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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3862971 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14040 on: September 28, 2017, 04:47:16 PM »
It might also be: (i) fall, or (ii) drop, in each case, down at high speed.

So then it would not be plummeting.

So in 2/3 of readings it is plummeting, and in 1/3 not. So it is probably plummeting.
Only 1/3 on your readings is the correct reading.  ;)
...you forgot "straight" before "down" in the above correct reading.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14041 on: September 28, 2017, 04:51:27 PM »
Only 1/3 on your readings is the correct reading.  ;)
...you forgot "straight" before "down" in the above correct reading.

(i) fall, or (ii) drop straight, in each case, down at high speed.
(i) fall, or (ii) drop, in each case, straight down at high speed.

So there's 4 readings, and 3/4 don't require it to fall straight.  There's (i) fall, (ii) fall down at high speed, and (iii) fall at high speed. Versus (iv) fall straight down at high speed.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14042 on: September 28, 2017, 04:52:46 PM »
http://www.hbook.com/2017/09/blogs/family-reading/dear-mrs-trump/

Another fact that many people are unaware of is that Dr. Seuss’s illustrations are steeped in racist propaganda, caricatures, and harmful stereotypes. Open one of his books (If I Ran a Zoo or And to Think That I Saw It On Mulberry Street, for example), and you’ll see the racist mockery in his art. Grace Hwang Lynch’s School Library Journal article, “Is the Cat in the Hat Racist? Read Across America Shifts Away from Dr. Seuss and Toward Diverse Books,” reports on Katie Ishizuka’s work analyzing the minstrel characteristics and trope nature of Seuss’s characters. Scholar Philip Nel’s new book, Was the Cat in the Hat Black? The Hidden Racism of Children’s Literature, and the Need for Diverse Books, further explores and shines a spotlight on the systemic racism and oppression in education and literature.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14043 on: September 28, 2017, 04:57:05 PM »
(i) fall, or (ii) drop, in each case, straight down at high speed.
You get an "A" for effort but not four tries, sorry. I guess what is important that in the end you got it right!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14044 on: September 28, 2017, 04:58:03 PM »
https://twitter.com/Broncos/status/913467164593504257
The Broncos President/CEO Joe Ellis released a statement Saturday night, part of which said, “As an organization, we could not be more proud, appreciative and grateful for our players. We'll continue to support them and work together to advocate for values of respect, diversity and inclusion."
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14045 on: September 28, 2017, 04:59:08 PM »
The Broncos President/CEO Joe Ellis released a statement Saturday night, part of which said, “As an organization, we could not be more proud, appreciative and grateful for our players. We'll continue to support them and work together to advocate for values of respect, diversity and inclusion."
blah blah
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14046 on: September 28, 2017, 05:00:41 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14047 on: September 28, 2017, 05:01:53 PM »
Great comeback.  :)
It wasn't meant as a comeback. Both statements are stupid blah blah PR statements.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14048 on: September 28, 2017, 07:03:28 PM »
Just curious, before this past Sunday, did any of the Broncos not stand for the na?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14049 on: September 28, 2017, 07:04:56 PM »
Me thinks someone is listening to Trumps #fakestats.
Good job diverting by focusing on the least important point in my post. But at least it got a classic hence going.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14050 on: September 28, 2017, 07:05:13 PM »
Just curious, before this past Sunday, did any of the Broncos not stand for the na?
Reports say only 6 players kneeled the second week. Have no idea if that is accurate.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14051 on: September 28, 2017, 07:05:57 PM »
Reports say only 6 players kneeled the second week. Have no idea if that is accurate.
And this sunday they'll all stand.. hmmm...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14052 on: September 28, 2017, 07:07:17 PM »
Good job diverting by focusing on the least important point in my post. But at least it got a classic hence going.
Was just correcting wrong information. Their ratings are down but they are still the highest rating game in town.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14053 on: September 28, 2017, 07:08:02 PM »
Was just correcting wrong information. Their ratings are down but they are still the highest rating game in town.
Until the nba figures out how to redistribute talent.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14054 on: September 28, 2017, 07:09:47 PM »
And this sunday they'll all stand.. hmmm...
What should make out of it? If they stand with arms locked should we jump all over them for protesting and disrespecting the flag?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14055 on: September 28, 2017, 07:10:31 PM »
Until the nba figures out how to redistribute talent.
NFL has had a lot of dud games to start the season.
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« Reply #14056 on: September 28, 2017, 07:13:11 PM »
What should make out of it? If they stand with arms locked should we jump all over them for protesting and disrespecting the flag?
No, it means Trump actualy wins.
And you should thank him, the ppl you were so mad at for disrespecting the flag are now showing respect, all because that clown opened his big mouth.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14057 on: September 28, 2017, 07:16:51 PM »
https://twitter.com/Broncos/status/913467164593504257
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« Reply #14058 on: September 28, 2017, 07:17:08 PM »
No, it means Trump actualy wins.
And you should thank him, the ppl you were so mad at for disrespecting the flag are now showing respect, all because that clown opened his big mouth.
Like Trump and many here you better learn first what you are required to do when the NA is played. It is sad to see the President spreading false information about respecting the flag that he claims to care so much about.
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« Reply #14059 on: September 28, 2017, 07:21:40 PM »
Like Trump and many here you better learn first what you are required to do when the NA is played. It is sad to see the President spreading false information about respecting the flag that he claims to care so much about.
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