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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Johnson
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3830363 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14180 on: October 03, 2017, 09:33:36 AM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14181 on: October 03, 2017, 10:44:07 AM »
FTFY
Isn't an m just two ns put together?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14185 on: October 04, 2017, 12:06:15 PM »
I am sure if he called him a moron he would hold a press conference to say so.  ::)

But it won't be the 1st or 100th time that "sources say" turned out to be fake news either.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14186 on: October 04, 2017, 12:11:14 PM »
But it won't be the 1st or 100th time that "sources say" turned out to be fake news either.
I will give 100 for every story you produce by the major news outlets that was false if you give me 50 for every one that I provide was true.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14187 on: October 04, 2017, 12:31:38 PM »
Does anyone believe that RT DIDN'T call him a moron?

Acomplishments aside, I can't believe that even Trump's strongest supporters didn't call him a moron at a certain point over the last 6 months.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14188 on: October 04, 2017, 12:33:26 PM »
Does anyone believe that RT DIDN'T call him a moron?

Acomplishments aside, I can't believe that even Trump's strongest supporters didn't call him a moron at a certain point over the last 6 months.
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For the record RT didn't deny he said it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14189 on: October 04, 2017, 12:42:11 PM »
Winner winner chicken dinner!!!

For the record RT didn't deny he said it.

I wouldn’t be surprised if he called him a moron but do I believe he said he was resigning?
That’s what would be news and what I’m addressing.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14190 on: October 04, 2017, 12:44:13 PM »
I wouldn’t be surprised if he called him a moron but do I believe he said he was resigning?
That’s what would be news and what I’m addressing.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14191 on: October 04, 2017, 12:47:30 PM »
Does anyone believe that RT DIDN'T call him a moron?

Acomplishments aside, I can't believe that even Trump's strongest supporters didn't call him a moron at a certain point over the last 6 months.
For that matter I can't imagine any opinionated person didn't call every single president they in their lifetime a moron or similar at some point.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14192 on: October 04, 2017, 01:49:46 PM »
For that matter I can't imagine any opinionated person didn't call every single president they in their lifetime a moron or similar at some point.
That might be true but has nothing to do with this situation.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14194 on: October 09, 2017, 12:13:21 PM »
How low is this guy going to go to try and keep the NA controversy going?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14195 on: October 09, 2017, 02:43:58 PM »
How low is this guy going to go to try and keep the NA controversy going?
probably until everyone is so confused and has no idea why they even did it in the first place
kinda weird that Kaep is so silent on the issue

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14196 on: October 09, 2017, 02:54:35 PM »
kinda weird that Kaep is so silent on the issue
He’s desperate to play again

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14197 on: October 09, 2017, 02:57:56 PM »
probably until everyone is so confused and has no idea why they even did it in the first place
...but no one cares why they are doing it. All we want to do is watch football and now we have these political stunts.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14198 on: October 09, 2017, 05:43:27 PM »
It never occurred to anybody that the former owner of the USFL NJ Generals would want to destroy the NFL?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14199 on: October 09, 2017, 05:46:08 PM »
It never occurred to anybody that the former owner of the USFL NJ Generals would want to destroy the NFL?
That's what I thought right from the start. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
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