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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3849443 times)

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16440 on: January 17, 2018, 02:26:23 PM »
No one knows what this wacko is going to do next.
So you agree with him.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16441 on: January 17, 2018, 02:30:05 PM »
So you agree with him.
No because he seems to be saying it will make no difference and if that is the case he has his head buried in the sand.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16442 on: January 17, 2018, 02:41:38 PM »
So Trump is 6'2" and 240 lbs. He is considered in excellent health. How about the football SOB's that are the same height and weight? What shape are they in?  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16443 on: January 17, 2018, 02:44:49 PM »
No because he seems to be saying it will make no difference and if that is the case he has his head buried in the sand.
The vast majority of these types of thing won't. Does that mean there is nothing which will make a difference, of course not, but it would take something really big since no one would be shocked by much.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16444 on: January 17, 2018, 02:45:44 PM »
So Trump is 6'2" and 240 lbs. He is considered in excellent health. How about the football SOB's that are the same height and weight? What shape are they in?  :)
Muscle is more dense than fat.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16445 on: January 17, 2018, 03:01:07 PM »
Muscle is more dense than fat.
...and the sky is blue. What does that have to do with what I asked?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16446 on: January 17, 2018, 03:02:42 PM »
...and the sky is blue. What does that have to do with what I asked?
When they play football and the sky is blue then they will get vitamin D from the sun.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16447 on: January 17, 2018, 03:20:16 PM »
Pretty sad when the President doesn't even know what to do when the colors are presented.

Great honor for a great man that served this great country, Senator Dole!!!
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16448 on: January 17, 2018, 03:29:26 PM »
There’s another reason the media are labeling Trump himself racist: This alleviates the requirement to honestly assess his actions and statements. Rather than analyzing whether a given statement is racist, or whether it could be interpreted otherwise, the media simply use Trump’s alleged racism as a skeleton key answering every question. Trump says he wants immigration restrictions? It must be racism. He slams radical Islamic terrorism? Racism. He condemns violence in inner cities? Racism. Each of those statements could more plausibly be read as non-racist, but the charge of racism papers over all shoddy analysis.

Read more at: http://www.nationalreview.com/article/455467/media-call-trump-racist-what-end

There are some very good points there that some here would do well to internalize.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16449 on: January 17, 2018, 03:35:55 PM »
So Trump is 6'2" and 240239 lbs. He is considered in excellent health. How about the football SOB's that are the same height and weight? What shape are they in?  :)
FTFY. 240 would qualify him as obese, and we can't have that.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16450 on: January 17, 2018, 03:38:05 PM »
FTFY. 240 would qualify him as obese, and we can't have that.
But I just seen him eat two Big Mac's.  :)
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16451 on: January 17, 2018, 03:42:04 PM »
There are some very good points there that some here would do well to internalize.
The problem is the way he looks at things.
Example: Trump says he wants immigration restrictions? It must be racism.
No that is not true. Wanting immigrants from a white country and not from shithole countries is racist.

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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16452 on: January 17, 2018, 03:44:58 PM »
Not cool taking shots at the president at a ceremony honoring a great senator. Shame on you Pelosi.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16453 on: January 17, 2018, 03:48:36 PM »
The problem is the way he looks at things.
Example: Trump says he wants immigration restrictions? It must be racism.
No that is not true. Wanting immigrants from a white country and not from shithole countries is racist.


How about not wanting to apply favoritism to s********** countries and wanting a merit based system from everywhere equally?
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16454 on: January 17, 2018, 03:54:06 PM »
How about not wanting to apply favoritism to s********** countries and wanting a merit based system from everywhere equally?
Then say that and no need to single out so-called shithole countries. I like many Americans can trace our family immigrating from what would be considered at the time as shithole countries.
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« Reply #16455 on: January 17, 2018, 03:55:18 PM »
Then say that and no need to single out so-called shithole countries. I like many Americans can trace our family immigrating from what would be considered at the time as shithole countries.
Maybe he did? That is what the WH has been saying.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16456 on: January 17, 2018, 03:57:13 PM »
Maybe he did? That is what the WH has been saying.
Maybe the sun won't come up tomorrow. Get real here.
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« Reply #16457 on: January 17, 2018, 03:58:11 PM »
Maybe the sun won't come up tomorrow. Get real here.
Can you give me a reason not to think that is what he meant or the context in which it was said?
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« Reply #16458 on: January 17, 2018, 04:00:49 PM »
Can you give me a reason not to think that is what he meant?
Oh you are saying that he meant one thing but said another?
The reason I don't buy it is because he is a Good Old Boy Racist.
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Re: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #16459 on: January 17, 2018, 04:05:12 PM »
I don't buy that. Yes the 30+% will never turn no matter what he does. As he claimed he could shoot someone in broad daylight and they would still support him.
There are many ppl that think of him the way way you do but support his agenda. They will call him out ( as many Rs do although they have been silent on this one ) but won't isolate him or impeach him for it.
So Trump is 6'2" and 240 lbs. He is considered in excellent health. How about the football SOB's that are the same height and weight? What shape are they in?  :)
Muscle is more dense than fat.
This is muscle 101

https://www.livestrong.com/article/438693-a-pound-of-fat-vs-a-pound-of-muscle/