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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3864020 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1480 on: July 29, 2016, 03:20:43 PM »
Crazy vegetarian? Redundant
לאו דוקא, some vegetarians might be like that on Dr. orders or something of the sort, let's be דן לכף זכות, though generally it would fall into the same category of מים אחרונים וואסער, etc.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1481 on: July 29, 2016, 03:24:56 PM »
Msg to everyone voting for Trump bec of SCOTUS.
He will nominate a hard right winger, The Dems will block it, he will be happy and nominate a fake conservative.
Remember he's a NY liberal. (And Ivanka winked at the left during her speech, reminding them that their really liberals, if you know how to spy winks).

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1482 on: July 29, 2016, 03:39:29 PM »
I'd much rather support a party which agrees with me on 80% but get it done over one who agrees 110% but serves elitists and cronies.

I would generally agree, and would even put the threshold lower than 80%, which is how I ended up voting for Bloomberg despite the fact that I could never stand him or his policies. After a while it just became too much. You cannot overlook the ARROGANCE factor (which often goes hand in hand with כפירה and lots of left wing policies).

If it wouldn't be for my fear of the SCOTUS nominations, I would probably lean towards HRC in this election, despite all the policies I oppose!

However, in THIS election I think I would take the yoooge risk and vote for Trump, if I felt that my vote could make any difference. Being a NY voter, it will not, and I will sit this election out.

How's that for being able to annoy everyone out there? Bringing up SCOTUS again, and saying that HRC might be a better leader.

At a certain point you have to remember the following: ALL forms of government are inherently CORRUPT so they will ALL serve up to cronies to one extent or another. The only form of government that has the POTENTIAL (but no guarantee, as history has shown) of not being corrupt is a מלך מבית דוד, simply because that is a G-d given right (and duty - as pointed out by Shmuel to Shoul, who was also appointed by G-d).
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1483 on: July 29, 2016, 03:59:32 PM »
Msg to everyone voting for Trump bec of SCOTUS.
He will nominate a hard right winger, The Dems will block it, he will be happy and nominate a fake conservative.
Remember he's a NY liberal. (And Ivanka winked at the left during her speech, reminding them that their really liberals, if you know how to spy winks).
We don't know who will nominate or what could happen in congress (I was suprised that the Rs were able to get away with blocking Garland).

So why don't you give us an example of who he might nominate, and how bad that might be, rather than another Sotomayor, RBG, Kagan and their ilk, which is what we will get from HRC. Also, I will go on a limb and state that if HRC gets elected, RBG retires within the next 3 years, just to guarantee a successor to her liking. We don't know what happens if Trump gets elected, but IMHO this is a clear case of ברי ושמא - שמא עדיף!

Tump is indeed a NY liberal, and so is Bloomberg.

Now how do we shift this conversation to good Schmaltz Herring?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1484 on: July 29, 2016, 04:59:40 PM »
I believe that there are more mainstream Republicans that will not vote for Trump than there are Leftist Democrats who will not vote for Hillary. If Hillary moves more right, she will attract many of these mainstream Republicans, and will probably only lose a small number of hardcore Bernie Leftists.

Here is what I think Hillary can do:

1. Keep silent on social justice issues. Stop taking sides with BLM or LGBT rights or whatever. Stop mentioning it altogether. There is nothing that irks Conservatives more than social justice pandering. People are sick of it.

2. Strongly indicate that she will not appoint a Supreme Court Justice who leans Left. Float names that Conservatives are comfortable with.

3. Speak out strongly against radical Islam, ISIS, and how she plans on eliminating the threat of terrorism using force.

4. Do a complete 180 on her immigration stance. Strongly limit immigration, and strengthen border security.

I believe if she does these things, she is guaranteed to be the next president. 

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1485 on: July 29, 2016, 05:03:18 PM »
Here is what I think Hillary can do:

1. Keep silent on social justice issues. Stop taking sides with BLM or LGBT rights or whatever. Stop mentioning it altogether. There is nothing that irks Conservatives more than social justice pandering. People are sick of it.

2. Strongly indicate that she will not appoint a Supreme Court Justice who leans Left. Float names that Conservatives are comfortable with.

3. Speak out strongly against radical Islam, ISIS, and how she plans on eliminating the threat of terrorism using force.

4. Do a complete 180 on her immigration stance. Strongly limit immigration, and strengthen border security.

I believe if she does these things, she is guaranteed to be the next president.

Just like a true Bolshevik (and just like BHO got elected and got Obamacare passed). The ends justify the means, we will get it done by faking and making it look like something else. Once we are in power (or get legislation which was designed to fail pass) we will be able to implement our true agenda.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1486 on: July 29, 2016, 05:04:58 PM »
We don't know who will nominate or what could happen in congress (I was suprised that the Rs were able to get away with blocking Garland).

So why don't you give us an example of who he might nominate, and how bad that might be, rather than another Sotomayor, RBG, Kagan and their ilk, which is what we will get from HRC. Also, I will go on a limb and state that if HRC gets elected, RBG retires within the next 3 years, just to guarantee a successor to her liking. We don't know what happens if Trump gets elected, but IMHO this is a clear case of ברי ושמא - שמא עדיף!

Tump is indeed a NY liberal, and so is Bloomberg.

Now how do we shift this conversation to good Schmaltz Herring?
Raskins or Benzis?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1487 on: July 29, 2016, 05:05:32 PM »

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1488 on: July 29, 2016, 05:19:43 PM »
I make my own.
Based on the way he makes cholent, אויס ג'ינג'ער probably makes his without fish.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1489 on: July 29, 2016, 05:22:06 PM »
Based on the way he makes cholent, אויס ג'ינג'ער probably makes his without fish.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1490 on: July 29, 2016, 05:38:26 PM »
Raskins or Benzis?
BenZ's hands down, but only the real plain old schmaltz herring, not any of the fancy flavored stuff. (though jalapeno is interesting).

I have a friend who makes his own, which is unbelievable. He gives it TLC and you can feel it in the flavor.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1491 on: July 29, 2016, 05:41:25 PM »
Based on the way he makes cholent, אויס ג'ינג'ער probably makes his without fish.
ALOL.

It's actually all about DW. She makes the Cholent, and she won't allow Herring at home. When I take my kids to a farbrengen or kiddush, she won't let them come close to her until they was hands and face with soap....

And while I can easily indulge on the onions, I would never consider it without fish (and I don't touch anything that has a drop of sugar or sweetness to it - ugh...)

And even though we are not פוילישערס I can really appreciate ואת כל דגי הים בידכם נתנו when it comes to Lakerda and some other good stuff....
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1492 on: July 29, 2016, 05:47:48 PM »
Based on the way he makes cholent, אויס ג'ינג'ער probably makes his without fish.
Rotfl

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1493 on: July 29, 2016, 06:20:47 PM »
ALOL.

It's actually all about DW. She makes the Cholent, and she won't allow Herring at home. When I take my kids to a farbrengen or kiddush, she won't let them come close to her until they was hands and face with soap....

And while I can easily indulge on the onions, I would never consider it without fish (and I don't touch anything that has a drop of sugar or sweetness to it - ugh...)

And even though we are not פוילישערס I can really appreciate ואת כל דגי הים בידכם נתנו when it comes to Lakerda and some other good stuff....
Voting Trump? Because of Hilary.
No meat? Because of the wife.
No herring? Because of the wife.
Scotus paranoia? Because of a lack of sugar.

Man up and take some responsibility in your life!

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1494 on: July 29, 2016, 06:21:43 PM »
Based on the way he makes cholent, אויס ג'ינג'ער probably makes his without fish.
Now we can branch off this important conversation to proper Yiddish translation and spelling.

IMHO my name would be more accurately written as אויסדשזינדשזי than אויס ג'ינג'ער as you spelled it. Also, there would be no valid reason to break it up into two words, on the contrary there is a tendency to combine words into one.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1495 on: July 29, 2016, 06:24:55 PM »
Voting Trump? Because of Hilary.
No meat? Because of the wife.
No herring? Because of the wife.
Scotus paranoia? Because of a lack of sugar.

Man up and take some responsibility in your life!
Get a life
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1496 on: July 29, 2016, 06:25:01 PM »
Now we can branch off this important conversation to proper Yiddish translation and spelling.

IMHO my name would be more accurately written as אויסדשזינדשזי than אויס ג'ינג'ער as you spelled it. Also, there would be no valid reason to break it up into two words, on the contrary there is a tendency to combine words into one.
Gingi is decidedly Hebrew, and should be "gingy" anyway. And as an ex, you have no right getting so worked up.

You don't have a premise to complain about my Yiddish. And besides, SwiftKey.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1497 on: July 29, 2016, 06:26:58 PM »
Voting Trump? Because of Hilary.
No meat? Because of the wife.
No herring? Because of the wife.
Scotus paranoia? Because of a lack of sugar.

Man up and take some responsibility in your life!
ROTFL

You either have a great sense of humor or some serious reading comprehension issues.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1498 on: July 29, 2016, 06:28:53 PM »
Gingi is decidedly Hebrew, and should be "gingy" anyway. And as an ex, you have no right getting so worked up.
POIDH

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You don't have a premise to complain about my Yiddish. And besides, SwiftKey.
Talking about being a man and taking responsibility....
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1499 on: July 30, 2016, 10:36:30 PM »
The GOP is broken. A landslide loss in November, and there could be a legitimate threat of a new conservative party. *That* could shake up the gop enough to restructure into a more conservative, inclusive party. Yes, it would take years. More than 4, probably more than 8. But as long as the party remains Trumpist, they stand no chance.

But I agree, an actual viable third party? Not gonna happen, unless the dems have a breakaway progressive party.
Dont dream about a landslide in Nov as some try to make you believe. Or "used" to make you believe. Even though I am afraid that at the end of the day Hillary will make it.  It will still be very close.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.