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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3839853 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16101 on: January 09, 2018, 11:08:38 AM »
Not okay but willing to overlook
Is that any better?
If someone is a raving anti-Semite and I say I am not OK with it but I willing to overlook it does that make it any better?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16102 on: January 09, 2018, 11:15:22 AM »
Is that any better?
If someone is a raving anti-Semite and I say I am not OK with it but I willing to overlook it does that make it any better?
It is still not the same. One is that someone is not bothered at all and the other is that someone isn't bother enough for it to override the other advantages or that they are still better than any of the alternatives.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16103 on: January 09, 2018, 03:23:08 PM »
President wants to bring back "pork barrel politics". I guess this is why some question his sanity.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16104 on: January 09, 2018, 03:29:11 PM »
Trump vs Oprah

That would be one to see!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16105 on: January 09, 2018, 03:46:50 PM »
Trump vs Oprah

That would be one to see!!!
better than trump vs rosie?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16106 on: January 09, 2018, 03:50:52 PM »
better than trump vs rosie?
Depends what you want to see.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16107 on: January 09, 2018, 04:02:39 PM »
Trump vs Oprah

That would be one to see!!!
What are the numbers ?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16108 on: January 09, 2018, 04:07:20 PM »
What are the numbers ?
You mean like real billions against fake billions?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16109 on: January 09, 2018, 04:08:18 PM »
You mean like real billions against fake billions?  :)
The betting numbers. What else ?

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16110 on: January 09, 2018, 04:09:37 PM »
I just used one of my forks. To bad SB.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16111 on: January 09, 2018, 04:12:45 PM »
Depends what you want to see.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16112 on: January 09, 2018, 04:20:13 PM »
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16113 on: January 09, 2018, 06:04:54 PM »
No need to go off the deep end hear. Just his comments he has made about women over the years shows he is a vile (VP wife description not mine) human being. If you are OK with this type of person being our president that is your right. What you don't have a right to is to twist the facts to make him seem like a decent human being.
I don't see him any worse than Clinton. The fact of the matter is that the people doing the name calling now have no issue with Bill and are busy with the great 90's. Why the double standard? Especially with such an amazing 2017!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16114 on: January 09, 2018, 06:08:22 PM »
I don't see him any worse than Clinton. The fact of the matter is that the people doing the name calling now have no issue with Bill and are busy with the great 90's. Why the double standard? Especially with such an amazing 2017!
I have an issue with both and always have. WHat does whether or not it was an amazing 2017 have to do with anything?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16115 on: January 09, 2018, 06:22:15 PM »
I don't see him any worse than Clinton. The fact of the matter is that the people doing the name calling now have no issue with Bill and are busy with the great 90's. Why the double standard? Especially with such an amazing 2017!
You got the wrong guy. BC was a scumbag!!!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16116 on: January 09, 2018, 06:31:36 PM »
I have an issue with both and always have. WHat does whether or not it was an amazing 2017 have to do with anything?
What matters most to me in a president is delivering results. Unfortunately in today's age given the swamp we need someone with gut and gall to get things done. These traits usually don't show up in the finest people but as said it's not really what matters to many when looking for a president

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16117 on: January 09, 2018, 06:34:34 PM »
You got the wrong guy. BC was a scumbag!!!

Coach Boone said it best: "I may be a mean cuss. But I'm the same mean cuss with everybody out there..."
Yay! So wait out a few years and assuming Donald continues his way and doesn't fall out to the establishment you will have a such a great Amaerica that you'll forget about his erroneous past!

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16118 on: January 09, 2018, 06:36:23 PM »
Unfortunately in today's age given the swamp we need someone with gut and gall to get things done.
Talk about getting the wool pulled over your eyes.
President wants to bring back "pork barrel politics".
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16119 on: January 09, 2018, 06:38:04 PM »
Yay! So wait out a few years and assuming Donald continues his way and doesn't fall out to the establishment you will have a such a great Amaerica that you'll forget about his erroneous past!
One where you can grab women by the p*ssy and no one will care. NO THANK YOU!!!
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