »
You keep drawing conclusions from the question I asked without answering the question. Try answering the question first.
There is no way to know how many & it's a silly question

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13349 on: August 18, 2017, 01:55:58 PM »
CM, if that question has any merit then Trump must love & respect Jews as he has quite a few of them in his inner circle, among them his closest advisor. And he must love & respect women as he has quite a few of them in his inner circle as well.