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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 1892886 times)

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #150 on: July 03, 2015, 09:34:42 AM »
This is the problem with many of these discussions. You say they are republicans because of social issues. Then you want to pick and choose only the ones that support your view. It is like quoting someone when they agree with you then saying that same person is an idiot when they don't.
I dont understand your point.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #151 on: July 03, 2015, 09:36:53 AM »
Well cut the taxes and (almost) nobody needs welfare.....
People are just left with no choices.
because history shows that when taxes were low there was little poverty.::)
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #152 on: July 03, 2015, 09:37:33 AM »
I dont understand your point.
That explains a lot about some of the posters. Talk about Stockholm Syndrome.  :)
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #154 on: July 03, 2015, 09:54:06 AM »

I genuinely did not understand your point. But now I realize you are reffering to the "jews" on welfare that are republicans. Got it.
Imo, someone can be against the welfare state while still benefiting from it. Do all liberals not take advantage of corporate tax breaks.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #155 on: July 03, 2015, 09:56:09 AM »
I genuinely did not understand your point. But now I realize you are reffering to the "jews" on welfare that are republicans. Got it.
They might claim they are republicans but I bet once they get in that booth they vote democrat. Where is Mesh when you need him?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #156 on: July 03, 2015, 10:30:07 AM »
Well cut the taxes and (almost) nobody needs welfare.....
People are just left with no choices.
Most people who need welfare don't have taxes to cut...

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #157 on: July 03, 2015, 10:57:03 AM »
This is the problem with many of these discussions. You say they are republicans because of social issues. Then you want to pick and choose only the ones that support your view. It is like quoting someone when they agree with you then saying that same person is an idiot when they don't.

I believe this is actually how people vote. Nobody that I know supports their party 100%. Some people vote only by what matters to them personally, and some vote by what matters to the country as a whole.

Many Jews are genuinely concerned about Israel. Many Jews are concerned about voting for a party that is more supportive of G-D and religion. For many Jews, these matters outweigh living on the dole, for other Jews, the dole is more important. Many observant Jews vote Republican in general elections and Democrat in local elections for this very reason.

Everyone picks and chooses. Blacks happen to be one of the most religious groups in the country and yet they voted for Obama, a Liberal secular man over Romney, a devoted religious man. In addition, unemployment affects Blacks far more than Whites, and Romney was a promising candidate to create jobs. When push came to shove, they voted for Obama by a margin of 96%, which can only be explained as a very personal choice.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #158 on: July 03, 2015, 11:10:41 AM »
...they voted for Obama, a Liberal secular man over Romney, a devoted religious man. In addition, unemployment affects Blacks far more than Whites, and Romney was a promising candidate to create jobs.
Blacks would disagree with you on both points. They would be ROFLTAO about Romney creating jobs.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #159 on: July 03, 2015, 11:11:51 AM »
I genuinely did not understand your point. But now I realize you are reffering to the "jews" on welfare that are republicans. Got it.
Imo, someone can be against the welfare state while still benefiting from it. Do all liberals not take advantage of corporate tax breaks.
You may be surprised how many frum jews will vote for Hilary (or any D). You may have to limit your statement to non-hasidic orthodox jews.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #160 on: July 03, 2015, 11:15:29 AM »
You may be surprised how many frum jews will vote for Hilary (or any D). You may have to limit your statement to non-hasidic orthodox jews.
I've yet to opine on who will vote democrat or republican, I leave that to the well informed here. All I was saying is that you can be against a policy but if its in place still benefit from it.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #161 on: July 03, 2015, 11:17:02 AM »
Blacks would disagree with you on both points. They would be ROFLTAO about Romney creating jobs.

96% would be rotflao?

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #162 on: July 03, 2015, 11:30:14 AM »
Blacks would disagree with you on both points. They would be ROFLTAO about Romney creating jobs.
I think it's perfectly clear why blacks voted for Obama-mostly for racial reasons-so don't make it sound as if they crunched job numbers or considered who is more likely to succeed in creating them. It's only whites that are racist if they vote for a guy based on his white skin color-when blacks do it it's all good. After all, racism means evil white oppression. Anything else (blacks, Hispanics, or women voting based on race or gender) is either justified or at least understandable.

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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #163 on: July 03, 2015, 11:41:46 AM »
I think it's perfectly clear why blacks voted for Obama-mostly for racial reasons-so don't make it sound as if they crunched job numbers or considered who is more likely to succeed in creating them. It's only whites that are racist if they vote for a guy based on his white skin color-when blacks do it it's all good. After all, racism means evil white oppression. Anything else (blacks, Hispanics, or women voting based on race or gender) is either justified or at least understandable.
Do you fall out of bed every Friday morning and hit your head? What the h*ll are you talking about? Where did I say why blacks voted for Obama? All I did was point out that blacks would disagree with the statements zale made about religion and jobs. If you want to talk about racism we have to go back to the clown this thread is about.
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Re: Donald Trump for president what do u think?
« Reply #164 on: July 03, 2015, 12:09:00 PM »
Do you fall out of bed every Friday morning and hit your head? What the h*ll are you talking about? Where did I say why blacks voted for Obama? All I did was point out that blacks would disagree with the statements zale made about religion and jobs. If you want to talk about racism we have to go back to the clown this thread is about.
Well you said blacks would laugh about Romney creating jobs AS IF they made an analysis of Obama vs Romney on job creation and as if job creation was what they were voting for when in the booth.
A we can talk about racism regarding blacks Hispanics and women voting based on race or gender. It's a FAR more serious issue than some comments from Donald Trump.