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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1884256 times)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #135 on: July 02, 2015, 07:52:47 PM »
Most New York Jews are republicans not because they really have right wing tendencies, it's only because they listen to Rush and Sean all day, so they automatically become so called "republicans".

Most New York Jews are not Republican. Most Observant Jews are.

It makes perfect sense for observant Jews to identify with Republicans from an ideological point of view. Republicans are more supportive of religion. (Including matters like vouchers for private school etc) and they are more supportive of Israel. They consider those who criticize Israel as an enemy.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #136 on: July 02, 2015, 07:54:54 PM »
Most New York Jews are not Republican. Most Observant Jews are.
So most on this board are not observant Jews?  :)
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #137 on: July 02, 2015, 08:08:42 PM »
The right wing would never stoop so low with personal attacks like labeling someone a Muslim or he wasn't even born in this country. Both sides are scumbags at times.

Let's not lump them in together.

The Muslim accusation did not come from the GOP establishment. Furthermore, there was never an ad published that stated that Obama is a Muslim. By contrast, the libelous cancer ad had ties to the democratc party.

As for the Kenyan claim, it wasn't fabricated out of thin air. There were sources from Harvard that claimed he was born there, and there was an official pamphlet from an event which described him as born in Kenya. The pursuit after his birth certificate tapered off. The only man that persued it publicly was Donald Trump, who backed down once the certificate was produced.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #138 on: July 02, 2015, 08:11:27 PM »
So most on this board are not observant Jews?  :)

We can only know if we take a poll. :)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #139 on: July 02, 2015, 08:36:04 PM »
Well, that was an unintended consequence.  :)

But in all seriousness, they are simply trying to discredit the GOP establishment as being racist.
Trump is GOP establishment? God help the GOP...

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #140 on: July 02, 2015, 10:48:00 PM »
Trump is GOP establishment? God help the GOP...
No, but they'll (try to) frame him as one.
Dont pertend the left isnt happy about Trump throwing his hat in the ring.
Regardless, God help the GOP

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #141 on: July 02, 2015, 10:50:10 PM »
The right wing (at least politicians) generally do not make personal attacks on character. During the 2012 campaign, the Romney team went after Obama's POLICIES and POLITICAL FAILURES, whereas the Obama team went after Romney's PERSONAL CHARACTER. (He's filthy rich, he tied a dog to his car, he bullied a kid in school, he caused a man to die from cancer, he evades taxes etc..)

Also, the left wing has an obsession with boycotts. Boycott Rush Limbaugh for calling a self entitled girl a derogatory name. Boycott Israeli products becuase of "apartheid". Boycott bakeries and photographers for refusing to service gay couples. Boycott Chick-Fil-A because the CEO believes in traditional marriage. Boycott a restaurant in California for sending $100 to Proposition 8. Boycott Donald Trump...

Now... Tell me a little about the Right-Wing boycotts.
Personally I think it has to do with less organization and motivation
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #142 on: July 02, 2015, 11:05:53 PM »
Personally I think it has to do with less organization and motivation

Disney World lit up their castle in colorful lights to celebrate the Supreme Court's ruling on same-sex marriage. Why don't Conservatives boycott Disney World?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #143 on: July 02, 2015, 11:20:05 PM »
Most New York Jews are republicans not because they really have right wing tendencies, it's only because they listen to Rush and Sean all day, so they automatically become so called "republicans".
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #144 on: July 03, 2015, 12:15:32 AM »
Disney World lit up their castle in colorful lights to celebrate the Supreme Court's ruling on same-sex marriage. Why don't Conservatives boycott Disney World?
D = working class
R = big business
This is the perception.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #145 on: July 03, 2015, 01:48:38 AM »
Most New York Jews are republicans not because they really have right wing tendencies, it's only because they listen to Rush and Sean all day, so they automatically become so called "republicans".
Um not sure where you got this info from-maybe you know people with very fluid minds? Many (if not most) frum republicans come over to the light over social issues (as a starter) like the ones going on today.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #146 on: July 03, 2015, 02:43:28 AM »
Um not sure where you got this info from-maybe you know people with very fluid minds? Many (if not most) frum republicans come over to the light over social issues (as a starter) like the ones going on today.
Do you consider welfare and aid social issues?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #147 on: July 03, 2015, 03:39:19 AM »
Do you consider welfare and aid social issues?
Ha that's not what I'm referring to but you're right that frum Jews often vote for whoever will give them more free money (a different discussion).

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #148 on: July 03, 2015, 06:25:33 AM »
Ha that's not what I'm referring to but you're right that frum Jews often vote for whoever will give them more free money (a different discussion).
This is the problem with many of these discussions. You say they are republicans because of social issues. Then you want to pick and choose only the ones that support your view. It is like quoting someone when they agree with you then saying that same person is an idiot when they don't.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #149 on: July 03, 2015, 08:45:01 AM »
Well cut the taxes and (almost) nobody needs welfare.....
People are just left with no choices.