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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3856952 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15480 on: December 13, 2017, 07:04:52 PM »
AG, AAG, FBI director and Muller are all life long R's. No amount of #fakenews is going stop Muller's investigation!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15481 on: December 13, 2017, 07:06:42 PM »
I wonder if Franken realized this morning that he isn't resigning after all.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15483 on: December 13, 2017, 07:15:04 PM »
AG, AAG, FBI director and Muller are all life long R's. No amount of #fakenews is going stop Muller's investigation!!!
Who is talking about his investigation?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15484 on: December 13, 2017, 07:16:19 PM »
Who is talking about his investigation?
I guess you been living under a rock the last couple of months?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15485 on: December 14, 2017, 03:04:52 AM »
Hence why I'm hopeful that the tide is turning now.

Would Trump have won in this post Weinstein era? People are realizing that character matters.
Since no one thought that Trump will win pre Weinstein, we can simply speculate...

Additionally, Trumps election is part of a movement that has declined over the last year with all the craziness that's been going on.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15490 on: December 14, 2017, 09:41:04 AM »
I'm confused..it wasn't the African American vote??
Combination of factors.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15492 on: December 14, 2017, 09:52:10 AM »
https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-fbis-trump-insurance-1513210929

They were saying how they need to be in the FBI to destroy Trump. That makes for an unbias investgator ::)
Democrats and the media (and CM) are accusing anyone who criticizes special counsel Robert Mueller as Trumpian conspirators trying to undermine his probe. But who needs critics when Mr. Mueller’s team is doing so much to undermine its own credibility?
Wednesday’s revelations—they’re coming almost daily—include the Justice Department’s release of 2016 text messages to and from Peter Strzok, the FBI counterintelligence agent whom Mr. Mueller demoted this summer. The texts, which he exchanged with senior FBI lawyer Lisa Page, contain expletive-laced tirades against Mr. Trump. Such Trump hatred is no surprise and not by itself disqualifying. More troubling are texts that suggest that some FBI officials may have gone beyond antipathy to anti-Trump plotting.
“I want to believe the path you threw out for consideration in Andy’s office—that there’s no way [Trump] gets elected—but I’m afraid we can’t take that risk,” Mr. Strzok wrote Ms. Page in an Aug. 15, 2016 text. He added: “It’s like an insurance policy in the unlikely event you die before you’re 40.”
What “policy” would that be? The “Andy” in question is Andrew McCabe, the deputy FBI director. FBI officials are allowed to have political opinions, but what kind of action were they discussing that would amount to anti-Trump “insurance”?
In another exchange that month, Ms. Page forwarded a Trump-related article and wrote: “Maybe you’re meant to stay where you are because you’re meant to protect the country from that menace.” He thanked her and assured: “Of course I’ll try and approach it that way.” Mr. Strzok, recall, is the man who changed the words “grossly negligent” to “extremely careless” in James Comey’s July 2016 public exoneration of Hillary Clinton’s emails.
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The man who should be most disturbed by all this is Mr. Mueller, who wants his evidence and conclusions to be credible with the public. Evidence is building instead that some officials at the FBI—who have worked for him—may have interfered in an American presidential election. Congress needs to insist on its rights as a co-equal branch of government to discover the truth.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15494 on: December 14, 2017, 09:54:26 AM »
Maybe we should look back at how many lies of the year turned out to be true.
I think even you'll agree that at the very least, none of the pre-Trump stuff turned out that way.

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2017/dec/12/look-back-lie-year-2009-2016/

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15496 on: December 14, 2017, 10:09:43 AM »
I think even you'll agree that at the very least, none of the pre-Trump stuff turned out that way.

http://www.politifact.com/truth-o-meter/article/2017/dec/12/look-back-lie-year-2009-2016/
Don't forget, of course, that the 2013 lie of the year was pushed as the truth by the opinion checkers at Politifact.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15497 on: December 14, 2017, 10:23:20 AM »
https://www.wsj.com/articles/the-fbis-trump-insurance-1513210929

They were saying how they need to be in the FBI to destroy Trump. That makes for an unbias investgator ::)
Democrats and the media (and CM) are accusing anyone who criticizes special counsel Robert Mueller as Trumpian conspirators trying to undermine his probe. But who needs critics when Mr. Mueller’s team is doing so much to undermine its own credibility?
Wednesday’s revelations—they’re coming almost daily—include the Justice Department’s release of 2016 text messages to and from Peter Strzok, the FBI counterintelligence agent whom Mr. Mueller demoted this summer. The texts, which he exchanged with senior FBI lawyer Lisa Page, contain expletive-laced tirades against Mr. Trump. Such Trump hatred is no surprise and not by itself disqualifying. More troubling are texts that suggest that some FBI officials may have gone beyond antipathy to anti-Trump plotting.
“I want to believe the path you threw out for consideration in Andy’s office—that there’s no way [Trump] gets elected—but I’m afraid we can’t take that risk,” Mr. Strzok wrote Ms. Page in an Aug. 15, 2016 text. He added: “It’s like an insurance policy in the unlikely event you die before you’re 40.”
What “policy” would that be? The “Andy” in question is Andrew McCabe, the deputy FBI director. FBI officials are allowed to have political opinions, but what kind of action were they discussing that would amount to anti-Trump “insurance”?
In another exchange that month, Ms. Page forwarded a Trump-related article and wrote: “Maybe you’re meant to stay where you are because you’re meant to protect the country from that menace.” He thanked her and assured: “Of course I’ll try and approach it that way.” Mr. Strzok, recall, is the man who changed the words “grossly negligent” to “extremely careless” in James Comey’s July 2016 public exoneration of Hillary Clinton’s emails.
........
The man who should be most disturbed by all this is Mr. Mueller, who wants his evidence and conclusions to be credible with the public. Evidence is building instead that some officials at the FBI—who have worked for him—may have interfered in an American presidential election. Congress needs to insist on its rights as a co-equal branch of government to discover the truth.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #15499 on: December 14, 2017, 10:26:59 AM »
Reading the list it seems they don't play favorites.
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