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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3769845 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15240 on: December 07, 2017, 08:30:09 PM »
Did I miss something. Trump assalted someone?
Yup.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15241 on: December 07, 2017, 08:31:55 PM »
You don't think a pedophile is a new low?
It is but that's not the point. The only thing that changed is the climate. Had this been 1995 we wouldn't be having this discussion

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15242 on: December 07, 2017, 08:34:14 PM »
Yup.

Not seeing anything on MSN?
I watch Fox. Tucker getting his butt kicked again right now.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15243 on: December 07, 2017, 08:36:32 PM »
I watch Fox. Tucker getting his butt kicked again right now.
About what?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15245 on: December 07, 2017, 08:46:19 PM »
One of the best female skiers the US has.
Don't worry, we're in darn good hands (I guess legs is more appropriate for skiing) with Shiffrin.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15246 on: December 07, 2017, 08:54:45 PM »
Don't worry, we're in darn good hands (I guess legs is more appropriate for skiing) with Shiffrin.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15247 on: December 07, 2017, 09:49:37 PM »
I hope they do something. This is a new low for politics.
What happened to this?

The Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 11, states: "Everyone charged with a penal offence has the right to be presumed innocent until proved guilty

So far no one has come forward with a stained blue dress.
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15248 on: December 07, 2017, 10:01:52 PM »
What happened to this?

The Universal Declaration of Human Rights, article 11, states: "Everyone charged with a penal offence has the right to be presumed innocent until proved guilty

So far no one has come forward with a stained blue dress.
This is how far gone you are. Monica herself said it was consensual. Putting that aside he was a scumbag and obstructed justice.

We are not talking about sending people to jail on these accusations. What everyone is saying when you have so many accusations against the person you have to decide who is more believable. If you believe the accusers you remove the person from his/her post. The D's finally got the message. Now we the R's who always claim the high ground to do the same with the pedophile and others. If you weren't so blinded by Trump you would be doing the same.



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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15249 on: December 07, 2017, 10:04:22 PM »
This is how far gone you are. Monica herself said it was consensual. Putting that aside he was a scumbag and obstructed justice.

We are not talking about sending people to jail on these accusations. What everyone is saying when you have so many accusations against the person you have to decide who is more believable. If you believe the accusers you remove the person from his/her post. The D's finally got the message. Now we the R's who always claim the high ground to do the same with the pedophile and others. If you weren't so blinded by Trump you would be doing the same.
+1

When you are a star they let you do it......

We are not talking about criminal charges which need to be proven beyond a reasonable doubt rather a judgment of the voters.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15250 on: December 08, 2017, 12:35:46 AM »
Someone should teach this fool that participating in the Olympics was never and should never be about representing the current President, or partisan politics, it's always been and always should be about representing the people of the country.
Just wanted to come back to this for a second. I had a feeling when I first read that the whole transcript would shed some light here. After all, this was an interview, and she was probably asked a question before her money quote reply. Well, here it is:

“You've previously competed at three Olympic games under two presidents. How will it feel competing at an Olympic games for a United States whose president is Donald Trump?”

She did state that she wouldn't visit the WH after the olympics (also in response to a direct question on the subject), but sh'es hardly the first to come out and say or do that - nor will she likely be the last.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15251 on: December 08, 2017, 02:26:26 AM »
Just wanted to come back to this for a second. I had a feeling when I first read that the whole transcript would shed some light here. After all, this was an interview, and she was probably asked a question before her money quote reply. Well, here it is:

“You've previously competed at three Olympic games under two presidents. How will it feel competing at an Olympic games for a United States whose president is Donald Trump?”

She did state that she wouldn't visit the WH after the olympics (also in response to a direct question on the subject), but sh'es hardly the first to come out and say or do that - nor will she likely be the last.

So basically just more #FakeNews
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15252 on: December 08, 2017, 10:07:39 AM »

We are not talking about sending people to jail on these accusations. What everyone is saying when you have so many accusations against the person you have to decide who is more believable. If you believe the accusers you remove the person from his/her post. The D's finally got the message. Now we the R's who always claim the high ground to do the same with the pedophile and others. If you weren't so blinded by Trump you would be doing the same.
agree. I dont believe for one second that the dems got the message, they are doing this for political reasons. However, that does not matter, at the end of the day they are doing the right thing (even for the wrong reasons) and it is time for the R's to do the right thing too. If you tell me that they have a plan to replace Moore after he wins then I can live with that but if they are planning on just letting him sit then that is a major problem.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15253 on: December 08, 2017, 10:11:20 AM »
You just can't make this stuff up . This is the same thinking process Trump has.

At a campaign event earlier this year, an audience member asked Moore for his opinion on when the last time America was "great." Moore responded: "I think it was great at the time when families were united—even though we had slavery—they cared for one another…. Our families were strong, our country had a direction."
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15254 on: December 08, 2017, 10:15:26 AM »
You just can't make this stuff up . This is the same thinking process Trump has.

At a campaign event earlier this year, an audience member asked Moore for his opinion on when the last time America was "great." Moore responded: "I think it was great at the time when families were united—even though we had slavery—they cared for one another…. Our families were strong, our country had a direction."

Moore is like a politician character The Onion writers scrapped because it was too implausible to be good satire.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15255 on: December 08, 2017, 11:56:24 AM »
Oh oops, I did forge the yearbook after all.  But the rest is true, don't worry

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15256 on: December 08, 2017, 01:12:22 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15259 on: December 08, 2017, 01:28:38 PM »
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