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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3823988 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14620 on: November 02, 2017, 07:36:59 PM »
Never seen it before but we all knew she controlled the DNC.
The assumption was just that the DNC was packed with her cronies not that it was a portion of her campaign.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14621 on: November 02, 2017, 08:07:23 PM »
The assumption was just that the DNC was packed with her cronies not that it was a portion of her campaign.
You didn't believe that did you? That's like believing Trump didn't know about the meeting with his son and the Russians.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14622 on: November 02, 2017, 08:09:36 PM »
You didn't believe that did you? That's like believing Trump didn't know about the meeting with his son and the Russians.
I did not think it was this direct and official.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14623 on: November 02, 2017, 08:11:52 PM »
I did not think it was this direct and official.
What about the 9mm+ paid to get dirt on Trump. You believe she was directly involved?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14624 on: November 02, 2017, 08:13:55 PM »
What about the 9mm+ paid to get dirt on Trump. You believe she was directly involved?
It is most likely that she signed off on it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14625 on: November 02, 2017, 08:19:02 PM »
It is most likely that she signed off on it.
So you believe she signed off on the 9mm but didn't think she was directly involved before, hmmm.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14626 on: November 02, 2017, 08:21:15 PM »
So you believe she signed off on the 9mm but didn't think she was directly involved before, hmmm.
WHo said involved. There is a difference between her having cronies who will run according to her wishes, she signed off etc. and a formal agreement that it is an arm of her campaign, signing off on every press release etc.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14627 on: November 04, 2017, 11:09:02 PM »
Seems like 2016 ain’t over yet. The garbage is just starting to float up. http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/04/politics/donna-brazile-hillary-clinton-joe-biden-report/index.html

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14630 on: November 05, 2017, 10:13:57 AM »
Seems like 2016 ain’t over yet. The garbage is just starting to float up. http://www.cnn.com/2017/11/04/politics/donna-brazile-hillary-clinton-joe-biden-report/index.html
The Trumpsters go from hating her to loving her.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14631 on: November 05, 2017, 11:32:00 AM »
Media trust going up while Trump goes down. I guess they know what an apple really is.  :)
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/americans-trust-media-more-and-they-trust-donald-trump-less-new-poll-finds-2017-10-03
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14632 on: November 05, 2017, 11:46:07 AM »
Media trust going up while Trump goes down. I guess they know what an apple really is.  :)
https://www.marketwatch.com/story/americans-trust-media-more-and-they-trust-donald-trump-less-new-poll-finds-2017-10-03


That's ok. Nobody trusts that poll

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14633 on: November 05, 2017, 11:49:09 AM »

That's ok. Nobody trusts that poll unless it is in your favor.
You forgot to complete the sentence.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14635 on: November 06, 2017, 12:11:07 PM »
And MSM with another banana.
https://www.mediaite.com/online/fact-check-twitter-loses-it-over-trumps-fish-feeding-method-but-japans-pm-dumped-food-first/

Then they wonder why people don't trust them with the important stuff when they can lie about something so trivial and provably false.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14636 on: November 06, 2017, 01:38:26 PM »
Then they wonder why people don't trust them with the important stuff when they can lie about something so trivial and provably false.
You owe me another pop that I just spit out. How can a Gullible complain about anyone lying?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14637 on: November 06, 2017, 01:51:04 PM »
You owe me another pop that I just spit out. How can a Gullible complain about anyone lying?  :)

I'd buy you a pop at Milts, if you'd ever show.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14638 on: November 06, 2017, 02:02:11 PM »
I'd buy you a pop at Milts, if you'd ever show.
You have some nerve.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14639 on: November 06, 2017, 02:09:36 PM »
You have some nerve.

A gullible accusing me of having nerve