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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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I do vote in general, but won't be this year
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Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3851488 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15120 on: December 06, 2017, 05:55:01 PM »
What is so shocking. You think Trump didn’t do this for votes?
He did it to keep his promise to the american voters, unlike previous administrations. You have a problem with that? I don't.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15121 on: December 06, 2017, 06:13:17 PM »
What is so shocking. You think Trump didn’t do this for votes?
No.

He simply was in mood.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15122 on: December 06, 2017, 06:24:34 PM »
Gosh, I watch CNN, and Wolf Blitzer stops everything, "we have breaking news now in the Russian meddling investigation" I am holding my breath tight, waiting to hear about Trump being charged by the special council, and all I hear is again, the old dried out garbage, that was Flynn texting the Russians during the inauguration, wow, the fix is in!  We all know by know he made contacts with the Russians while Trump was president elect its old already. I really don't care if it was via meetings or texting. As said, its normal for an incoming admin to make such contacts AFTER their candidate has been elected. We are waiting to see if these stuff took place before the election was over and if there was any collusion, when that comes true talk about breaking news. Don't try to make a small stupid detail as breaking development in the Russian investigation, That is FAKE NEWS.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15123 on: December 06, 2017, 06:26:34 PM »
He did it to keep his promise to the american voters, unlike previous administrations. You have a problem with that? I don't.
He also promised to put American first. This could result in Americans put in danger. Seems you don't have a problem with that.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15124 on: December 06, 2017, 06:33:20 PM »
You can't make this stuff up. R's are complaining about double standard. They want Trump to be treated the same as HRC. They claimed HRC lied and got off the hook. So now I guess they are saying Trump lied and they want him let off the hook?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15125 on: December 06, 2017, 06:34:28 PM »
He also promised to put American first. This could result in Americans put in danger. Seems you don't have a problem with that.
Do you feel this decision is the opposite of America first ?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15126 on: December 06, 2017, 06:40:27 PM »
Do you feel this decision is the opposite of America first ?
Pulling a stun that puts Americans at risk is putting America First, NO!!!

Did he sign the waiver again?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15127 on: December 06, 2017, 06:43:10 PM »
Gosh, I watch CNN, and Wolf Blitzer
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15128 on: December 06, 2017, 06:43:38 PM »
This could result in Americans put in danger.
How?
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15129 on: December 06, 2017, 06:45:06 PM »
Pulling a stun that puts Americans at risk is putting America First, NO!!!

Did he sign the waiver again?
Does Americans at risk=opposite of America first ?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15130 on: December 06, 2017, 06:46:01 PM »
How?
I can only go on what FOX reported that embassies have been put on alert because of this announcement. Maybe they are talking about Christmas parties.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15131 on: December 06, 2017, 06:46:47 PM »
Does Americans at risk=opposite of America first ?
When it involves a stunt, yes.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15132 on: December 06, 2017, 06:47:23 PM »
Pulling a stun that puts Americans at risk is putting America First, NO!!!

Did he sign the waiver again?
Or perhaps he feels that by showing that he won't be cowered by terror he will save countless lives.

If it's the right thing it should be done, otherwise not .You don't get to pull the "Americans at risk" card here.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15133 on: December 06, 2017, 06:47:58 PM »
I can only go on what FOX reported that embassies have been put on alert because of this announcement. Maybe they are talking about Christmas parties.  :)
Embassies on alert ? That’s it ? Have you any idea how many times they’re put on alert when it comes to “America First” ? :)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15134 on: December 06, 2017, 06:50:03 PM »
Embassies on alert ? That’s it ? Have you any idea how many times they’re put on alert when it comes to “America First” ? :)
Yup that's it is just American lives at risk.  ::)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15135 on: December 06, 2017, 06:53:08 PM »
If it's the right thing it should be done, otherwise not .
Then Trump should resign if it was about doing the right thing.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15136 on: December 06, 2017, 06:53:54 PM »
Keep your shirt on & let any American who feels at risk put their 2nd amendment to use.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15137 on: December 06, 2017, 06:56:41 PM »
Then Trump should resign if it was about doing the right thing.  :)
And go back to a boring life? Even you don't really want that...
Keep your shirt on & let any American who feels at risk put their 2nd amendment to use.
Unfortunately 2nd amendment doesn't protect you on foreign soil

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15138 on: December 06, 2017, 06:58:52 PM »
Unfortunately 2nd amendment doesn't protect you on foreign soil
Or machete or whatever weapon of choice they use :)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15139 on: December 06, 2017, 07:02:16 PM »
Or machete or whatever weapon of choice they use :)
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