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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3862719 times)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1360 on: July 28, 2016, 01:03:30 PM »
...almost undecipherable due to inability to post links...

Yup, Obama has had great speeches. Not such a great presidency. You can't have everything ;-)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1361 on: July 28, 2016, 01:20:09 PM »
Obama's speeches are great. They have no connection to reality.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1362 on: July 28, 2016, 01:20:24 PM »
Thanks Dan for the new title.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1363 on: July 28, 2016, 04:24:23 PM »
Thanks Dan for the new title.
Except it his personal view and not the OP's. He just acted like Trump.  :)
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1364 on: July 28, 2016, 04:25:20 PM »
Obama's speeches are great. They have no connection to reality.
...and your point being?
"LESS IS MORE" It is the cumulative effect that kills deals!!! How many times do I have to say this?  >:(

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1365 on: July 28, 2016, 04:43:03 PM »
Except it his personal view and not the OP's. He just acted like Trump.  :)
We have long established that Dans opinion is what counts for these things.
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1366 on: July 28, 2016, 04:46:46 PM »
We have long established that Dans opinion is what counts for these things.
He may be THE swing vote in a swing state.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1367 on: July 28, 2016, 05:02:16 PM »
He may be THE swing vote in a swing state.
In 2004 the entire election came down to OH's absentee ballots, of which mine was one due to being in Brazil for the year.
And a few weeks later I started a blog...

We have long established that Dans opinion is what counts for these things.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1368 on: July 28, 2016, 05:57:42 PM »
Except it his personal view and not the OP's. He just acted like Trump.  :)

Looking at both candidate's disapproval ratings (hint: both historic lows), it is not just Dan.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1369 on: July 28, 2016, 07:16:35 PM »
...and your point being?

That I can agree that he gave a good speech, while saying that they have no connection to the reality of how he actually acted. He was bs'ing.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1370 on: July 28, 2016, 07:35:46 PM »
In 2004 the entire election came down to OH's absentee ballots, of which mine was one due to being in Brazil for the year.
And a few weeks later I started a blog...
#WelcomeToMyHouse
What were you doing in Brazil for a year, shlichus? And in what city?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1371 on: July 28, 2016, 08:01:48 PM »
What were you doing in Brazil for a year, shlichus? And in what city?
http://www.dansdeals.com/archives/55340
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1372 on: July 28, 2016, 10:18:07 PM »
This is getting to me. All I hear talking at the D conv in about LGBT and climate change  :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o :o And again about LGBT. Oh and about taking away our second amendment.  ::)

Can we get real? 

No mention about our real issues. And you still want me to pick Hillary as my poison.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1373 on: July 28, 2016, 10:20:32 PM »
They're both terrible human beings, don't see how to differentiate.
And the other option is the hate Israel party. I'm sick to my stomach.

Um... if I remember correctly - you were much more pro Clinton in this thread? Did you change your mind?

(p.s. I definitely support Trump over Clinton)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1374 on: July 28, 2016, 10:44:44 PM »
She is sooooo fake. I am vomiting.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1375 on: July 28, 2016, 10:46:33 PM »
Trying to watch the speech on Hamodia.com. Empty stage.
If you don't care why would you comment?
HT: DMYD

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1376 on: July 28, 2016, 10:47:49 PM »
Obama lied about Hillary being in the situation room. I saw the original picture in the Hamodia before it was doctored.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1377 on: July 28, 2016, 10:52:00 PM »
Um... if I remember correctly - you were much more pro Clinton in this thread? Did you change your mind?

(p.s. I definitely support Trump over Clinton)
{{Citation needed}}
I've never been pro either of these candidates.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1378 on: July 28, 2016, 10:53:54 PM »
{{Citation needed}}
I've never been pro either of these candidates.
What are your leanings after this ? Interesting to watch an undecided decide.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #1379 on: July 28, 2016, 11:01:09 PM »
...
, Source?

source for what? That she's been Hillary's aide and anti-Israel and her mother is Pakistani? Link: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Huma_Abedin
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