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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3858952 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13480 on: August 24, 2017, 10:25:33 AM »
Which way is more fascist?
The republican way. Whatever that happens to be

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13481 on: August 24, 2017, 10:33:18 AM »
Meaning he hasn't politicized non political agencies. Unlike Obama and the IRS et al
Give him time. He is still busy rehashing the election.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13482 on: August 24, 2017, 10:35:07 AM »
Give him time. He is still busy rehashing the election.
C'mon, give credit when due.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13483 on: August 24, 2017, 10:39:38 AM »
C'mon, give credit when due.
You mean like blaming everyone except himself?

Trump tweeted: “I requested that Mitch M & Paul R tie the Debt Ceiling legislation into the popular V.A. Bill (which just passed) for easy approval. They … didn’t do it so now we have a big deal with Dems holding them up (as usual) on Debt Ceiling approval. Could have been so easy — now a mess!”
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13484 on: August 24, 2017, 10:41:21 AM »
You mean like blaming everyone except himself?

Trump tweeted: “I requested that Mitch M & Paul R tie the Debt Ceiling legislation into the popular V.A. Bill (which just passed) for easy approval. They … didn’t do it so now we have a big deal with Dems holding them up (as usual) on Debt Ceiling approval. Could have been so easy — now a mess!”
No.

Just for not politicizing the Amazon decision.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13485 on: August 24, 2017, 10:45:01 AM »
Just for not politicizing the Amazon decision.
OK he gets credit for now. Also give him credit for his SCOTUS pick, illegal border crossing being down and the market. Better?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13486 on: August 24, 2017, 10:52:24 AM »
OK he gets credit for now. Also give him credit for his SCOTUS pick, illegal border crossing being down and the market. Better?
Ding ding..we have a winner

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13487 on: August 24, 2017, 10:59:18 AM »
OK he gets credit for now. Also give him credit for his SCOTUS pick, illegal border crossing being down and the market. Better?
How hard was that ? Did you puke yet ? :P

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13488 on: August 24, 2017, 11:09:07 AM »
How hard was that ? Did you puke yet ? :P
Not at all. I would post the negatives but I don't have the next week free.  :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13489 on: August 24, 2017, 11:16:56 AM »
Not at all. I would post the negatives but I don't have the next week free.  :P
"cough" "bs" "cough"  :)
You'd never let work/vacation or anything else stop you from something of this importance.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13490 on: August 24, 2017, 11:24:08 AM »
You'd never let work/vacation or anything else stop you from something of this importance.
Listing all his failures/flaws is not on the top of my list. It is more fun to watch the Trumsters try and defend them one at a time.
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« Reply #13491 on: August 24, 2017, 11:26:17 AM »
Listing all his failures/flaws is not on the top of my list. It is more fun to watch the Trumsters try and defend them one at a time.
Not like you haven't mentioned them during the last year, ya know

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« Reply #13492 on: August 24, 2017, 11:28:55 AM »
Not like you haven't mentioned them during the last year, ya know
Like I said that would take me all week to put them in a list. You on the other hand with your superior search skills can do it in minutes.  ;)
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« Reply #13493 on: August 24, 2017, 11:30:43 AM »
Like I said that would take me all week to put them in a list. You on the other hand with your superior search skills can do it in minutes.  ;)
I already have, & it's a small small list :P

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« Reply #13495 on: August 24, 2017, 11:12:25 PM »






Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13498 on: August 24, 2017, 11:35:07 PM »

A white girl with blonde hair. Tell me that isn't code for something?  ::) ::) ::)
Maybe next time they should use a puppy.
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« Reply #13499 on: August 24, 2017, 11:39:23 PM »
A white girl with blonde hair. Tell me that isn't code for something?  ::) ::) ::)
Maybe next time they should use a puppy.
With a free speech shirt too! I mean the ACLU are the ones who sue for the hate groups in Charleston.
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