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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3864526 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1420 on: July 29, 2016, 10:14:40 AM »
There also may be a new conservative party to come out of this election.
If there was it would've happened already

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1421 on: July 29, 2016, 10:37:52 AM »
If there was it would've happened already
That would guarantee a Hilary win. If that give themselves 4-8 years, it's more likely to gain enough traction to be a viable option.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1422 on: July 29, 2016, 10:41:41 AM »
I think Cruz can't be called toast, it's more like erev shabbos cholent. His "vote your conscious" stand will pay off in the future, if it pays off.
Now you're going into food preferences. So for the record, I love toast, which is why I fixed above to burned toast (as in totally black) which is inedible.

Erev Shabbos Cholent is approximately at its prime. As far as I am concerned the Cholent is over by the time I say הודו Shabbos morning.

His "vote your conscience" (that's the English spelling as opposed to the "vote your conscious" which is the equivalent in the other similar language commonly spoken במחוזותינו) will result in a payment, I just think that he's the one that will be paying dearly for it.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1423 on: July 29, 2016, 10:43:45 AM »
That would guarantee a Hilary win. If that give themselves 4-8 years, it's more likely to gain enough traction to be a viable option.
If you really think that an 8 year (unlikely IMHO) HRC will allow for anything but a left wing administration during our lifetime (barring a real coup or revolution), I have a bridge to sell you.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1424 on: July 29, 2016, 10:44:03 AM »
Now you're going into food preferences. So for the record, I love toast, which is why I fixed above to burned toast (as in totally black) which is inedible.

Erev Shabbos Cholent is approximately at its prime. As far as I am concerned the Cholent is over by the time I say הודו Shabbos morning.

His "vote your conscience" (that's the English spelling as opposed to the "vote your conscious" which is the equivalent in the other similar language commonly spoken במחוזותינו) will result in a payment, I just think that he's the one that will be paying dearly for it.
Excuse my spelling, blame SwiftKey.

You like raw cholent? Let me guess, you enjoy your steak well done, right?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1425 on: July 29, 2016, 10:44:30 AM »
Erev Shabbos Cholent is approximately at its prime. As far as I am concerned the Cholent is over by the time I say הודו Shabbos morning.
Dude, you need to learn to make Cholent...
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1426 on: July 29, 2016, 10:49:45 AM »
Excuse my spelling, blame SwiftKey.
Totally excused. I will actually shift the blame further up the line to Steve Jobs who is mostly at fault for lack of physical keyboards.


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You raw cholent?
חלילה! My cholent is cooked for a good few hours on Erev Shabbos.

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Let me guess, you enjoy your steak well done, right?
Now that is true culinary blasphemy! A well done steak (a.k.a twice shechted meat) won't enter into my mouth.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1428 on: July 29, 2016, 10:52:35 AM »
Dude, you need to learn to make Cholent...
I mostly have Pareve cholent, and IMHO DW makes the absolute best of that variety (Dovid Malka catering in Crown Heights takes the crown for the Fleishig variety).
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1429 on: July 29, 2016, 11:11:56 AM »
Then: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/191892967206817792

Now: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/759025610249216000

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/759027356434518016

How the hell can you vote for this guy?
As a person who voted for Bloomberg while I couldn't stand the guy (and knew that he's a liberal and just became a R in order to be able to run against the establishment D), I can fully relate to the above sequence of tweets.

Bloomberg was an EFFECTIVE mayor. I doubt anyone can dispute that. NYC is a huge diverse corporation, and takes lots of skill to run effectively.

However, towards the latter part of his second term he started to shove his Agenda down our collective throats. I don't recall if I actually held my nose and voted for him for his third term, against an even worse choice, or if I ended sitting out that election.

Now, I did hear this morning on the radio a series of audio quotes from Trump regarding his involvement in Russia or whether he ever met Putin. Whenever I hear these kinds of things it brings to mind the (in)famous quote by Clinton (WJ): "it depends what the meaning of 'is' is".
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1430 on: July 29, 2016, 11:13:15 AM »
Interesting, but for years I would turn the crock pot on right before shkia. In other words, my cholent was completely raw when Shabbos came in. But in the past year or so, mostly because of my kids, I have been making my cholent earlier and earlier so that they could have some erev shabbos.

Last night I went way out of my box and I started the cholent at midnight! It's edible now.

My wife is skeptical if it will still be good on Shabbos but I told her I would keep adding water and it would be fine.

Any thoughts?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1431 on: July 29, 2016, 11:17:12 AM »
Then: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/191892967206817792

Now: https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/759025610249216000

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/759027356434518016

How the hell can you vote for this guy?
If this causes you to say that then how are you EVER able to vote for ANYONE?!?!?!? This is so benign as to be laughable even without ExGingi's explanation. Everyone does this.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1432 on: July 29, 2016, 11:17:17 AM »
Interesting, but for years I would turn the crock pot on right before shkia. In other words, my cholent was completely raw when Shabbos came in. But in the past year or so, mostly because of my kids, I have been making my cholent earlier and earlier so that they could have some erev shabbos.

Last night I went way out of my box and I started the cholent at midnight! It's edible now.

My wife is skeptical if it will still be good on Shabbos but I told her I would keep adding water and it would be fine.

Any thoughts?
The trick is to have the right amount of Fat/oil and the right temperature. Once the beans absorb water, having the Cholent on for longer won't make a big difference.
I've been waiting over 5 years with bated breath for someone to say that!
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1433 on: July 29, 2016, 11:18:12 AM »
Interesting, but for years I would turn the crock pot on right before shkia. In other words, my cholent was completely raw when Shabbos came in. But in the past year or so, mostly because of my kids, I have been making my cholent earlier and earlier so that they could have some erev shabbos.

Last night I went way out of my box and I started the cholent at midnight! It's edible now.

My wife is skeptical if it will still be good on Shabbos but I told her I would keep adding water and it would be fine.

Any thoughts?
I always put up my cholent Thursday night and it's excellent
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1434 on: July 29, 2016, 11:19:43 AM »
I always put up my cholent Thursday night and it's excellent

I am assuming from your user name that you take your cholent pretty seriously?

Tips for keeping a Thur night cholent going strong? Remember, we make kiddush Shabbos day around 2pm or later.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1435 on: July 29, 2016, 11:22:36 AM »
I am assuming from your user name that you take your cholent pretty seriously?

Tips for keeping a Thur night cholent going strong? Remember, we make kiddush Shabbos day around 2pm or later.
You are correct
Keep it on low starting from when you first put it up. Use a cholent bag and make sure there's plenty of water outside the bag before Shabbos (and enough inside as well, but mostly the inside will stay stable once it's fully cooked as long as there's plenty of water outside the bag)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1436 on: July 29, 2016, 11:23:25 AM »
I mostly have Pareve cholent, and IMHO DW makes the absolute best of that variety (Dovid Malka catering in Crown Heights takes the crown for the Fleishig variety).
There's your problem... ;)
I am assuming from your user name that you take your cholent pretty seriously?

Tips for keeping a Thur night cholent going strong? Remember, we make kiddush Shabbos day around 2pm or later.
Although my username doesn't suggest that I take it seriously, my trick is to cook it low and slow. I let it bubble, and once the water is just a bit more than covering the Cholent I lower the crock pot so that it stays on a light simmer, you barely see bubbles. Delicious pretty much 100% of the time
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1437 on: July 29, 2016, 11:24:20 AM »
Too late. I did not use a bag. My cholent is edible right now. How do I keep it going nice until tomorrow afternoon?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1438 on: July 29, 2016, 11:27:39 AM »
Too late. I did not use a bag. My cholent is edible right now. How do I keep it going nice until tomorrow afternoon?
I stopped using bags since my Cholent doesn't fill my pot and the top of the bag would melt to the pot (I tried a few different companies, and various amounts of water), regardless that's only supposed to help with clean up. Leaving it on a low simmer with enough water should do the trick IMHO
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1439 on: July 29, 2016, 11:28:35 AM »
I stopped using bags since my Cholent doesn't fill my pot and the top of the bag would melt to the pot (I tried a few different companies, and various amounts of water), regardless that's only supposed to help with clean up. Leaving it on a low simmer with enough water should do the trick IMHO

Yasher koach.

BTW I am waiting for someone to complain that the thread about the hijacked election has been hijacked.