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Trump walks in a room.

1. Moshe123 shoots at him because he is pure evil, 2. ilherman+hachover jump in front of the bullets because Trump is our savior. 3. aygart tackles Moshe123 because Trump is better than HRC, 4. but Baruch can't stand Trump so he tells aygart he's crazy and Trump is a madman. 5. ExGingi would like to point out that who cares what he is, all that matters is the supreme court nominations. 6. Dan and others aren't really sure how this makes them feel plus they don't really want to drink poison. 7. Spoiler alert: Moshe123's gun was empty, it was just a blank.

And Freddie is in the back of the room just cooking his cholent. Until he announces that there are TWO menu choices, Pareve Cholent or Vegetable Lasagna. While etech0 figured out that they are both poisoned.


Repeat x100.

And then Hilary walks into the room with the most confidence a candidate has had in recent history. She is so confident that she eats both the Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna. Everyone is the room is aghast, they don't know how this happened, could it be Comey is behind this poisoning or was it that her Obamacare premiums were to high to get her the help she needed.

Everyone stared as she choked and was cast into oblivion on November, 8, 2016 the last day she was heard from in the public eye.

Moshe123, ilherman, hachover, Baruch, ExGingi, Dan, Freddie, etech0, and the rest of America are in total shock and hope that so long as Trump doesn't eat any Pareve Cholent and Vegetable Lasagna and stays true to his supreme court nominees this may be the greatest thing to happen since the CSR and GC's.

But remember this may be the beginning of the end...

P.S. Thanks to cognitive dissonance aygart, Michael Moore, and Scott Adams knew the whole time that Trump could win, unfortunately for JTZ he may be off DDF for the next 4 years due to his mandatory 3 times daily consumption of CROW!

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Sub notes:

Nov 8 : Time to edit the wiki. Biggest upset in American History according to Michael Isikoff.


http://forums.dansdeals.com/index.php?topic=57647.0

http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton-5491.html
http://www.realclearpolitics.com/epolls/2016/president/us/general_election_trump_vs_clinton_vs_johnson_vs_stein-5952.html
https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump?lang=en
http://blog.dilbert.com/
http://fivethirtyeight.com/
All Political Ads - https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCvuOH0oJFwElBgRKz-eMlLw

As things turns out, the most prescient view on this election was that of Michael Moore! Though Scott Adams is also claiming a high view level of prescience.


Poll

Who are you voting for?

Clinton
12 (10.3%)
Trump
67 (57.3%)
Johnson
2 (1.7%)
Other (Write in)
8 (6.8%)
I don't vote in general and won't be voting this year
9 (7.7%)
I do vote in general, but won't be this year
19 (16.2%)

Total Members Voted: 117

Author Topic: US Politics/2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread  (Read 3858290 times)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1741 on: August 04, 2016, 08:33:59 PM »
Guys, did you hear Trump talking about the "video" of the plane going into Iran with the cash?
"nice plane".

I mean, he is at best dumb, and at worst a schizophrenic. Can we all agree now?'

Here's a video
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1742 on: August 04, 2016, 08:38:58 PM »
McClatchy/Marist poll , 8/1 - 8/3, Clinton 15% lead.
Clinton - 48. Trump - 33. I repeat: thirty freaken three.

(I knew America wasn't crazy)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1743 on: August 04, 2016, 09:52:41 PM »
As seen on Twitter.  Made me laugh.  @goldengateblond: "One of my supporters just gave me his soul. That's big stuff. I always wanted one of these." #NextTrumpGaffe

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1745 on: August 04, 2016, 10:18:49 PM »
Dear Members and Alumni,

In every presidential election since 1888, the members and Executive Board of the Harvard Republican Club have gathered to discuss, debate, and eventually endorse the standard-bearer of our party. But for the first time in 128 years, we, the oldest College Republicans chapter in the nation, will not be endorsing the Republican nominee.

Donald Trump holds views that are antithetical to our values not only as Republicans, but as Americans. The rhetoric he espouses –from racist slander to misogynistic taunts– is not consistent with our conservative principles, and his repeated mocking of the disabled and belittling of the sacrifices made by prisoners of war, Gold Star families, and Purple Heart recipients is not only bad politics, but absurdly cruel.

If enacted, Donald Trump’s platform would endanger our security both at home and abroad. Domestically, his protectionist trade policies and draconian immigration restrictions would enlarge our federal deficit, raise prices for consumers, and throw our economy back into recession. Trump’s global outlook, steeped in isolationism, is considerably out-of-step with the traditional Republican stance as well. The flippancy with which he is willing to abdicate the United States’ responsibility to lead is alarming. Calling for the US’ withdrawal from NATO and actively endorsing nuclear proliferation, Donald Trump’s foreign policy would wreak havoc on the established world order which has held aggressive foreign powers in check since World War II.

Perhaps most importantly, however, Donald Trump simply does not possess the temperament and character necessary to lead the United States through an increasingly perilous world. The last week should have made obvious to all what has been obvious to most for more than a year. In response to any slight –perceived or real– Donald Trump lashes out viciously and irresponsibly. In Trump’s eyes, disagreement with his actions or his policies warrants incessant name calling and derision: stupid, lying, fat, ugly, weak, failing, idiot –and that’s just his “fellow” Republicans.

He isn’t eschewing political correctness. He is eschewing basic human decency.

Donald Trump, despite spending more than a year on the campaign trail, has either refused or been unable to educate himself on issues that matter most to Americans like us. He speaks only in platitudes, about greatness, success, and winning. Time and time again, Trump has demonstrated his complete lack of knowledge on critical matters, meandering from position to position over the course of the election. When confronted about these frequent reversals, Trump lies in a manner more brazen and shameless than anything politics has ever seen.

Millions of people across the country are feeling despondent. Their hours have been cut, wages slashed, jobs even shipped overseas. But Donald Trump doesn’t have a plan to fix that. He has a plan to exploit that.

Donald Trump is a threat to the survival of the Republic. His authoritarian tendencies and flirtations with fascism are unparalleled in the history of our democracy. He hopes to divide us by race, by class, and by religion, instilling enough fear and anxiety to propel himself to the White House. He is looking to to pit neighbor against neighbor, friend against friend, American against American. We will not stand for this vitriolic rhetoric that is poisoning our country and our children.

President Reagan called on us to maintain this, our shining city on a hill. He called on us to maintain freedom abroad by keeping a strong presence in the world. He called on us to maintain liberty at home by upholding the democratic process and respecting our opponents. He called on us to maintain decency in our hearts by loving our neighbor.

He would be ashamed of Donald Trump. We are too.

This fall, we will instead focus our efforts on reclaiming the Republican Party from those who have done it considerable harm, campaigning for candidates who will uphold the conservative principles that have defined the Republican Party for generations. We will work to ensure both chambers of Congress remain in Republican hands, continuing to protect against executive overreach regardless of who wins the election this November.

We call on our party’s elected leaders to renounce their support of Donald Trump, and urge our fellow College Republicans to join us in condemning and withholding their endorsement from this dangerous man. The conservative movement in America should not and will not go quietly into the night.

A longtime student of American democracy, Alexis de Tocqueville once said, “America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great.”

De Tocqueville believed in the United States. Americans are a decent people. We work hard, protect our own, and look out for one another in times of need, regardless of the color of our skin, the God we worship, or our party registration. Donald Trump may not believe in that America, but we do. And that America will never cease to be great.

The Harvard Republican Club

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1746 on: August 04, 2016, 10:30:33 PM »
Awesome polls today. The Donald is tanking.
Nate Silver ‏@NateSilver538 3h3 hours ago

There's a point at which these national polls, bad as they are for Trump, become redundant. Need to see where race is 2-3 weeks from now.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1747 on: August 04, 2016, 10:43:55 PM »


Nate Silver ‏@NateSilver538 3h3 hours ago

There's a point at which these national polls, bad as they are for Trump, become redundant. Need to see where race is 2-3 weeks from now.
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1748 on: August 04, 2016, 11:25:19 PM »

I mean, he is at best dumb, and at worst a schizophrenic. Can we all agree now?'

Once you are at the conspiracy theories.

I will say that many of her expressions remind me of my grandmother's when she was at the start of Alzheimer's
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1749 on: August 04, 2016, 11:41:55 PM »
Once you are at the conspiracy theories.

I will say that many of her expressions remind me of my grandmother's when she was at the start of Alzheimer's

How was what I said a conspiracy theory?

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1750 on: August 04, 2016, 11:45:27 PM »
Now I hate Scarborough and especially Brehezhezhezhezinski, but on the topic of conspiracy theories.....
http://www.mediaite.com/tv/report-trump-kept-asking-during-foreign-policy-briefing-why-he-cant-just-use-nukes/

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1751 on: August 05, 2016, 12:04:35 AM »
Once you are at the conspiracy theories.

I will say that many of her expressions remind me of my grandmother's when she was at the start of Alzheimer's

Many people have theories about her coughing fits and that after her long hospital stay a bit back (supposedly something minor) where she was wearing sunglasses after for months, that its because of some serious brain damage. (Haven't listened in a while but iirc its Mark Simones favorite topic)

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1752 on: August 05, 2016, 12:31:55 AM »
Dear Members and Alumni,

In every presidential election since 1888, the members and Executive Board of the Harvard Republican Club have gathered to discuss, debate, and eventually endorse the standard-bearer of our party. But for the first time in 128 years, we, the oldest College Republicans chapter in the nation, will not be endorsing the Republican nominee.

Donald Trump holds views that are antithetical to our values not only as Republicans, but as Americans. The rhetoric he espouses –from racist slander to misogynistic taunts– is not consistent with our conservative principles, and his repeated mocking of the disabled and belittling of the sacrifices made by prisoners of war, Gold Star families, and Purple Heart recipients is not only bad politics, but absurdly cruel.

If enacted, Donald Trump’s platform would endanger our security both at home and abroad. Domestically, his protectionist trade policies and draconian immigration restrictions would enlarge our federal deficit, raise prices for consumers, and throw our economy back into recession. Trump’s global outlook, steeped in isolationism, is considerably out-of-step with the traditional Republican stance as well. The flippancy with which he is willing to abdicate the United States’ responsibility to lead is alarming. Calling for the US’ withdrawal from NATO and actively endorsing nuclear proliferation, Donald Trump’s foreign policy would wreak havoc on the established world order which has held aggressive foreign powers in check since World War II.

Perhaps most importantly, however, Donald Trump simply does not possess the temperament and character necessary to lead the United States through an increasingly perilous world. The last week should have made obvious to all what has been obvious to most for more than a year. In response to any slight –perceived or real– Donald Trump lashes out viciously and irresponsibly. In Trump’s eyes, disagreement with his actions or his policies warrants incessant name calling and derision: stupid, lying, fat, ugly, weak, failing, idiot –and that’s just his “fellow” Republicans.

He isn’t eschewing political correctness. He is eschewing basic human decency.

Donald Trump, despite spending more than a year on the campaign trail, has either refused or been unable to educate himself on issues that matter most to Americans like us. He speaks only in platitudes, about greatness, success, and winning. Time and time again, Trump has demonstrated his complete lack of knowledge on critical matters, meandering from position to position over the course of the election. When confronted about these frequent reversals, Trump lies in a manner more brazen and shameless than anything politics has ever seen.

Millions of people across the country are feeling despondent. Their hours have been cut, wages slashed, jobs even shipped overseas. But Donald Trump doesn’t have a plan to fix that. He has a plan to exploit that.

Donald Trump is a threat to the survival of the Republic. His authoritarian tendencies and flirtations with fascism are unparalleled in the history of our democracy. He hopes to divide us by race, by class, and by religion, instilling enough fear and anxiety to propel himself to the White House. He is looking to to pit neighbor against neighbor, friend against friend, American against American. We will not stand for this vitriolic rhetoric that is poisoning our country and our children.

President Reagan called on us to maintain this, our shining city on a hill. He called on us to maintain freedom abroad by keeping a strong presence in the world. He called on us to maintain liberty at home by upholding the democratic process and respecting our opponents. He called on us to maintain decency in our hearts by loving our neighbor.

He would be ashamed of Donald Trump. We are too.

This fall, we will instead focus our efforts on reclaiming the Republican Party from those who have done it considerable harm, campaigning for candidates who will uphold the conservative principles that have defined the Republican Party for generations. We will work to ensure both chambers of Congress remain in Republican hands, continuing to protect against executive overreach regardless of who wins the election this November.

We call on our party’s elected leaders to renounce their support of Donald Trump, and urge our fellow College Republicans to join us in condemning and withholding their endorsement from this dangerous man. The conservative movement in America should not and will not go quietly into the night.

A longtime student of American democracy, Alexis de Tocqueville once said, “America is great because she is good. If America ceases to be good, America will cease to be great.”

De Tocqueville believed in the United States. Americans are a decent people. We work hard, protect our own, and look out for one another in times of need, regardless of the color of our skin, the God we worship, or our party registration. Donald Trump may not believe in that America, but we do. And that America will never cease to be great.

The Harvard Republican Club
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1753 on: August 05, 2016, 08:25:40 AM »
After heated debates between the members of the Harvard Republicans, both of them decided not to endorse Donald Trump.

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1754 on: August 05, 2016, 09:09:02 AM »
Don't ask stupid questions and you won't get stupid answers

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1755 on: August 05, 2016, 09:28:14 AM »

I guess that works in the 9 days with Pareve Cholent
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1756 on: August 05, 2016, 09:30:09 AM »
I guess that works in the 9 days with Pareve Cholent
Of course that's why I posted it only today
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1757 on: August 05, 2016, 09:36:54 AM »
@megynkelly.@williamJBennett:
"it may be better to lower your standards on things [Trump] says temporarily, than to lose your country permanently"

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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1758 on: August 05, 2016, 09:37:58 AM »
@megynkelly.@williamJBennett:
"it may be better to lower your standards on things [Trump] says temporarily, than to lose your country permanently"
Right, that's the only reason I might vote for Hillary
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Re: 2016 Election Pick Your Poison Master Thread
« Reply #1759 on: August 05, 2016, 09:38:47 AM »
Guys, did you hear Trump talking about the "video" of the plane going into Iran with the cash?
"nice plane".

I mean, he is at best dumb, and at worst a schizophrenic. Can we all agree now?'

Here's a video



6:39am
@realDonaldTrump: The plane i saw on Television was the hostage plane in Geneva, Switzerland, not the plane carrying $400 million in cash going to Iran!