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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3832699 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1700 on: August 03, 2016, 01:18:44 PM »
Thanks for the wiki... that just saved me reading through all those pages.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1701 on: August 03, 2016, 01:36:52 PM »
Wow... I am thrilled that I made the wiki (though I'm surprised that I came across that way)
I'm an optimist; but only because life isn't going to give me any other good choices.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1702 on: August 03, 2016, 01:37:29 PM »
JJ's wiki should win a freaking Pulitzer.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1703 on: August 03, 2016, 02:06:23 PM »
there should be a google sheet where you rate your #NEVER______ and compare it to your candidate on issues like:

Guns
Has respect Gold Star Family
Foreign Policy
Benghazi
Emails
TTP
Border
Abortion
Drugs
Tax
Education
LGBT
Anti- LGBT
Does Radical Islam Exist
is Islam a threat
Handling National Security
Freedom of Speech/Internet

See what you score

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vJCYVZakOySJ_Gqp4KSyQU69CuhFmWkIl9h3Rn3zGpI/edit?usp=sharing

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1704 on: August 03, 2016, 02:11:08 PM »
there should be a google sheet where you rate your #NEVER______ and compare it to your candidate on issues like:

Guns
Has respect Gold Star Family
Foreign Policy
Benghazi
Emails
TTP
Border
Abortion
Drugs
Tax
Education
LGBT
Anti- LGBT
Does Radical Islam Exist
is Islam a threat
Handling National Security
Freedom of Speech/Internet

See what you score

https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1vJCYVZakOySJ_Gqp4KSyQU69CuhFmWkIl9h3Rn3zGpI/edit?usp=sharing

It's TPP.

Also it doesn't make sense to give equal weighting to issues that are of less importance.
Add a column for importance.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1705 on: August 03, 2016, 02:27:38 PM »
It's TPP.

Also it doesn't make sense to give equal weighting to issues that are of less importance.
Add a column for importance.

feel free to edit,
my point was that people get lost/infected by the media news, on side issues and you forget what  you want and based on that you should vote (its in JS bcz our votes mostly dont matter anyhow so...)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1708 on: August 03, 2016, 04:13:12 PM »
A more articulate elaboration of what I have been saying here, but not sure if I agree with his characterization of 1998-99. I was out of the country during most of that episode. I would also consider Dem's blind defense of IRS and Clinto email more relevant to that.

See the article for context.

Coup Coup G'joo
James Taranto, WSJ

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It’s curious that in his coup piece Kirchick never mentions the obvious political remedies for the hypothetical crisis—congressional oversight and, if worse comes to worst, impeachment (against which Trump purchased no insurance when he chose a solid, conventional politician as his running mate).
Mrs. Clinton, by contrast, would be unimpeachable, though not in the more common sense of that term. House and Senate Democrats made clear in 1998-99 that they will not remove a President Clinton from office for abuse of power. In addition to her party’s congressional caucuses, she could generally count on support from most of the media and the administrative state and very soon, given the current vacancy and the actuarial tables, from the Supreme Court. All of these institutions would tend to be adversarial toward Trump in the event that he abused presidential power.
That is why, even though (and also because) Trump is more unpredictable than Mrs. Clinton, we find her more worrisome. And while we can imagine a situation in which a military coup would be preferable to the alternative—as we could in September 2015—we rate the probability of such a scenario very low, the presidential nominees notwithstanding.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1710 on: August 03, 2016, 04:31:45 PM »
Very cute
+1 but he sounding more and more like a 5 year old (and I'll probably still vote for him. That's how bad our options are)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1711 on: August 03, 2016, 06:01:51 PM »
Clinton+10 in Fox News poll. She's outperforming Obama '12 in every major cat, including whites without a degree https://t.co/hB0s4TSKYo

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1712 on: August 03, 2016, 06:08:58 PM »
LOL

If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1714 on: August 03, 2016, 08:27:58 PM »
LOL


I don't get it. She pretty clearly says, we aren't going to raise taxes on the middle class. The poster seems to have mistaken that for 'are'.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1715 on: August 03, 2016, 08:32:25 PM »
JJ's wiki should win a freaking Pulitzer.
Get back to your cholent!  :D

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1716 on: August 03, 2016, 08:32:55 PM »
I don't get it. She pretty clearly says, we aren't going to raise taxes on the middle class. The poster seems to have mistaken that for 'are'.

Well I heard the opposite pretty clearly.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1717 on: August 03, 2016, 08:33:08 PM »
I don't get it. She pretty clearly says, we aren't going to raise taxes on the middle class. The poster seems to have mistaken that for 'are'.

it's about what she says before that.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1718 on: August 03, 2016, 08:37:19 PM »
I don't get it. She pretty clearly says, we aren't going to raise taxes on the middle class. The poster seems to have mistaken that for 'are'.
I heard "are" the first time, but you're right, it's clearly aren't.
If you don't care why would you comment?
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1719 on: August 03, 2016, 08:40:22 PM »
I heard "are" the first time, but you're right, it's clearly aren't.
I also heard "are" first. I think it's because we read the title of the video before hearing it.