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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3856513 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15400 on: December 12, 2017, 10:09:37 PM »
Should be 70% D, could put Jones over the top.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15401 on: December 12, 2017, 10:10:52 PM »
Jefferson County chief election rep on phone with CNN, has results that will push Jones well over the top.
This thing is over.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15402 on: December 12, 2017, 10:14:59 PM »
Montgomery county also.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15403 on: December 12, 2017, 10:15:23 PM »
NYT at 84% for Jones.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15404 on: December 12, 2017, 10:19:59 PM »
89% and rising the same as Trumps blood pressure.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15405 on: December 12, 2017, 10:22:11 PM »
Needle is pegged!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15406 on: December 12, 2017, 10:23:56 PM »
NYT at 84% for Jones.
95% now..

Why aren't they calling the election?
89% and rising the same as Trumps blood pressure.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15407 on: December 12, 2017, 10:24:53 PM »
FOX calls it, JONES!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15409 on: December 12, 2017, 10:26:16 PM »
The fact that it was even this close is sad

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15410 on: December 12, 2017, 10:28:24 PM »
The fact that it was even this close is sad
They followed the Steinem rule
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15411 on: December 12, 2017, 10:28:54 PM »
Trump the biggest loser...he lost to twice in Alabama...

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15412 on: December 12, 2017, 10:29:08 PM »
The fact that it was even this close is sad
Why is that?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15413 on: December 12, 2017, 10:29:54 PM »
Trump the biggest loser...he lost to twice in Alabama...
I wish I could blame him but he was a non-issue.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15414 on: December 12, 2017, 10:33:02 PM »
Any chance the republicans get Al Franken’s seat? Who takes him over?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15415 on: December 12, 2017, 10:33:41 PM »

interestingly drudge has been anti Moore

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15416 on: December 12, 2017, 10:33:47 PM »
Why is that?
Even with all of the accusations, Moore almost won. Well over half a million people voted for him. Scary.
GOP would have come out looking much better if they backed a different candidate, even though Moore probably had the best chance. I guess it was too close for them not to back him because then it def would have split the vote.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15417 on: December 12, 2017, 10:34:08 PM »
May this be the beginning of many losses for Trump.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15418 on: December 12, 2017, 10:34:27 PM »
Is tax reform over

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15419 on: December 12, 2017, 10:36:15 PM »
Even with all of the accusations, Moore almost won. Well over half a million people voted for him. Scary.
GOP would have come out looking much better if they backed a different candidate, even though Moore probably had the best chance. I guess it was too close for them not to back him because then it def would have split the vote.
The voters had a tough choice. Do they vote for an accused pedophile or someone who wants to kill the unborn.
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