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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3831862 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16420 on: January 17, 2018, 12:16:52 PM »
FOX now reporting that AP is reporting Bannon's lawyer was talking in real-time with WH lawyers on what he could answer.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16421 on: January 17, 2018, 12:20:53 PM »
Now Trump's son. They sure are trying hard. Maybe to hard?  :)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16422 on: January 17, 2018, 12:25:17 PM »
There is nothing in Judaism you just have to accept even though you don't understand it?
THere may be things which I do not have the answer o why I should believe it, but I fully believe that the answer exists. I have never asked why should I believe a basic tenet of Judaism and been left with nothing more than a jsut believe we can't understand. I think you can attest that I ask a lot of questions.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16423 on: January 17, 2018, 12:30:41 PM »
Are the Fake News Awards still on shedule for today or was that just #fakenews?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16424 on: January 17, 2018, 12:36:05 PM »
THere may be things which I do not have the answer o why I should believe it, but I fully believe that the answer exists.
Faith?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16425 on: January 17, 2018, 01:11:00 PM »
FOX now reporting that AP is reporting Bannon's lawyer was talking in real-time with WH lawyers on what he could answer.
Confirmed by WH deputy press secretary!!!
WOW!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16427 on: January 17, 2018, 01:22:11 PM »
Faith?
Experience that whenever I dug enough I did get a good answer. The first sentence was very connected to the second.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16428 on: January 17, 2018, 01:23:13 PM »
Feelings don't care about your facts

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16429 on: January 17, 2018, 01:24:05 PM »
Experience that whenever I dug enough I did get a good answer. The first sentence was very connected to the second.
Are you saying that if you dig deep enough everything in Judaism can be explained?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16430 on: January 17, 2018, 01:24:53 PM »

Classic example of head buried in the sand.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16431 on: January 17, 2018, 01:29:26 PM »
Are you saying that if you dig deep enough everything in Judaism can be explained?
That is very different then a question of why I should believe a basic aspect. On that the answer is that yes, I do think that it can all be answered. Can we explain everything G-d does? of course not.
On a question of why I should believe a basic aspect? Never. Some answers were imperfect but never blind faith. Maybe I just didn't ask the right questions.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16432 on: January 17, 2018, 01:30:46 PM »
Classic example of head buried in the sand.
Not at all, take a look at his site, the Daily Wire for the context. He did not mean it as a compliment.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16435 on: January 17, 2018, 01:57:56 PM »
Not at all, take a look at his site, the Daily Wire for the context. He did not mean it as a compliment.
I don't care if he meant it as a compliment or not. Anyone who believes everything this President does is priced in has his head buried in the sand. No one knows what this wacko is going to do next.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16437 on: January 17, 2018, 02:00:40 PM »


I don't care if he meant it as a compliment or not. Anyone who believes everything this President does is priced in has his head buried in the sand.

But on the same line..yes it will be the same results

No one knows what this wacko is going to do next.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16438 on: January 17, 2018, 02:03:53 PM »
17.5 million per job? just give me the cash
thats Bernie math
Planned capital expenditures in the US, investments in American manufacturing over five years and a record tax payment upon repatriation of overseas profits will account for approximately $75 billion of Apple's direct contribution.

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Growing Apple's US Operations

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16439 on: January 17, 2018, 02:05:45 PM »
But on the same line..yes it will be the same results
I don't buy that. Yes the 30+% will never turn no matter what he does. As he claimed he could shoot someone in broad daylight and they would still support him.
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