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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3864544 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1460 on: July 29, 2016, 01:23:25 PM »
Congress votes Trump in, or in the unlikely event the Ds take over the House, Hilary.
Or Congress picks Romney. Moot point anyway, but if there was going to be a break-off it would have happened this year.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1461 on: July 29, 2016, 01:24:03 PM »
Or Congress picks Romney.
Not in this universe.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1462 on: July 29, 2016, 01:28:33 PM »
Or Congress picks Romney. Moot point anyway, but if there was going to be a break-off it would have happened this year.
Not a chance as was so eloquently argued by so many so frequently. It was never more than a pipe dream by some delusional neocons like Bill Kristol.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1463 on: July 29, 2016, 01:30:30 PM »
Nobody's arguing that it was a pipe dream. That's why it didn't happen. And why it won't happen.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1464 on: July 29, 2016, 01:41:32 PM »
Any thoughts?
Go troll another thread?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1465 on: July 29, 2016, 02:30:25 PM »
Go troll another thread?

#CholentLoversUnitedAgainstJTZ  :P
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1467 on: July 29, 2016, 02:37:05 PM »
Go troll another thread?
You just don't understand how Cholent is so much more important than anything a President can do.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1468 on: July 29, 2016, 02:39:08 PM »
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Sorry, no. Toward the end of her speech, Mrs. Clinton said this:
 
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And we will defend all our rights, civil rights, human rights and voting rights, women’s rights and workers’ rights, LGBT rights and the rights of people with disabilities.
Without disputing the merits of any of the “rights” Mrs. Clinton enumerated, we will observe that each of them (with the possible exception of “human rights”) is an appeal to a particular voting bloc.
And what about constitutional rights? Well, Mrs. Clinton pledged that she would curtail the right of free speech: “If necessary, we will pass a constitutional amendment to overturn Citizens United!” She didn’t mention that Citizens United vindicated the right to distribute a movie critical of Hillary Clinton.
She also said: “I’m not here to repeal the Second Amendment. I’m not here to take away your guns.” Uh-huh, and there was no classified information, and Nixon was not a crook.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1469 on: July 29, 2016, 02:40:31 PM »
Nobody's arguing that it was a pipe dream. That's why it didn't happen. And why it won't happen.
The GOP is broken. A landslide loss in November, and there could be a legitimate threat of a new conservative party. *That* could shake up the gop enough to restructure into a more conservative, inclusive party. Yes, it would take years. More than 4, probably more than 8. But as long as the party remains Trumpist, they stand no chance.

But I agree, an actual viable third party? Not gonna happen, unless the dems have a breakaway progressive party.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1470 on: July 29, 2016, 02:44:43 PM »
Trump is a fluke. A passing fad. The zeh l'umas zeh or equal and opposite reaction to 8 years of Obama.
Maybe he'll win because Hillary is so incredible weak, but the party isn't going to remain Trumpist.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1471 on: July 29, 2016, 02:49:18 PM »


I mostly have Pareve cholent,
You have completely disqualified yourself

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1472 on: July 29, 2016, 02:49:25 PM »
The GOP is broken. A landslide loss in November, and there could be a legitimate threat of a new conservative party. *That* could shake up the gop enough to restructure into a more conservative, inclusive party. Yes, it would take years. More than 4, probably more than 8. But as long as the party remains Trumpist, they stand no chance.

But I agree, an actual viable third party? Not gonna happen, unless the dems have a breakaway progressive party.
The one thing that HRC is guaranteed to put major efforts into, is making sure to curtail the possibility of anyone but the Ds winning national elections.

Amnesty - Check
SCOTUS - Check
Government giveaways - Check
Repeal Citizens United but allow Union Bailouts and sweet deals (AA during WJC years, GM during BHO years) - Check

A thought just came to my mind - how about calling the Ds - Demoncrats? And by extension the Demoncrat party? Would that be a befitting name?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1473 on: July 29, 2016, 02:51:44 PM »
You have completely disqualified yourself
You are invited for a Cholent party every Erev Shabbos to experience it yourself. Don't get me wrong, I really appreciate and prefer a good Fleishig cholent, it's just that I rarely have meat from a שחיטה that I'm comfortable eating, which is why we have Pareve cholent.

A good story about what makes a good Fleishig cholent is that years ago one of my wife's friends asked her what's wrong with your husband, that friend apparently saw me at the butcher looking for meat for the cholent, and complaining that all the meat had no fat on it! I've put boneless Flanken (with as much fat as can be found), and have also enjoyed veal ribs with lots of fat in Cholent.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1474 on: July 29, 2016, 02:56:33 PM »
You are invited for a Cholent party every Erev Shabbos to experience it yourself. Don't get me wrong, I really appreciate and prefer a good Fleishig cholent, it's just that I rarely have meat from a שחיטה that I'm comfortable eating, which is why we have Pareve cholent.
Ever try fish? (I haven't)
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1475 on: July 29, 2016, 02:59:21 PM »
You are invited for a Cholent party every Erev Shabbos to experience it yourself. Don't get me wrong, I really appreciate and prefer a good Fleishig cholent, it's just that I rarely have meat from a שחיטה that I'm comfortable eating, which is why we have Pareve cholent.
I'm not saying you can't have a good parve chulent. My wife made an amazing one last week (due to some crazy vegetarian in the family ) but if your having it on regular basis

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1476 on: July 29, 2016, 03:00:18 PM »
Ever try fish? (I haven't)

In Cholent?????

Which fish? I cannot think of any fish that can be edible after a few hours of cooking. It would have to be something SUPER fatty (maybe mackerel). It would also likely break apart.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1477 on: July 29, 2016, 03:01:30 PM »
I'm not saying you can't have a good parve chulent. My wife made an amazing one last week (due to some crazy vegetarian in the family ) but if your having it on regular basis

Come over and enjoy along with me. Available from Friday around 1pm until Shabbos morning around 9:30am. Central Crown Heights location....
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1478 on: July 29, 2016, 03:11:32 PM »
I'm not saying you can't have a good parve chulent. My wife made an amazing one last week (due to some crazy vegetarian in the family ) but if your having it on regular basis
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1479 on: July 29, 2016, 03:19:58 PM »
The GOP is broken. A landslide loss in November, and there could be a legitimate threat of a new conservative party. *That* could shake up the gop enough to restructure into a more conservative, inclusive party. Yes, it would take years. More than 4, probably more than 8. But as long as the party remains Trumpist, they stand no chance.

But I agree, an actual viable third party? Not gonna happen, unless the dems have a breakaway progressive party.

Why does the new party have to be conservative?

I would prefer a strong center party which offers common sense solutions to issues and is not beholden to any elitist ringleaders. In the same fashion a D president can work with a R congress and pass a somewhat blended agenda, you can have a party representing a mix of ideas within 1 standard deviation on either side of center.

Only a minority of R's love trump and I'm sure the bulk of the D's would happily divorce the socialist kooks who are hijacking their party as well.

I'd much rather support a party which agrees with me on 80% but get it done over one who agrees 110% but serves elitists and cronies.