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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Johnson
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3850044 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14120 on: October 01, 2017, 07:57:58 AM »
http://ijr.com/the-declaration/2017/09/986196-officer-escorting-trump-crashes-trump-refuses-let-air-force-one-take-off-talks/
Lets look at this through demoCrat/never truMper glasses: this means flights were delayed for longer, inconveniencing many. Roads nearby might also have been closed for longer as a result. How selfish & thoughtless of Trump :P

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14121 on: October 01, 2017, 10:15:51 AM »
Hopefully the President got in enough golf this weekend and can finally focus on Puerto Rico.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14122 on: October 01, 2017, 10:18:50 AM »
Hopefully the President got in enough golf this weekend and can finally focus on Puerto Rico.
He's been pretty focused....you haven't been reading his tweets

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14123 on: October 01, 2017, 10:21:52 AM »
He's been pretty focused....you haven't been reading his tweets
I seen a few on the news. One he was trashing the mayor because she begged for help. Now that is the kind of president we need.  ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14124 on: October 01, 2017, 10:25:43 AM »


One he was trashing the mayor because she begged for help. Now that is the kind of president we have.  ::)

FTFY

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14125 on: October 01, 2017, 11:25:06 AM »
I seen a few on the news. One he was trashing the mayor because she begged for help while not showing up at any of the meetings with relief agencies. Now that is the kind of president we need.  ::)

FTFY

And no, I'm not defending Trump, I'm just pointing out that this mayor is not a very good messenger for this. She seems to me to be focusing on trashing Trump, and political gain rather that getting things done.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14126 on: October 01, 2017, 12:34:57 PM »
She seems to me to be focusing on trashing Trump, and political gain rather that getting things done.
I did see her up to her neck in water. Only way Trump will be in water is if his golf ball goes in it.  :)
Has he even visited PR yet?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14127 on: October 01, 2017, 02:02:26 PM »
@Dan your senile governor is finally realizing he's not a republican
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_59d11962e4b05f005d34e18b/amp?ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000067

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14128 on: October 01, 2017, 02:05:31 PM »
@Dan your senile governor is finally realizing he's not a republican
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_59d11962e4b05f005d34e18b/amp?ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000067
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Moore is a former judge who was twice removed from Alabama’s Supreme Court for violating legal standards, and Tapper noted that he has said homosexual conduct should be illegal, questioned the birthplace of former President Barack Obama and suggested Rep. Keith Ellison (D-Minn.) should not be allowed a position in Congress because he is a practicing Muslim.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14129 on: October 01, 2017, 02:26:25 PM »
@Dan your senile governor is finally realizing he's not a republican
http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_59d11962e4b05f005d34e18b/amp?ncid=tweetlnkushpmg00000067
I guess he's slower than me, I didn't vote GOP last November :P
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14130 on: October 01, 2017, 03:15:33 PM »
FTFY

And no, I'm not defending Trump, I'm just pointing out that this mayor is not a very good messenger for this. She seems to me to be focusing on trashing Trump, and political gain rather that getting things done.
Maybe she thinks that will help others help get things done.
Wake people up a bit.  She can't not say anything. They need help.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14131 on: October 01, 2017, 03:29:01 PM »
Maybe she thinks that will help others help get things done.
Wake people up a bit.  She can't not say anything. They need help.
How would it be helpful to not attend meetings with those who can help? Sounds like Booker in Newark. Who cares if you are not doing anything real as long as you very pictures in a snow plow or in the water. It got him a senatorship
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14132 on: October 01, 2017, 03:55:30 PM »
How would it be helpful to not attend meetings with those who can help? Sounds like Booker in Newark. Who cares if you are not doing anything real as long as you very pictures in a snow plow or in the water. It got him a senatorship
Lets say she is 100% wrong but we still have this: Trump is spending the weekend at the Trump National Golf Court in Bedminster, which the Independent noted is the 67th day of his presidency spent at a golf course and the 87th at one of his Trump properties. While Trump has continually taken criticism for the time he spends on the golf course — especially after Trump’s frequent attacks on Barack Obama when his predecessor would go golfing, which came at a far less frequent pace than Trump’s golf trips — this weekend the attacks have been especially sharp given the chaos unfolding in Puerto Rico in the wake of Hurricane Maria.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14133 on: October 01, 2017, 04:44:39 PM »
Lets say she is 100% wrong but we still have this: Trump is spending the weekend at the Trump National Golf Court in Bedminster, which the Independent noted is the 67th day of his presidency spent at a golf course and the 87th at one of his Trump properties. While Trump has continually taken criticism for the time he spends on the golf course — especially after Trump’s frequent attacks on Barack Obama when his predecessor would go golfing, which came at a far less frequent pace than Trump’s golf trips — this weekend the attacks have been especially sharp given the chaos unfolding in Puerto Rico in the wake of Hurricane Maria.
Agreed. Even if his presence would be a hindrance playing golf is at the very least bad optics.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14134 on: October 01, 2017, 04:45:20 PM »
Lets say she is 100% wrong but we still have this: Trump is spending the weekend at the Trump National Golf Court in Bedminster, which the Independent noted is the 67th day of his presidency spent at a golf course and the 87th at one of his Trump properties. While Trump has continually taken criticism for the time he spends on the golf course — especially after Trump’s frequent attacks on Barack Obama when his predecessor would go golfing, which came at a far less frequent pace than Trump’s golf trips — this weekend the attacks have been especially sharp given the chaos unfolding in Puerto Rico in the wake of Hurricane Maria.

+1000000

If BO did this he'd be cremated on every Republican site.

But the San Juan mayor along with the "librarian" are just looking for 5 min of Fame by bashing Trump.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14135 on: October 01, 2017, 04:53:06 PM »
But the San Juan mayor along with the "librarian" are just looking for 5 min of Fame by bashing Trump.
...but look at the bright side. We aren't talking about NFL players kneeling, sitting and now giving the black power salute during the NA.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14136 on: October 01, 2017, 07:31:54 PM »
this guy never ceases to out do himself

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14137 on: October 01, 2017, 07:39:09 PM »
this guy never ceases to out do himself
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14138 on: October 01, 2017, 08:50:18 PM »
this guy never ceases to out do himself
I'm starting to suspect that normal thinking and dialogue  is just out of touch with thw majority of Americans, amd this type of stupidity resonates with more people than you think.

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« Reply #14139 on: October 01, 2017, 08:52:04 PM »
I'm starting to suspect that normal thinking and dialogue  is just out of touch with thw majority of Americans, amd this type of stupidity resonates with more people than you think.
Sad!
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