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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3770230 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14660 on: November 07, 2017, 05:40:38 PM »
You are the one who follows his tweets
I can’t keep up with you there

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14661 on: November 07, 2017, 05:46:11 PM »
I can’t keep up with you there
Just set MSN as your default browser page.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14662 on: November 07, 2017, 06:00:24 PM »
Just set MSN as your default browser page.  :)
Why don’t you ever quote their positive stories ? :P

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14666 on: November 07, 2017, 06:57:44 PM »
Did Fusion break any laws?
Whether they or anyone in either campaign broke laws during campaign season remains to be seen. Fusion is the only ones who pleaded the fifth so far AFAIK.
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« Reply #14667 on: November 07, 2017, 07:04:00 PM »
Whether they or anyone in either campaign broke laws during campaign season remains to be seen. Fusion is the only ones who placed the fifth so far AFAIK.
I guess what I am asking is what laws do some think they broke.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14668 on: November 07, 2017, 07:07:13 PM »
I guess what I am asking is what laws do some think they broke.
Meanwhile this whole investigation doesn't seem to have any crime attached to it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14669 on: November 07, 2017, 07:12:40 PM »
Meanwhile this whole investigation doesn't seem to have any crime attached to it.
Then what's the big deal about Fusion? 
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14670 on: November 07, 2017, 07:21:01 PM »
Then what's the big deal about Fusion?
The same deal as the rest of it.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14671 on: November 07, 2017, 07:23:54 PM »
The same deal as the rest of it.
The rest of what? That HRC paid for it? I am not following.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14672 on: November 07, 2017, 08:20:57 PM »
D's turnout in Virginia to bury Trumps boy.
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« Reply #14673 on: November 07, 2017, 08:35:35 PM »
The rest of what? That HRC paid for it? I am not following.
The rest of the investigation.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14674 on: November 07, 2017, 08:41:41 PM »
Ds are on the verge of picking up 17 seats in the VA HoD and flipping that chamber.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14675 on: November 07, 2017, 08:43:15 PM »
The rest of the investigation.
The rest of what investigation?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14676 on: November 07, 2017, 08:43:59 PM »
CM, where's the party being ? :D

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« Reply #14677 on: November 07, 2017, 08:44:26 PM »
CM, where's the party being ? :D
What party?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #14679 on: November 07, 2017, 08:47:49 PM »
to celebrate
You got the wrong guy. This is one of the main reasons I harp against Trump. He is the best thing the D's have going for them. He needs top go!!!
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