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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
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Trump
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Johnson
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Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769830 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13560 on: August 28, 2017, 11:34:04 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13563 on: August 28, 2017, 04:56:55 PM »
As things get worse in Texas the president says they are doing a great job. I have never in my lifetime seen a more clueless president.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13564 on: August 28, 2017, 05:17:35 PM »
As things get worse in Texas the president says they are doing a great job. I have never in my lifetime seen a more clueless president.
Why is that a contradiction? They can be doing a great job with the situation on the ground which keeps getting worse.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13565 on: August 28, 2017, 05:27:27 PM »
As things get worse in Texas the president says they are doing a great job. I have never in my lifetime seen a more clueless president.
you really gotta give it a break. yoy lose credibility  on the real stuff... when you make an issue of every thing

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13566 on: August 28, 2017, 05:30:03 PM »
you really gotta give it a break. yoy lose credibility  on the real stuff... when you make an issue of every thing
I guess human life don't matter so lets skip this one.

How about we discuss more NK missile tests. I guess he is doing a great job stopping them!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13567 on: August 28, 2017, 05:34:21 PM »
I guess human life don't matter so lets skip this one.

How about we discuss more NK missile tests. I guess he is doing a great job stopping them!!!
what should he have done that you know he's not doing

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13568 on: August 28, 2017, 05:38:37 PM »
what should he have done that you know he's not doing
You have people trapped and might die. Do you honestly believe that want to hear "we are doing a great job"?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13569 on: August 28, 2017, 05:51:59 PM »
You have people trapped and might die. Do you honestly believe that want to hear "we are doing a great job"?
Emergency services & thousands of volunteers are saving countless lives round the clock.
They're doing the greatest job humanly possible.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13570 on: August 28, 2017, 06:03:04 PM »
you really gotta give it a break. yoy lose credibility  on the real stuff... when you make an issue of every thing
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Its almost like this is what he lives for. And he wouldn't be able to survive without his Trump bashing (not that I agree with a lot that Trump has done) a few times a day. Like most of us need a coffee or two to get thru the day, CM needs to talk about Trump this and Trump that daily.
Eventually most of us will not care about a single thing CM says, even when he does have valid points.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13571 on: August 28, 2017, 06:06:26 PM »
You have people trapped and might die. Do you honestly believe that want to hear "we are doing a great job"?
you keep switching what the issue is and are being utterly incoherent

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13572 on: August 28, 2017, 06:25:43 PM »
You have people trapped and might die. Do you honestly believe that want to hear "we are doing a great job"?

I think the people working night and day to save people deserve to hear that they are doing a good job.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13575 on: August 28, 2017, 06:50:24 PM »
Anyone see Trump? If so let him know they are having a little problem in Houston?
Can't win with some ppl, now he's going too soon?!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13577 on: August 28, 2017, 07:04:09 PM »
The issue is this guy is clueless on any major issue. He lies or exaggerates about everything. Him saying they are doing a good job is completely meaningless. If you want to do something then put down the golf clubs and get out there for at least moral support!!!
I don't like Trump but you're  being so intellectually dishonest.... he's going tomorrow and ppl still saying that's too soon but you want him there earlier. he tweets about other things you complain he's tweeting about other things. he tweets compliments to the people working on saving lives you complain somehow that's insensitive to the people suffering. he works on getting fema money you complain he cut money to fema  (source?).  you sound like a mouth piece for msnbc

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13578 on: August 28, 2017, 07:04:16 PM »
you keep switching what the issue is and are being utterly incoherent
The issue is this guy is clueless on any major issue. He lies or exaggerates about everything. Him saying they are doing a good job is completely meaningless. If you want to do something then put down the golf clubs and get out there for at least moral support!!!

Lets not forget Bush's famous words “heck of a job”. We know how that turned out.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #13579 on: August 28, 2017, 07:04:46 PM »
Isn't he cutting FEMA's budget?
No clue, and thats completely besides the point.  You know full well I'm no fan on his and frankly dont care much for his response to the hurricane aside for doing whats in his power to streamline help and assitance to those in need.
But you and the wapo article I quoted are being completely disingenuous, you hatw the guy so regardless of what he did or does you'll find fault.  You accuse the trumpster of blindly supporting their leader regardless of how ridiculous he is but It cuts both ways, youre just on the opposite side.