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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3847005 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13380 on: August 18, 2017, 06:32:56 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13383 on: August 18, 2017, 06:45:30 PM »
If a right wing publication would have posted that, wow. There ain't enough bandwidth in the the universe to handle the outrage

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13384 on: August 18, 2017, 06:48:14 PM »
If a right wing publication would have posted that, wow. There ain't enough bandwidth in the the universe to handle the outrage
Exactly. A black Trump
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13385 on: August 19, 2017, 10:15:57 PM »
taken from Facebook...

. . . . Five police officers are murdered by racially motivated black extremist Micah Xavier Johnson in Dallas. Ideologues on the right see an opportunity to seize the moral high ground, work up their base, and use the crime to smear people on the left. Nine people are murdered by racially motivated white supremacist Dylan Roof in a Charleston Church. Ideologues on the left see an opportunity to seize the moral high ground, work up their base, and use the crime to smear conservatives. A leftist assassin attempts to murder as many Republican congressmen as possible, gravely wounding GOP House whip Steve Scalise. Ideologues on the right seize the moral high ground, work up their base, and use the crime to smear the left. A white supremacist uses a car to murder people during a "white unity" rally in Charlottesville. Ideologues on the left seize the moral high ground, work up their base, and use the crime to smear everyone on the right . . . .

Does this cycle need to keep going on and on? Everyone across the spectrum should denounce all of these crimes and not treat them as opportunities for energizing their base and smearing their adversaries. The vast majority of people on the left are not violent Antifa activists. The vast majority of people on the right are not racists, much less murderous racists. People on the right and on the left need to recognize that about each other, despite their disagreements. Those disagreements are, to be sure, profound and concern fundamental issues of justice and injustice, right and wrong; but if our republican democracy is to survive, and if we are to avoid descending into civil strife, we need to engage each other in robust civil debate rather than trying to tar our opponents as bigots, haters, and violent extremists.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13386 on: August 19, 2017, 10:56:54 PM »
taken from Facebook...
Logic never wins in these situations.
I just found a new supply of forks!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13387 on: August 20, 2017, 12:08:38 AM »
For those keeping score at home:

I don't think scaramoochi and Bannon should be in the same pack as the rest. While all were removed because of the chaos in the WH, Bannon and Scaramoochi we're removed as part of Kelly's cleanup.

Whether Kelly is successful, I guess we'll have to wait

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13388 on: August 20, 2017, 12:24:11 AM »
I don't think scaramoochi and Bannon should be in the same pack as the rest. While all were removed because of the chaos in the WH, Bannon and Scaramoochi we're removed as part of Kelly's cleanup.

Whether Kelly is successful, I guess we'll have to wait
Can he clean out Trump? That's the test.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13389 on: August 20, 2017, 12:35:46 AM »
Can he clean out Trump? That's the test.
Correct.

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« Last Edit: August 20, 2017, 11:50:36 AM by aygart »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13391 on: August 20, 2017, 12:07:45 PM »

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13392 on: August 21, 2017, 12:36:50 AM »
Tonight's speech supposed to be a major anticipated speech?
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13393 on: August 21, 2017, 12:40:05 AM »
Tonight's speech supposed to be a major anticipated speech?
I think it's a distraction

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13394 on: August 21, 2017, 09:39:51 AM »


FTR I do think that confederate symbols should be removed at this point since they have come to symbolize slavery.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13395 on: August 21, 2017, 10:08:22 AM »



FTR I do think that confederate symbols should be removed at this point since they have come to symbolize slavery.

I dont think they symbolize slavery at all.  By what methods do you determine that they have come to symbolize slavery?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13396 on: August 21, 2017, 10:12:09 AM »
I dont think they symbolize slavery at all.  By what methods do you determine that they have come to symbolize slavery?
That is my perception of what they have come to symbolize even if that was not always the case.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13397 on: August 21, 2017, 10:16:28 AM »
Does the White House symbolize slavery?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13398 on: August 21, 2017, 10:18:41 AM »
Does the White House symbolize slavery?
Even though it was built by slaves it does not have the same symbolism as commemorating a general in a war whose focal point was slavery (even if the war was more over state vs federal authority the focal point was still slavery)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13399 on: August 21, 2017, 10:20:28 AM »
That is my perception of what they have come to symbolize even if that was not always the case.

So they symbolize it to you.