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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
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As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


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Clinton
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Johnson
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I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
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Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 710340 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16202 on: January 11, 2018, 08:31:31 AM »
Hosted by BC, Trump, Franken and Weinstein
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16203 on: January 11, 2018, 08:37:25 AM »
Thats my point as most shows are.
Most consider themselves news. Hannity only admitted that his show is opinion because of the criticism of him not being even handed about Trump.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16204 on: January 11, 2018, 08:44:06 AM »
Most consider themselves news. Hannity only admitted that his show is opinion because of the criticism of him not being even handed about Trump.
Lets take the opposite of Hannity, Rachel Maddow. She claims her show is a news show? As in part of the news department?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16205 on: January 11, 2018, 11:07:35 AM »
Just like in the meeting the other day within minutes he flip flops on a major issue. This time he slams FISA then minutes later says we need it. As usual the R's are standing at the alter with no idea who is going to show. This is why people question his mental capacity.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16206 on: January 11, 2018, 01:47:52 PM »
The guy lies every night I watch him. So no he can't be believed because of his track record.
What, for example, was the lie last night? And what was it two nights ago?
You can say what you think when you think what you say.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16207 on: January 11, 2018, 01:49:24 PM »
What, for example, was the lie last night? And what was it two nights ago?
How about I watch him tonight and let you know? This will be painful but I am guessing I won't have to watch long.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16208 on: January 11, 2018, 01:55:48 PM »
Should Trump sit down Muller and answer his question?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16209 on: January 11, 2018, 02:57:23 PM »
Should Trump sit down Muller and answer his question?

Not sure why he qualifies with under oath.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16211 on: January 11, 2018, 03:24:05 PM »
Just like in the meeting the other day within minutes he flip flops on a major issue. This time he slams FISA then minutes later says we need it. As usual the R's are standing at the alter with no idea who is going to show. This is why people question his mental capacity.
Didn't hear either part, but on the face of it the two are not mutually exclusive. FISA may be needed but may be in serious need of fixing.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16212 on: January 11, 2018, 03:52:00 PM »
Not sure why he qualifies with under oath.
Because he is ignorant of the law. FOX talking heads said the same thing. Trump was even crying that HRC wasn't under oath.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16213 on: January 11, 2018, 03:53:27 PM »
Didn't hear either part, but on the face of it the two are not mutually exclusive. FISA may be needed but may be in serious need of fixing.
Except he was probably watching FOX and friends then made the stupid tweet.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16214 on: January 11, 2018, 05:35:54 PM »
President describes immigrants as coming from “shithole countries”. Wonder which countries he is taking about? I am sure this wasn’t a racist comment.
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