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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.

« Last edited by username on November 10, 2016, 11:03:29 AM »

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14060 on: September 28, 2017, 07:26:21 PM »
Quote from: Sport on September 28, 2017, 07:21:40 PM
One step at a time.
The first step should be to educate people on what they are required to do. You don't accomplish that by #fakefacts. But then again if you want to claim Trump won you can only do that with #fakefacts.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14061 on: September 28, 2017, 07:31:02 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on September 28, 2017, 07:26:21 PM
The first step should be to educate people on what they are required to do. You don't accomplish that by #fakefacts. But then again if you want to claim Trump won you can only do that with #fakefacts.
Circular logic at its best.
He got them to stand for the flag, he won. Theres no 2 ways about it.
You can try and move the goalposts, not suprised in the slightest.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14062 on: September 28, 2017, 07:38:57 PM »
Quote from: Sport on September 28, 2017, 07:31:02 PM
Circular logic at its best.
He got them to stand for the flag, he won. Theres no 2 ways about it.
You can try and move the goalposts, not suprised in the slightest.
Using your logic then he lost last week as hundreds were kneeling after his comments? That is what this is about to see if Trump won or lost with the Flag as the pawn? Also we have to idea what the league is going to do at this point.

My goalpost from the beginning was his idiotic comments about "firing the SOB's".

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14063 on: September 28, 2017, 07:42:23 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on September 28, 2017, 07:38:57 PM
Using your logic then he lost last week as hundreds were kneeling after his comments? That is what this is about to see if Trump won or lost with the Flag as the pawn? Also we have to idea what the league is going to do at this point.

My goalpost from the beginning was his idiotic comments about "firing the SOB's".
Correct,  see my post above where I said everyone losses.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14064 on: September 28, 2017, 07:43:43 PM »
Quote from: Sport on September 28, 2017, 07:42:23 PM
Correct,  see my post above where I said everyone losses.
So to you this is about winning and losing? Why something is being done doesn't matter to you?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14065 on: September 28, 2017, 07:44:31 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on September 28, 2017, 07:43:43 PM
So to you this is about winning and losing? Why something is being done doesn't matter to you?
No, how did you reach that conclusion?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14066 on: September 28, 2017, 07:45:59 PM »
Quote from: Sport on September 28, 2017, 07:44:31 PM
No, how did you reach that conclusion?
You talk about winning so that is why I came to that conclusion.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14067 on: September 28, 2017, 08:28:07 PM »
WOW!!! Many of the fans standing locking arms. Many players with arms locked still have their hand over their heart.
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« Reply #14068 on: September 28, 2017, 09:15:07 PM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on September 28, 2017, 08:28:07 PM
WOW!!! Many of the fans standing locking arms. Many players with arms locked still have their hand over their heart.

Losers
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14070 on: September 29, 2017, 08:39:26 AM »
Now fans are booing during the NA and a player receives a death threat. All because of this idiot President.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14071 on: September 29, 2017, 08:51:43 AM »
Hmmm, I don't seem to recall Trump saying not to make death threats against players.
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Quote from: TimT on September 29, 2017, 08:51:43 AM
Hmmm, I don't seem to recall Trump saying not to make death threats against players.
Keep defending this individual. We all at some point will answer for our actions.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14074 on: September 29, 2017, 09:21:05 AM »
Quote from: Sport on September 28, 2017, 09:57:41 AM
Who should I pick in my survivor league? I already used ATL, NE, and OAK. Im leaning towards ARZ but don't like picking divisional games.

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« Reply #14077 on: September 29, 2017, 09:38:52 AM »
Quote from: ChaimMoskowitz on September 29, 2017, 09:13:38 AM
Keep defending this individual. We all at some point will answer for our actions.
Big difference between defending him & not trying to pin every POS's actions on him. This is even better than 16 years of "Bush's fault"
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Big difference between defending him & not trying to pin every POS's actions on him.
Agree 100%. See David Smith's signature for my next response.  ;)
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